sup local homiez aight so dis be ya boi tha professa reppin straight outta benicia/oakland california comin at ya wit tha real shit.
so here tha story
house party dis weekend i had to take dis piss so bad but i was thizzin and didnt feel like goin outside (it be rainin) and tha toilet been ocupied by some bitchez that never come out. aight so i find my beer can in my hand and decide to go to tha corner and piss in tha can.
next thing i know some local chino mo'fucka grab tha can off tha floor and start chuggin dis shit. i be laughin so hard and dis fool realize he be drinkin tha piss. so he be real mad but he a skinny stupid ass chino mo'fucka so he aint do shit. but what he does do he try to jack some my thizz pills so me and some local west side havoc combine with the south benicia diablos (norteno gang) and we take dis bitch ass chino get back my thizz pillz (stole like 100 bunks worth) den we go thru tha wallet jack his money (45 bunks).
den we grab dis chinese mo'fukcaz atm card and den tie dis nigga up wit duck tape and tie him to a tree outside in tha rain in tha park. den we proceed and fill all tha homiez cars wid premium gas off dis chinos card. just goes to show you dont fuck wid tha professa
Thats fukin epic, way to torch his car. Nothing says fuck you like a bonfire on wheels!! Teach that chino whos tha fukin boss
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you lucky you ain't in south cali or else some real sureno vatos would fuck yo black ass up, west side havoc a joke compared to 18th street bitch, cuz i'm a true blue ese reppin da 619, ya fuckin hype.
Bro I'm pretty sure God hates jews just as much as I do.
seriously though, some of you assholes are going to get all the way through this before you realize your reading my signature.
"when i was like 10 there was this crazy german sheapard down the street who attacked my cat and ripped its stomach open causing its entrails to spew all over my neighbors fence. I attribute that to why I'm so fucked up now." - Dick-juice.
word lil g. i did the same thign once but it was in to a crona bottel and we gasve it to my dumb friend on porpous. he chuged it and then fell over and was liek oo man i got piss all over my self. good times
dis nigga be crazy foo
it always rains in oaktown you dumbass
u juz jealous cause u so ugly the last time u gots a piece of ass was when us hand slipped through the toilet paper homes
dont be given my nigggga lil g shit
i fuck yo couch