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picking up chicks, skiing
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what are everyones techniques? in the lift line? on the slopes? when they fall? just wondering, kind of bored.
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haha ce vrai! j'amais je dirais non a un gars qui faisait du ski... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm SEXY! mais il y a un gars ici surcete site que je dirais non a lui.... lol pas de noms...
and i a guy came a sat with me on the chair and started to chat it up with me and whatnot.. im good and hooked pretty much
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be wild. live wild, ski wild
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I think that writing gave me a boner, I dunno what it said but I LIKE IT!
'That's Nice. That's a nice penis. Hey guys come take a look at the size of this guy's penis.' Some dude to Corey G while urinating behind a Dominos.
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command !! dis le c'est qui
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stop it, my head is starting to hurt.
Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool
'Your hitting skills are like baseball - a spectator sport.' Dave Pauls talking to me about...........someone.
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Ya I know who adam is... he rides 1080s right? I see him at grouse like every week! His helmet's alright... but mine's better... and shaun... whadya mean I have to stop being dumb? You're just jealous that my helmet is soooo sexy!
~~Stinkyprimo... the smell is sublime!~~
~~Phatt Pharting Phoser~~
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Speaking of my helmet, anybody that skis grouse and sees me wearing my riduculos blue helmet, gimme a hollar and I'd be glad to ski wit ya... except for shaun cuz he's stupid and makes fun of me... boo hoo
~~Brooke's Pro-Hoe~~
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vous etes donc ben pas vite les gars. la plupart d'etre vous êtes surement des dieux, vous etes sans doute full style et j'espère que vous êtes drole. allez voir les files...on ne dit jamais non a un rider!!!
I WILL try to translate this as best i can with my 8 years in french immersion
your are not that fast you guys. most of you are gods. You are with out doubte full of style and I hope you are funny. Go see the girls.... we never say no to a rider.
wow I butchered that..... have fun
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I doubt oyu guys care but it's late and i'm bored so this is what my french friend says what it means.... i dunno though...
You guys aren't very quick. Most of you think you're Gods, although i'm sure you're full of style and i hope you're funny. Go see some girls, they never say no to a rider.
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i soooooo dont remember writting that.....
cause the last paragraph didnt make sense and um Jon im glad you got a woody. but there as nothing sexual in that haha. but maybe next time ill write some french porn scripts up just for you
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jodes- Hey cryss does your knee hurt?
me- Ya!
Darryl-Does your back hurt?
me-Ya!
Jodes-Got sand?
me- NO!!!!!!
(said at the orage big air competition)
*be wild.live wild.ski wild*
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yeah french porn WOO-HOO!
Nobodys Perfect..............I'm Nobody
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I was translating what backflip said... I was just bored
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Dude my local mtn blows for picking up chicks, but then again i never really tried becuz i usually go to the mtn to ski, not pick up chicks, but when i have its been a bitch, and no chicks are interested, then again my gf at that time was probably happy they werent.
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what i do, the girls in the park are pretty hot but suck, so i let them hit the table and fall, then i do a huge trick and stomp it and help them up!!
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Ya if you wanna make them feel like crap.. why don't you skip the showboat act and help them up first and make them feel special...
This post along with many others is part of the Stinkyprimo's Improved Posting Revolution. This means I'm making an effort to stop posting junk everywhere... if you see a post written by me that you think is stupid please message oh ya and I am part of:
~TAK+STINKYPRIMO=Former asses of NS
~Pround member of the Bikers of NS
~And I'm Brooke's Pro-Hoe!
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ya dude - you gotta help her up and shit than ski away... meet her at the bottom of the hill (don't make it look intentional) than if she appears to be alone offer to go up the chair with her... talk and shit than ski with her though the park (now's the time to impress her) - the rest is up to you.
Darryl Hunt
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'...we went on a trip with the ghost of christmas past, and he stole our damn sunglasses...' Socrities, Godzilla, or annonamous, i'm not quite sure.......
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I'v got no game, so I just smile and get on my way, unless they are really hot, then I might say hi, or 'yo baby ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat'
man that was a funny movie
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man I tried the 'Help them out' thing. It almost worked except I was there for night skiing and they were they for day. So I never saw them again.... they could get 3 feet out of the pipe too.
'Hey, don't make me come over there and beat you with your dads belt' - My Brother on the speaker phone to his friend
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ha boys crack me up! the things guys will do for play. if u really want to know how to get a girls attention...then show off your best tricks. and if u can't do any, then it never hurts to try, well...just don't die!
luv always~
Sonya
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Awh mikey you talking about the chicks at blue...
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jodes- Hey cryss does your knee hurt?
me- Ya!
Darryl-Does your back hurt?
me-Ya!
Jodes-Got sand?
me- NO!!!!!!
(said at the orage big air competition)
*be wild.live wild.ski wild*
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jay and silent bob is an awsome movie. and mike - you say there were chicks at blue who could get 3ft out of the pipe? that's odd... were they those instructors who always go in the park for a few runs at the end of the day?
Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool
'...we went on a trip with the ghost of christmas past, and he stole our damn sunglasses...' Socrities, Godzilla, or annonamous, i'm not quite sure.......
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haha darryl i sooo know what you're talking about with like helping them up! bwahaha i met some guy in the pipe and he was all, why are you hiking a vertless pipe? lets go ski somewhere else! so we ended up skiing the whole rest of the night together!
*brooke*
'Look it's Andy Ma-Har-EEEEEEE!'
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Brooke..... is there someone else in your life besides me??? *snif*
This post along with many others is part of the Stinkyprimo's Improved Posting Revolution. This means I'm making an effort to stop posting junk everywhere... if you see a post written by me that you think is stupid please message oh ya and I am part of:
~TAK+STINKYPRIMO=Former asses of NS
~Pround member of the Bikers of NS
~And I'm Brooke's Pro-Hoe!
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hey stinky - don't you like live in the northwest? if so just go and ski at the same mountian as brooke - and if i'm way off on where you live than you can fly out there or something - can't you?
Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool
'...we went on a trip with the ghost of christmas past, and he stole our damn sunglasses...' Socrities, Godzilla, or annonamous, i'm not quite sure.......
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Who told you that? I live in BC... ya I got my pilot license in the summer so I'll go fly and pick her up.. yay... I'll let her fly the plane too! I sure hope she's a better flyer than driver though... hehe... sorry that was stupid
Brooke has found another man and I am once again all alone... *snif* *tear*
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Ya and I'm also only 14 and she said I was too young for her... *snif*
Brooke has found another man and I am once again all alone... *snif* *tear*
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BC and Washington are neighbours... you could easily swing down there to see her. and 14 is a little young.
Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool
'...we went on a trip with the ghost of christmas past, and he stole our damn sunglasses...' Socrities, Godzilla, or annonamous, i'm not quite sure.......
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14 sucha cute age
Chus en amour.
~IBC~
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HAha.. thanks.. I'm alomst 15.. how'z that?
Brooke has found another man and I am once again all alone... *snif* *tear*
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sorry nick.. still too young..
*brooke*
'That's a sign that God didn't want you to burn me..'- David to Brady when the lit Concept burned out that Brady was chasin him with
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*snif*
*tear*
~~~I love Brooke~~~
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