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picking up chicks, skiing
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what are everyones techniques? in the lift line? on the slopes? when they fall? just wondering, kind of bored.
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'why do they make fake snow' - tourist
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You can always do teh classic of picking them up when they fall, but the best is to time it right and get on teh lift with them like 5 times in a row.
Taylor
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~ Phunkin' Phatt Phreerider ~
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All I do is give me a quick glance and bang, intstant soup.
'That's Nice. That's a nice penis. Hey guys come take a look at the size of this guy's penis.' Some dude to Corey G while urinating behind a Dominos.
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me = them, I'm retarded
'That's Nice. That's a nice penis. Hey guys come take a look at the size of this guy's penis.' Some dude to Corey G while urinating behind a Dominos.
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I just whip out my hog right in line and scream SINGLE!
Pull My Finger
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uhh....
girls at my area just think that all skiers are ugly
but then you take off ur helmet and go into the lodge and your world changes...:)
*leader of the skiing with your pants down revolution*
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HAHA, totally dude, totally. Yah, but definatley what lil Tay Tay said, get on the same lift as them a couple times, especially a T-bar coz it's more personal and you just talk to them, let them talk about themselves lots and be real interested. it's all good.
~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
-Jesus had 1080's!-
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ickyy - if you wipped your hog out in the middle of the lift line - and screamed 'single' I would pound through the line up to get on the chair with you...then I would slap you in the face, grab the hog - and stick it to the safety bar - then I would raise the safety bar....hee heee - oh man - that even made me cringe - what's wrong with me...sorry - I thought your idea was actually pretty good:)
Overheard at the Blue Mountain Costume party...
GUY: 'what are you supposed to be?'
GIRL: 'Im BOOB Mountain'
GUY: 'Oh yeah? well did you get your terrain park pass? 'cause I'm about to take you to the 'Badlands''
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Excellent Jodi! Hahaha!!! But Hey! That single trick works quite well... i've tried it before... however that t-bar one doesn't work with me cuz they just keep telling me to stop being so close to them!
~~Stinkyprimo... the smell is sublime!~~
~~Phatt Pharting Phoser~~
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yeah nick.... cuz everyone believes you....
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Thats ok! i get em for free from pih-hill-ou' -Shaniqua Bootycall
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ow ! jodi you sound like one vile woman
*leader of the skiing with your pants down revolution*
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HAHA, no way have you flopped your weiner out in the lift line, haha, good try though dude.
~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
-Jesus had 1080's!-
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I practise the dance that the yellow people have mastered so well. The ladies love to see that dance.
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yah sorry guys - that was pretty aggressive of me.....funny though - I laughed again when I read it - its a pretty bad mental picture.......
I have shin bang....and it hurts so bad I cried.
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haha, totally Jodi, it's evil to the worst, haha, ah well, it would be incredibly funny seeing it happen to someone else, as long as it wasn't me, haha, but then I'd never flop out my Johnson in a lift line, haha. wheeee.
And yah Mr. Jay, I also find that the yellow people dance does the trick for me.
~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
-Jesus had 1080's!-
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learn from the master- darryl
'Marge, road signals are suggestions, like pants' Homer
Please don't try inverted tricks on beds. The only people that gain experiance is the chiropractor and the furniture salesmen.
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Yo Darryl, come post some good stuff on how to pick up females, hehe,
~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
-Jesus had 1080's!-
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Hey at least I got you on the lift with me right? I mean that's a start. plus your touchin my weiner. ha ha ha ha ha. just kiddin.
Pull My Finger
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haha ickky got you there jodi
LD CREW REPRESENT!!!
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Darryl is the master at picking up chicks in general... It is seriously the funniest thing ever.... He hit on this one girl sooo hard that she left the country and went to england!!
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Make eye contact and a smile. The eyes tell all.
Later-JD
-No matter how hot she is, someone, somewhere is sick of her shit.
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That's what I said in my earlier post 'eye contact and smile' the only difference is i use the third eye! Ha Ha Ha hey jodi have used the trick once and it worked it was at panoramma ever been there? just kidding
Pull My Finger
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Being a pimp allows me acess to many ladys, I don't need to do anything. I'm just who I am they come a runnin. haha for real though chicks dig guys who are good at stuff, call em pro hoes call em whatever all chicks like to be surrounded by success so succeed at something.
'That's Nice. That's a nice penis. Hey guys come take a look at the size of this guy's penis.' Some dude to Corey G while urinating behind a Dominos.
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being the super pimpin' ultra shibby masters, me and Stevie and Matty have to actually fight off the chicks in the lift lines. So we stand there together holding out our poles trying to ski fakie up to the lift beating off all the screaming woman who are fighting for that 4th chair on the lift, it's crazy dudes, crazy
~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
-Jesus had 1080's!-
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wear a flourecent orange one piece soup....they will be on you like a pack of dogs on a three legged cat....
-my name is sirjibsalot i like to jib rails alot, curved ones,kinked ones, long ones, short ones, rainbow ones, and hand rail ones, because my name is sirjibsalot-
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A chick once told me that after confering with all her friends, she came to the conclusion that girls like confident / cocky guys instead of nice guys..... Just one more reasone to make me believe that nice guys ALWAYS come in last.
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'We shall eat. Come.' - Yoda
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Sirbibsalot....you said 'orange One Piece Soup' - I imagine you meant 'suit' - but Soup is way better - picture a guy lookin at the ladies in the lift line - wearing nothing but pea soup...yummmy!
I have shin bang....and it hurts so bad I cried.
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HAHA! Jodi! HAHAHA! And yes Tim, that's how we ride the lift. it's soooo nuts.
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~'My huck doll does them in heaps, he's pretty fly'
PhattTim
~AIM Name= BigAirSkier1580
**A Certain amazing girl has stolen my heart. And I DON'T want it returned!!**
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yes i did mean suit but i was wearing soup at the time.......i nice coat of broccoli soup...
-my name is sirjibsalot i like to jib rails alot, curved ones,kinked ones, long ones, short ones, rainbow ones, and hand rail ones, because my name is sirjibsalot-
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shut up dave - yur weird - you should dye your hair auburne though.....
I have shin bang....and it hurts so bad I cried.
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see, if you were all like me and Stevie and Matty then you wouldn't have any worries at all, it'd all be sweet.
~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
*SkierX IS A STUD MUFFIN*
-Jesus had 1080's!-
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I like my black hair.... and I still have no clue what colour awbourn is.... or how ever you spell it.... hmm.
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in the chalet at lunch, resting on the slopes, on the chairlift, or when you fall lol. try something huge in the park to show the ladies. the funniest i say is when u and a friend are walking by some beautiful ladies, you push him/her into them and then you say sorry and start talking.
'One day I'm going to learn something i swear'
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HAHA!! ow wow im definately gonna try that, its classic
*leader of the skiing with your pants down revolution*
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Caden you must spend a lot of time single with that approach. Ha ha just kidding.
Where did you find it?
I don't know. I was too excited. We're in the Lesbian stronghold
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Oburn is the color of an orangatangs hair..
-my name is sirjibsalot i like to jib rails alot, curved ones,kinked ones, long ones, short ones, rainbow ones, and hand rail ones, because my name is sirjibsalot-
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meetin guys at the hill... comment on a jump that they just made or try to get on the chair with them and ask how thier day is going....
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-500* Fahrenheit (-295* C) Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
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my frined is the master of picking up chicks, trust me, here are some good ones if you want your friend to score, a hot chick walks by and you say hey 'slippy' isnt that the girl you wanna fuck? and usually they look at you real weird, and then you talk to her, alright i wouldnt really say that works but it one of the funniest things to see, but sometime, odly enough, they start to talk with you, or you can go up to random people and ask them how they are doing today or go up to somebody in the halls at school and ask them if you can help them carry their books, do that everytime you see them, it really funny, another one that can cover stuff up is if you checking a really hot girl out then she notices you are you ask her how she is today and try to initiate a conversation, i just name these cause i have a friend who tried them all, and they seem to work for him, kinda funny
don't do sleep and get 8 hours of drugs
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2 words: act fruity
'Marge, road signals are suggestions, like pants' Homer
Please don't try inverted tricks on beds. The only people that gain experiance is the chiropractor and the furniture salesmen.
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haha or today when i was hiking the pipe, two guys come up to me and told me i was their idol.. bwahahhaa
*brooke*
'BROOKE!- I can't do no damn ALLEY-OOPMA LOOMPAS in the pipe! bwahahaha'- Maria tha Skia!
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Haha... shaun... I was talking about the gewd ol days when grouse had the t-bar before for some stupid reason they sold it to get the quad... and frost's idea with smiling and girls after making eye contact is pretty good excepet for I have a full faced helmet so inorder for them to see me smile I have to take it off all the straps that's holding it on then remove all that is around my helmet before I can even take it off so they can see my face so that they could see me smile... I know it doesn't make much sense but does sombody have any ideas to help me?
~~Stinkyprimo... the smell is sublime!~~
~~Phatt Pharting Phoser~~
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hey stinky what you have to do is whip out your 'STINKYPRIMO' and yell SINGLE i'm tellin ya it works.
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nick has to stop being so dumb first, then, and only then, can he begin to think about finding women.
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How many boots could three Phils fill if three Phils could fill boots?
'Hey, you forgot your basket!
Thats ok! i get em for free from pih-hill-ou' -Shaniqua Bootycall
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last night i went over to the south and just rode the six pack trying to pick up the beginner snowboard chicks... I think I would of had more succcess if I wasn't wearing my helmet or had that...whatever it is... on my jacket. oh and fyi for all the people that think it's blood - it's not - i washed my jacket finally and it didn't come off, i think it's rust or something that dripped off the chair when it was raining one day...or something.
I got one chick to ditch her friends and come to the terrain park - than i got cold so i left and when inside to unthaw my gloves (i was out all day and it was raining in the morning and -27 with the windchill at night so my soaked clothes got REALLY cold at night - it sucked ass.
Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool
'Your hitting skills are like baseball - a spectator sport.' Dave Pauls talking to me about...........someone.
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Full face helmets are super sexy... i met these 2 guys at Louie that had them like 2 weeks ago and ive wanted to get ones ever since!! I think his name was Adam.. man was that guy hot!!
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-500* Fahrenheit (-295* C) Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
Guess whats happening this YR?? Hells freezing over baby!!!!!
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If he had a full face helmit, how could you see his face - and how would you know he was hot? I think you are makeing this up. hmm
Full face helmits suck. you can really hurt yourself with them....
My friend took all his front teeth out on his... the face thing hit him in the mouth when he face plated...
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it wass one of the Giro ones.... that u can see through.... but he had a sexy voice and had his goggles off so I could see enough of his face....
is that ok with u dave??
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~aeden
-500* Fahrenheit (-295* C) Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.
Guess whats happening this YR?? Hells freezing over baby!!!!!
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vous etes donc ben pas vite les gars. la plupart d'etre vous êtes surement des dieux, vous etes sans doute full style et j'espère que vous êtes drole. allez voir les files...on ne dit jamais non a un rider!!!
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I still think you are makeing it up.
what?
hmm.
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