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i am the antichrist?

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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
today, i was lifeguarding at my pool, and i kicked a kid out, when i went in for my break his mom was standing there and bitched me out, shes all like my son is a god loving little boy, he would never break the rules, and i asked her what god had to do with my swimming pool, and she called me teh antichrist and left, i was weirded out
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Jun 23 2003 9:57PM
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*cowboy*
Posts: 8830 - Karma: 214
haha, what did the kid do? Was she really pissed? nah, i dont think you are the antichrist.. i think she was just pissed cuase her kid was a moron
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Jun 23 2003 9:59PM
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caylorswift
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hahaha that is the greatest



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Jun 23 2003 10:00PM
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Ds91260
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dont worry about it, shes a part of one of those weird montana cults
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Jun 23 2003 10:00PM
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*cowboy*
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haha, tell me about these montana cults...
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Jun 23 2003 10:01PM
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Krongos
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hehehehehehe, fuckin funny as hell man
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and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

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Jun 23 2003 10:01PM
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petek
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the definition in the bible of the anti-christ is some1 who says that he is christ

I think i'm going crazy...
According to a newschooler, i'm druggie trash
Jun 23 2003 10:02PM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
ya, she kinda reminded me of one of those old cat ladies, she was all dirty and stuff, her kid kept diving in, and it was hot out, so i was getting pissed, so i booted his ass, she was flippin, wanting her money back, i was like tough shit
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Jun 23 2003 10:05PM
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B-Wald
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that's fucken hilarious..
i hope someone calls me the antichrist sometime.
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Jun 23 2003 10:12PM
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PurpleSkier
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i was about to slap her and tell her to shut the fuck up, then i thought next time her kid came swimming, id just drop something heavy on his head from my chair, and let the focker drown
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Jun 23 2003 10:13PM
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B-Wald
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^hahahaha..

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Jun 23 2003 10:14PM
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linemaverick540
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yes you are
trust me, the '' things aren't actually there

'Know this now, you are only killing a man'-Che Guevaras last words

Jun 23 2003 10:14PM
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PurpleSkier
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or i could of stolen one of her cats

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Jun 23 2003 10:19PM
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