Heloo, my name is Shane Mckonkey. I was born in Vancouver Canada, thats aboot three hours north of, ah, seattle.
Right now were here in Bella Coola Canada, and ah, weve been shut in by the weather for like three weeks eh. We havn't shot fuck all. Ooh, Soory.
We've just been sittng around, eating pasta, and spending loonies and toonies on Kokanee and peelers.
But, as soon as this weather clears, im gunna pull on my toque, eat some canadian bacon, and ah, im keen to giver.
Done it like, probably 6 or more times, while skiing and skating. Theres even a vid of one of my skate ones in My Videos. But everytime skiing its a like rectangle rail, so i just naturally squeeze my legs together and my upper thys just get bruised. Or, Ill land off center and 1 leg will get all the impact. Still leads to some bruises, but never really hit the guys too hard.