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Why do we have hair?

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*cowboy*
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I always ask my self this.. Because of hair, we have to shave everyday, then it gets itcy and scratchy.. And, it doesnt really look nice. Seems like hair is much more trouble than it is worth.. Anyone know why we have it?
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Jun 22 2003 11:51AM
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Lateralis
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without it,we'd all look the same, but it would be a good thing cuz then girls would never have hairy muffs,


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Jun 22 2003 11:53AM
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theBOSS.
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If we didnt have hair we wouldnt be mammals, plus we would freeze our asses off in the winter time. We havent always had clothes you know.
Jun 22 2003 12:04PM
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mattster
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hair is like a leftover thingy from evelution monkeys have hair and so do we

i like my ball hair , keeps them warm when i ski
Jun 22 2003 12:19PM
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petek
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hair is to help keep ure head warm, to allow more blood flow to ure brain


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Jun 22 2003 12:22PM
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Knewnews
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for heat... and some people have taken it too far (cough)( willie nelson ) guy hasn't cut his hair in like 40 years.
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Jun 22 2003 1:30PM
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Krongos
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dude, its so chicks will look hot cuz i think bald chicks are ugly
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Jun 22 2003 1:41PM
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to keep brain from freezing
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Jun 22 2003 1:43PM
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KoBEN
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actually.....to keep germs out, but people shave all their hair so it doesn't exactly work so well anymore, notice hair around your asshole, around your mouth, little hairs around your ear...etc
Jun 22 2003 1:45PM
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SteveXs2
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yeah, you lose a lot of heat through your head so your hair keeps it in. and right about now it keeps my ears warm and feels cool when it blows in the wind... until it hits you in the eye in which case it hurts.
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Jun 22 2003 1:55PM
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caleBCaleb
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it cusions your head too a little bit i guess
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Jun 22 2003 2:05PM
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warmth and germs.
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Jun 22 2003 3:04PM
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FRZGene
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Also so our heads don't get sunburned.
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Jun 22 2003 4:54PM
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What_A_Wookie
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evolutionary shit...we werent always well equipped with our Oakley apparel
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Jun 22 2003 6:53PM
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*Neil
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Why do we have hair on are choda is the realy question.. wtf, it just picks up all the left ovre shit that hannded been wiped forming nasty ass dangle barries.... and its impossible to cut off unlessu are realy daraing and more flexible then a fucking ballernna.. at least give chicks ass hair, most of them are flexible anough to reach it and shave it all off.. and if there not they probibly dont get any anyway
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Jun 22 2003 7:02PM
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*cowboy*
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too keep us warm.. See, thats the little thing i was overlooking.. and germs too for some things.. makes sense! Thanks guys!
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Jun 22 2003 9:23PM
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Pipe_Munky
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it's too protect our head believe it or not. the important parts of the body are protected by hair. your hair protects your brain, your eyebrows protect the veins in your face and your pubes proctect the package!



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Jun 22 2003 9:43PM
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jibtastic
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so we dont all look like funny bald ass people. i mean, seriously, who wants to be totally bald.
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Jun 23 2003 1:44AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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keeps you wwarm, germs, and a good insulator.it also helps with your sense of feeling

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Jun 23 2003 11:09AM
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