i saw this image and it reminded me of tha professor
i ended up killing my friends cat because i thought it looked at me funny. long story short my friend doesn't even have a cat and i woke up naked in a burger kings bathroom with a turd on my face.
seriously though, some of you assholes are going to get all the way through this before you realize your reading my signature.
"when i was like 10 there was this crazy german sheapard down the street who attacked my cat and ripped its stomach open causing its entrails to spew all over my neighbors fence. I attribute that to why I'm so fucked up now." - Dick-juice.
"He'll run up to someone and be like get the fuck on the ground you fucking asshole or i'll spray you with my mace gun. and than in the car he'll be like go with christ bra"- Burgrider
shut the fuck up all you little punk bitch ass little kids. my boyfriend goes by the name of Matt
Hey, listen. Don't take any guff from these fucking swine. If you have any trouble, remember: you can always send a telegram to the right people. - Raoul Duke
lets all post whore to make it grow quicker than a black mans cock when j-lo enters the room - LE.Skiing
lil g youre pretty ghetto but mah crew will murda yo life. 10
Dude you can't tape over tapes. The actual scotch tape inside will catch fire and explode. As this explosion happens, it well send off nuclear waste, killing millions within a 5 mile radius. Then after that, your body will give off herpes to the whole world and we will all die. Make sure to NEVER tape over.-[e]Heath