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Ahmets_Brother
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has anyone noticed that ns has built like a world for us. its kinda like the matix. how our life is fake but that one weird one is real. ns is the real one and theworld is fake muhahahhaha

i like to burn things
i can do a summersault
Jun 18 2003 9:21AM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
yea, except that there are no agents, besides the alien, and there's no green code, or shit blowing up, and NS.com doesn't help me do extreme fight sequences either.

but yea, you're close

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Jun 18 2003 11:08AM
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PurpleSkier
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thats close enought for me:)
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What the hell is this, i said egg whites only! You trying to give me a bloody heart attack?? Make it again!!! Aaaah the breakfast thing, it wasnt even about the eggs, really. Frankly i like the yolks, i, i, i do. I have no problem, its just theres always been alot of tension between Lois and me, and its not so much as i want to kill her. It's just i want her to not be alive anymore. Uh, i sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. And then i think to myself,'My god, wouldnt it be marvolous if i turned out to be a homosexual?' -Stewie

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Jun 18 2003 11:18AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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i blow up things

i like to burn things
i can do a summersault
Jun 18 2003 3:12PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
im an agent.........a super one too


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Jun 18 2003 3:21PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
and im SEATT.

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Jun 18 2003 3:50PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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this is my world.

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Jun 18 2003 8:50PM
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doghoy
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its my world!
Jun 18 2003 9:28PM
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3ski6guy0
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whats a keymaker??


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Jun 19 2003 2:45AM
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SaraJ
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so then harvey must be...God!!!!

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Jun 19 2003 3:22AM
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Newskoolkavana
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harvey is therefor the keymaker and the architect.......



-ryan kavana
Jun 19 2003 9:59AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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harvey = god. lets warship him

i like to burn things
i can do a summersault
Jun 19 2003 10:18AM
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doghoy
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no worshiping for me but harvey is god
Jun 19 2003 10:33AM
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caylorswift
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then dave would be the little funny runnig key maker. hahahah troll!



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Jun 19 2003 3:51PM
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doghoy
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wouldn't the keymaker be harvey?
Jun 19 2003 6:47PM
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caylorswift
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no, Harvey is the architect (creator)!



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Jun 19 2003 7:48PM
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doghoy
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oh k oh k
Jun 19 2003 7:49PM
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linemaverick540
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that movie is so dope. I wish i watched the first one right before seeing the 2nd one though, it would have helped to understand better.
trust me, the '' things aren't actually there

'Know this now, you are only killing a man'-Che Guevaras last words

Jun 19 2003 7:55PM
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EastCoastPride
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newschoolers = website?


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Jun 19 2003 9:01PM
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PhattTim
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I'm with Teddy on that one, NS definatley = website.

I think I'd probably be Neo, yep, definatley Neo.

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Jun 19 2003 9:18PM
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doghoy
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no ur 2 fat to be neo
Jun 19 2003 9:48PM
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Knewnews
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let me think... no it's just the best website ever.
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Jun 19 2003 10:05PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
we should deck out NS.com in matrix code for like a week.... it would be sick....
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Jun 20 2003 12:01AM
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$1080PLP$
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this is our own matrix we control our lives on here by posts/pics and over all media. matt is the creator, mods are the agents trying to take us down when we know to much. i'm going to be morphus then i always knew that Tim was 'THE ONE'

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Jun 20 2003 1:45AM
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caylorswift
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hmm... then that makes me... .. .. ... trinity..


no wait.. that makes me... the krispy kreme delivery boy!



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Jun 20 2003 1:48AM
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Mear-Focuz
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I just watched the matrix and tried to bend a spoon.


- Just me, Oh! I don't actually even know who this is. Hmm... Gotta think on that one.
Jun 20 2003 8:39AM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
i like to burn things what does that make me?

i like to burn things
i can do a summersault
Jun 20 2003 8:49AM
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What_A_Wookie
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haha, ^^^, sam you are fat...
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Jun 20 2003 9:05AM
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doghoy
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i also like to burn things, what does that make me?
Jun 20 2003 10:18AM
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mattwalker
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the agents are the moderators...and Harvey is the main agent that always calls Neo Mr.Anderson. And soxripper is the prophet or whatever...its ROLE PLAYING YAY!!!



'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'

'how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?.......10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they can do that.'
Jun 22 2003 9:27PM
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mattwalker
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^ oracle is what i meant



'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'

'how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?.......10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they can do that.'
Jun 22 2003 9:28PM
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Newskoolkavana
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im the woman in the red dress..........

......wait no i didnt mean that




-ryan kavana
Jun 22 2003 9:37PM
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Caden
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im the weird little annoying kid that neo saved...
Jun 22 2003 11:50PM
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Ds91260
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that would make the former ns underground the ppl who are unplugged, harvey is the creator, the mods are the agents, well make GhostDragon the oracle, only cause he gives good advice and he reminds me of an old fat black woman, and im the one cause..... well come on lets be honest here, im the shit and u all know it
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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis
Jun 22 2003 11:55PM
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Ds91260
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_ski_bum_ is the keymaker, cause he figured out how to get into the underground
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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis
Jun 22 2003 11:58PM
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caylorswift
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then im morphius cuz i was the second one who got in the underground, and im the pilot biotch



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Sam 'Beefy Tits' Caylor
°°°Viva La Donate°°°
°°°Viva La Resistance°°°
°°°Viva La Gagina°°°
Jun 23 2003 12:24AM
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bfreeski
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whoa... kinda true... haha not to turn this argument of who would be who... but i mean... i am one of well 3 or so in my school who actually are apart of this NS community and well to everyone else when i search thru this site it is like everyone else is relatively clueless, i am caught in a beautiful world (although the matrix has turned ugly) but i dont know maybe im rambling but seriously.... maybe we all have a plan to save the spirits of the world errr something cuz newschooling rules!
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Jun 23 2003 9:08PM
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What_A_Wookie
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???
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NS Special Education

Long is the way. And hard, that out of hell leadsup to light.
Jun 24 2003 11:31AM
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doghoy
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^^ what?

'I neva fucked anybody over in my life, who didn't have it comin' to 'im, you got that? All i have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, jou understand? -Scarface

'Say 'ello to my little friend!' -Scarface
Jun 24 2003 7:51PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
^
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^ more like boraphil



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Jun 24 2003 8:20PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
shit man...don't u bite your own tail when u walk in circles like that?

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Jun 24 2003 8:20PM
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doghoy
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no my dog does thou

'I neva fucked anybody over in my life, who didn't have it comin' to 'im, you got that? All i have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, jou understand? -Scarface

'Say 'ello to my little friend!' -Scarface
Jun 25 2003 4:24PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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so i'm one of the people that goes around living their life like its not in the matrix? But I know I'm in the Matric so who would I be? Just one of those losers in Zion or whatever that human city was? I want to be a badass that saves the world.

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Jun 25 2003 5:50PM
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