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The Gaper Statement

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beezey
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        What do you think goes through their mind when they are about to hit a 45ft jump?


"Oh Man! I bet I clear this at least half way!"
Jan 28 2007 8:30PM
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skiRay
Posts: 7558 - Karma: 926
"i hope this makes me popular..."
Jan 29 2007 5:15PM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
over here all the gappers try to show off by hitting the sides of the jumps and doing mutes and stuff
Jan 29 2007 5:20PM
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anitaskis
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True dat negro
Jan 29 2007 5:25PM
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beezey
Posts: 9027 - Karma: 428
we were all once at the gaper stage stop haha why fight over our high attitudes, we deserve to be proud of what we do, we worked hard for it.
Jan 29 2007 5:29PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 125
if theyre having fun, why hate?
Jan 29 2007 6:09PM
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friedcheese
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because they get in the way and ski down the landings of big jumps.
Jan 29 2007 9:27PM
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t_rob
Posts: 6433 - Karma: 11,458
"mommy is so scared but she is going to be so happy for me when i do it."
Jan 29 2007 9:33PM
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-justice-
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"I'm going so fast! I'm gonna hit this jump!"

and then they fall off the lip/case the jump completely.
Jan 29 2007 10:56PM
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anti_bunk
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youre incorrect. i was never a gaper. im not a retard thats how you avoid being a gaper.
Jan 29 2007 11:56PM
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aja_kiki
Posts: 2354 - Karma: 51
ahahahhahah yesss...ur so right!!
Jan 30 2007 8:28AM
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supersteez420
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"oh yea the boys back at the lodge wont belive this im gonna look so cool doin this rad kicker"

and ofcourse we are all sittin at the top thinkin "how bad is this dumb ass gonna fuck himself up" then he does and we all laugh our asses off
Jan 30 2007 8:41AM
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aja_kiki
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ahahaha oh poor anitaskis. hahahahaha
Jan 30 2007 11:04AM
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DynastarriderGP
Posts: 8258 - Karma: 214
yes
Jan 30 2007 12:34PM
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anitaskis
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NO WAY?!
Jan 30 2007 3:11PM
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SlickRick.
Posts: 4329 - Karma: 300
haha yes!
Jan 30 2007 3:12PM
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Mat.
Posts: 7167 - Karma: 94
I dont know what they're thinking, but I doggone hate when they do that shit. Going of the side of jumps that is.
Jan 30 2007 3:59PM
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leckett1
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doggone ahahah what the fuck?
Jan 30 2007 4:00PM
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Dustin.
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what a not funny stupid bitch
Jan 30 2007 4:08PM
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ktollefson_1080
Posts: 2061 - Karma: 183
hahaha
Feb 12 2007 6:22PM
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skierbabe420
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yes!!! abso-friggin-lutely...check the sig.
Feb 12 2007 8:19PM
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Mat.
Posts: 7167 - Karma: 94
I heard it on king of the hill!
Feb 12 2007 8:22PM
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crooks
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"Pizza, french fry, pizza, french fry. Hey I think I got the hang of this. Big jump in the snowboard park here I come."
Feb 12 2007 8:32PM
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Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
I hate it when some kids' mom/dad gets out their camera and skis to the side of a jump and lets their little kid go off the jump, case and completely eat their knees. They just dont get it. I think some little girl got hurt casing a jump this past weekend when she should have been nowhere near the park. I also hate it when some kid cuts you off after you call drop and he makes it halfway up the lip, slides down a bit and climbs up and over the jump, taking about 5 minutes to do so.
Feb 12 2007 9:05PM
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pales
Posts: 1125 - Karma: 25
i prefer calling it human slalom because if worst comes to worst you can punch them out of the way
Feb 12 2007 9:06PM
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KillerMonkey
Posts: 6435 - Karma: 108
Then in the background you just throw down some nasty shit right behind the kid to totally show him up.
Feb 12 2007 9:53PM
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salomonskiier12
Posts: 2862 - Karma: 19
nothing pisses me off more than that...
Feb 12 2007 10:21PM
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DDrem.
Posts: 3552 - Karma: 24
the same word rolls over in their minds over and over like a tribal chant: buttsex! buttsex! buttsex!
Feb 12 2007 10:25PM
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Dilla
Posts: 6447 - Karma: 106
exactly, unless they are endangering you, others or themselves, then you jsut ask em to move.
Feb 12 2007 10:30PM
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skierbabe420
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yea a give 'em the ol' stiff arm.
Feb 12 2007 10:55PM
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andrewg
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so true
Feb 13 2007 1:55AM
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CBROOKS
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There once was a girl....

she was exesivley politically correct, and a massive flaming dike.

she was you.

the end.
Feb 13 2007 2:11AM
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pales
Posts: 1125 - Karma: 25
good story. except unfortunately it isnt the end becuase she hasnt left yet
Feb 13 2007 2:41PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
ok i'll just ski over the lip and down the other ... ohh shit... thud as they fall of the top a 10 foot cut lip to flat ice
Feb 13 2007 3:28PM
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suji.fnacks
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"omg, i know not half the kids posting here can hit a 45 ft jump, so i must not be a gaper!"
Feb 13 2007 3:30PM
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suji.fnacks
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another reason why your so cool!
Feb 14 2007 5:02PM
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-+Siver+-
Posts: 1902 - Karma: 12
hahahha
Feb 14 2007 5:37PM
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SteezePatrol
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a gaper is someone with a gap between their goggles and helmet, fools
Feb 14 2007 6:20PM
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suji.fnacks
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wow your also smart, damn emo fags these days
Feb 14 2007 6:32PM
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gangsteeze101
Posts: 419 - Karma: 10
just shutup...
Feb 14 2007 6:42PM
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prophet
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its idaho... im sure they assume god will let them fly
Feb 14 2007 6:46PM
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suji.fnacks
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welcome back welcome back bethas back
Feb 15 2007 10:24AM
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ijibgoremtn
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i think im gonna make an entire film of gaypers im just gonna stand at a jump with a camera and watch them hurt themselves
Feb 15 2007 12:38PM
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meggles
Posts: 3156 - Karma: 54
hahahah
Feb 15 2007 4:19PM
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beezey
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Well duh.
Feb 15 2007 4:27PM
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