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Peeing in bottles

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rocktheLPs
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have you ever been so lazy/drunk/high that you peed in a bottle instead of walking 12 feet to the bathroom? well i have
Jan 21 2007 9:16PM
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KRASHED
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congratulations you stuck your dick in a bottle, and made a thread about it.
Jan 21 2007 9:25PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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sounds like a good excuse to put your dick in a bottle to me.
Jan 21 2007 9:27PM
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oSe
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lmao ^^^ so true, so true.. i wonder if he was then to lazy to walk 12 feet to the fridge so he jsut drank his piss?
u kno 10% of alcohol is expelled through urin...
maybe hes cheap and needed that last 10%
Jan 21 2007 9:28PM
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DaysToCome
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i peed out my window on the second floor cause i was too lazy to go to the bathroom
Jan 21 2007 9:29PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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hahaha who the fuck. actually nevermind i know kids that cheap.
Jan 21 2007 9:30PM
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BusyJohnSohn
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Ive pissed in every container imaginable
Jan 21 2007 9:42PM
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Edward.
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in the car i have peed in a watter bottle, in bumper to bumper traffic at madison square garden in new york, and my brother also took a shit right after that, yes, INSIDE the car in bumper to bumper traffic, he took a shit in the car, he layed down napkins all over the floor and shit all over them it was soo funny
Jan 21 2007 9:46PM
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Black-Bandanna
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That is the funniest thing i have ever heard in my entire life. It's goin in my sig. Thank you for that.
Jan 21 2007 9:49PM
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Edward.
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hahahaha alright
Jan 21 2007 9:50PM
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rocktheLPs
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holy shit. that made me laugh out loud.
Jan 21 2007 9:51PM
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mothaeast
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Yes, I've gone in a bottle, and in a sink (not mine, my friends)
Jan 21 2007 9:52PM
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Black-Bandanna
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My sig is now complete.
Jan 21 2007 9:52PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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I've peed in cups and bottles on car rides. I've never been too lazy to get up and go to a bathroom though.
Jan 21 2007 9:54PM
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Black-Bandanna
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There we go...thats better.
Jan 21 2007 9:54PM
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mothaeast
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Nooooo, my quote is gone from your sig!!!
Jan 21 2007 9:56PM
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Black-Bandanna
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Haha, i'll put it back in.
Jan 21 2007 9:56PM
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Black-Bandanna
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There ya go.




Sorry I post-whored this thread guys.
Jan 21 2007 9:58PM
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zerospinskier
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Ya, one time when I was about 7, i think. I was playing outside, then hadda pee, so i came inside, walked into the ketchen, opened the cabinet below the sink, pulled out the trash can, and started peeing. Right about when I started going I realized this was the trash can, and thats not where you pee. I still dont know how i did that, and didnt realize what i was doing.
Jan 21 2007 10:05PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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que tankaski talking about peeing in buttholes
Jan 21 2007 10:08PM
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Tony_G
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“When I run, when I'm high, I just forget to get tired." ~mothaeast

dude that happens to me too
Jan 21 2007 10:09PM
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prosnurfer
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at dennys i peed in my ice cream glass cuz i was too drunk to make it to the bathrom. i gave a them a 5 cent tip for disposal of my urin.
Jan 21 2007 10:13PM
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Dilla
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i have, but on a bus, on a nasty ass road, so it wasnt the most pleasant bottle pissing experience of my life, none-the-less, i have urinated in a plastic container smaller than my leg, so i can contribute.
Jan 21 2007 10:16PM
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mothaeast
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Hahahahahaha matt you're fucked up
Jan 21 2007 10:17PM
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Bini.
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never in a bottle, the whole aiming thing would be tough.

but yeah, in a bucket in my friends basemtn one night when i was really lazy, and drunk.

on vacation we had a competition to see who could pee in the weirdest place. my friend won with the big metal ashtray on top of the trashcan outside the elevator in my hotel.
Jan 21 2007 10:17PM
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rocktheLPs
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hahahahahahah
Jan 21 2007 10:22PM
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Edward.
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i was at six flags and a girl just peed right behind me in the line for nitro she was real drunk
Jan 21 2007 10:22PM
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Badfish2
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bottles are one thing.  Truckers fill up one of those gallon jugs, SAVE it... and then throw it out the window once it's filled.
Jan 21 2007 10:26PM
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skidemon22
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thats just wierd
Jan 21 2007 10:28PM
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Paul-o-Rama
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hahahahaha, shitting in a car, thats disgusting hahahahahahahahah, thats one hell of an image
Jan 21 2007 11:21PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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haha you told me that story today for the 5th time i think.cool fag.
Jan 21 2007 11:23PM
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Paul-o-Rama
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haha, same, like i won't realize that im walking up a fucking gigantic hill, and my muscles wont hurt
Jan 21 2007 11:26PM
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MaxPower007
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I had a guy on my floor who filled up a 4 litre (1 gallon) peach juice jug with piss, then left it in the staircase. Somebody kicked it and it exploded leaving the whole staircase smelling like piss. I had to explain to all the girls in my house that it was "spoiled peach juice" and not piss that they were smelling, and they acutally believed me.
Jan 21 2007 11:26PM
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DDrem.
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i was on a bus home from lacrosse game and had to go so bad i almost died, so i whipped out the gatorade bottle and fired away. the worst part of it was that i had to go so bad, i filled the bottle, so tried to shut it off with my compression shorts forcibly shifting my dick, resulting in me pissing on myself and the back of the bus a little bit and then filling a second bottle
Jan 21 2007 11:38PM
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ThaLetterM.
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i peed in a gatorade bottle during a football game in november in the packed stands. i had mad shrinkage.
Jan 21 2007 11:43PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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last year, we were having a water fight with some kids down the hall and I got tired of it so I peed in a bottle and threatened them with it.
Jan 21 2007 11:43PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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what do you mean shut it off with your shorts? just do the squeeeeeeze.


but yeah when i was little in California i was in the back of a rented van and had to piss in a bottle but somehow we hit a bump or something like that and i pissed all over the back of the seat and a little on myself. i cried. this was the second time i cried during that vacation due to a "urine incident" and i think i was like 8 maybe. wait now I'm thinking about this and maybe i was 9. i was a pathetic little bitch.
Jan 21 2007 11:46PM
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JazzyJ
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the lights flickered in the subway and i ran off the train, totally scared of small spaces in the dark. All the lights in the station went out so i followed the crowd which fortunately led outside. this was the blackout two summers ago in nyc. i walked like 30 blocks until i found a bus that was going to brooklyn, where i needed to go. i sat on the packed bus that hadnt moved in 2 hours bc of ridiculous nyc blackout traffic. (think no stop lights, angry people, and general dismay) So i had my water bottle with me and decided i was not getting off this bus that was probably my only chance at getting home with out walking 6 miles or so through manhattan and over the bklyn bridge. so i turned away from the big black sweaty guy sitting next to me and started peeing in my bottle. i finished and he said, "i'll bet that felt good". and that was it
Jan 21 2007 11:52PM
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Literature
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A good idea if you don't want to get out of the tent and freeze your dick off when winter camping.
Jan 21 2007 11:54PM
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BFFset.
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i know a kid whos girlfriend gave him head on the back of a school bus. ont he way to a museum for a field trip
Jan 22 2007 12:44AM
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poor@$$skibum
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that was the most awkward ending to a story I've ever heard.
Jan 22 2007 12:51AM
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LostValleyPowMan
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i have indeed done it
Jan 22 2007 3:51PM
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vermontsteez
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ahaahahaha thats great.
Jan 22 2007 3:54PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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haha thats sooo weird. my friends sister was there in a best buy when the blackout happened and people went crazy stealing shit, just booking out of the store with tv's and stuff.
Jan 22 2007 3:57PM
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Badfish2
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best story ever
Jan 22 2007 4:10PM
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soulskier
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only while hunting
Jan 22 2007 4:12PM
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