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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
Im sure youve all played that game at camp or something where you sit in a circle and whisper into the person next to you's ear a phrase and then it goes arond and ends up fucked up in the cazzoyas! Well we are gonna do that NS style. What I do is I say a phrase and then we deform it by one letter or a few letters to another word that is similar and see how fucked up it can get. k here we start with:
babies come from high trees

-MiKeE LiFsHiTz-
Jun 12 2003 10:22PM
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PuNkStA
Posts: 99 - Karma: 10
mommy locked me in da 'frigerator
Jun 13 2003 10:01PM
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PuNkStA
Posts: 99 - Karma: 10
Im the hella biggest masturbater
Jun 13 2003 10:28PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
lime is the hell tool for masturbators

-Sara

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'isnt that what lives about skiing smoking sex and skiing. its the 3 S's that you can have fun doing'
-Jmwski57

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Jun 13 2003 10:29PM
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PuNkStA
Posts: 99 - Karma: 10
I think its time to rape those beggars
Jun 13 2003 10:31PM
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Newskoolkavana
Posts: 2098 - Karma: 19
penguins are accually boot---leggers



-ryan kavana
Jun 13 2003 10:40PM
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PuNkStA
Posts: 99 - Karma: 10
bullshit, you call that clean nigger?
Jun 13 2003 10:44PM
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Rogge
Posts: 5772 - Karma: 3,867
fuck that, im a nihast whigger


Mplayer09: there is a thread about u on ns.com

freeskier9001260: there always is
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'You can't go steezy in tha treezy'
-Brian Class on Skiing in the Glades

When there is no grass on the field, play in the mud
-Pep Fujas


-MR
Jun 13 2003 11:08PM
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iAlmostLanded
Posts: 162 - Karma: 10
screw that shit, my penis is bigger
Jun 14 2003 12:05AM
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schlonginator
Posts: 3971 - Karma: 27
and mine is thicker




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'Make love to a Beer - you can't get it pregnant ! '
Jun 14 2003 12:07AM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
i'd fuck you up if i pulled this trigger


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Jun 14 2003 12:16AM
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3ski6guy0
Posts: 9201 - Karma: 132
^youd fuck a cow if its utter was bigger


Official Executioner of the Execution Committee of the Secret NS.com Council

www.FreeStylerX.com - FreeSki and Aggro Skate - FSX 4 Life!
Jun 14 2003 12:31AM
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*cowboy*
Posts: 8830 - Karma: 214
If the cow was bigger, you'd screw him in the uterus



*Insert wity Signature here*
Jun 14 2003 9:12AM
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SkiWithAir
Posts: 65 - Karma: 9
Look at that wigger he is licking the uterus







hmm...SKI...
Jun 14 2003 9:37AM
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rossignolscratch
Posts: 656 - Karma: 10
he shook his wiener,and hes licking his penus





i cant wait for next season...
Jun 14 2003 10:28AM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
Men are from Mars, women are from Venus.


-Teddy
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Jun 14 2003 1:34PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
Men drink at bars, Women suck our penis
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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!
Jun 14 2003 1:39PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
^ this guys name is really eanus
Jun 14 2003 4:55PM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
^id grab your anus with my kungfu grip
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Living people have a strong interest of promoting the idea that somehow life is sacred, you dont see abbot and costello runnin around talkin about this shit do ya? we're not hearin a whole lot from mussilini on the subject, Whats the latest from JFK??? NOT A GODDAMN THING, cuz JFK mussilini, and abbot and costello are fuckin dead.....they're fuckin dead! and dead people give less than a shit about the sanctity of life, only living people care about it, so the whole thing developes out of a bias point of view. -George Carlin
Jun 14 2003 4:58PM
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EastCoastPride
Posts: 11654 - Karma: 4,989
The floor is slippery, try not to slip.


-Teddy
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Jun 14 2003 5:04PM
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Newskoolkavana
Posts: 2098 - Karma: 19
no im sorry your not accually on an acid trip



-ryan kavana
Jun 14 2003 5:22PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
trip? no way ill just grab that door hinge
Jun 14 2003 5:45PM
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iAlmostLanded
Posts: 162 - Karma: 10
your kung fu grip grabbed newskoolkavana's clit

Jun 14 2003 6:11PM
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iAlmostLanded
Posts: 162 - Karma: 10
of course this is all while mattster is suckin on his own dick
Jun 14 2003 6:19PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
if i could do that id never leave my home ^^
Jun 14 2003 9:19PM
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*cowboy*
Posts: 8830 - Karma: 214
Wait a sec while i pick up the phone



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Jun 14 2003 9:22PM
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teresak2
Posts: 1344 - Karma: 11
your moms an ugly old crone


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While I was ridding the lift at Copper Mtn:

Man: So where ya from?
Me: Montana
Man: Oh… so your from Canada?
Me: *Sigh* thinking to myself 'stupid Coloradian'
Jun 14 2003 9:33PM
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mattster
Posts: 4120 - Karma: 41
slolamstar what the fuck is a croune ?
Jun 14 2003 10:12PM
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Bob_Loblaw
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 38
never leave mattster alone
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God is a concept by which we measure our pain - John Lennon

Listen to Bob Marley

Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life. So get wasted all the time and have the time of your life!
Jun 14 2003 10:29PM
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Newskoolkavana
Posts: 2098 - Karma: 19
cause you dont want to hear him moan



-ryan kavana
Jun 14 2003 10:33PM
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UpDawg
Posts: 2373 - Karma: 11
bla bla bla bla im too drunk to understaadn tiwh theard

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Drop cliffs, not bombs
Make turns, not war
Jun 14 2003 10:34PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
you don't want to answer teh phone

-Pat
WBP|films
Jun 14 2003 10:52PM
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PurpleSkier
Posts: 5634 - Karma: 311
my nipples are made of bone
Living people have a strong interest of promoting the idea that somehow life is sacred, you dont see abbot and costello runnin around talkin about this shit do ya? we're not hearin a whole lot from mussilini on the subject, Whats the latest from JFK??? NOT A GODDAMN THING, cuz JFK mussilini, and abbot and costello are fuckin dead.....they're fuckin dead! and dead people give less than a shit about the sanctity of life, only living people care about it, so the whole thing developes out of a bias point of view. -George Carlin

What the hell is this, i said egg whites only! You trying to give me a bloody heart attack?? Make it again!!! Aaaah the breakfast thing, it wasnt even about the eggs, really. Frankly i like the yolks, i, i, i do. I have no problem, its just theres always been alot of tension between Lois and me, and its not so much as i want to kill her. It's just i want her to not be alive anymore. Uh, i sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. And then i think to myself,'My god, wouldnt it be marvolous if i turned out to be a homosexual?' -Stewie

Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie
Jun 14 2003 10:56PM
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