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i dont want to be a broke back but then again i dont want a forest on my chest. for al u girls out there what should a guy do?
watch seinfeld and you'll know what to do
loose pants wide stance fat skis cork threes
i shaved mine yesterday. its real smooth
C R E I G H T O N
dont bother. it'll just grow out all itchy and it'll never be the same again.
dont really have a hairy chest
if you have enough hair on your chest that it needs to be shaved off, you probably shouldn't be living in a house.
Hungry Sloth Productions
"I made a montage the other day, and steve winter came into my house, knocked over a painting, and told my dad to withdraw sponsorship of my film."
"mount a camera to a sloth and mount the sloth at the place they're playing at."
-Leckett on the Shiny Toy Guns show
my chest hair doesnt grow in thick.. its probabaly like 50 random hairs on my chest and they get real long and look weird, so i shave it
C R E I G H T O N
Eric Pollard has a hairy chest, they're sooo hot right now.
Newschoolers Longboarding Cult
"Daaamn Damian, you got bananna hair"
"I will bring back the sport of JOUSTING!"
i like them hairy so i can grab them by the bear fur blessed upon them and whisper sweet nothings in their ear.
and thats why pickles are crunchy
I can't think of anything good to say.
Join the Late night cult everyone welcome
does Anita ski?
it seems that when i've asked them, women i've slept with have told me to definitely not shave it off, they love it... so yea
I'll get you blunted off of funky home-grown; 'cause when I smoke out, I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono...
Don't be such a sally; you're a man, you're supposed to be hairy.
Money's clean cause we scrub it good. With guns and gasoline we're gonna save the world. Nothing's obscene if we only close our eyes, boys and girls, welcome to this Joyride. -dmb
haha that episode was so funny
skiing is twice as easy and half as steezy... oh dam this isnt the snowboard cult
What about shaving your happy trail mine is annoiying as fuck
"You can take the thug out of the ghetto but you cant take the ghetto out of the thug"
shave it... i just did tongiht ;)
sister:who u be
mary: motherfucking satan
sister: this is drews mom and i dont appreciate that
mary: if you were drews mom you'd know i had sex with you
The Late Night Cult
Procrastination is like masturbation, it's really good at first, but at the end, you realized you just fucked yourself. -[e]heath
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
dont shat shave your happy trail, be a man, be hairy
lot a niggas out here claiming they hustlin when they in all actuality they aint never flipped nuttin but a cell phone
If you want it gone wax it, as much as it may hurt. if you just keep shaving it it will come in thicker and darker and when your 40 its going to look like a gorrilla
i shave the treasure trail anywhere above the belly button, below it can stay
And the sign said long-haired freaky people need not apply,
So I tucked my hair up under my hat
And I went in to ask him why,
He said, "You look like a fine upstandin' young lad.
I think you'll do",
So I took off my hat and said, "Imagine that,
huh , me workin' for you."
then how are the chicks gonna now the way to your treasure!???
$NS SURFER CULT$
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do like big black, leave it for the ladies.
they like a manly front, clean back
you know what im sayin, yadadadamean?
Do work baby, Do work...
"throw in some arm steeze or some gang gestures, then yous a true nigga!"
I hate all hair that is not on my head....
You got beef!? I got vegetables!
"Dude. Everyday before I go to sleep I pray for a zombie uprising. Me and my homies have weapons in our cars, and plans for the uprising on where to go and how to survive. If zombies took over the world my life would improve by at least 50 %." ~dick-juice
"I find when I run, when I'm high, I just forget to get tired." ~mothaeast
Yes it's true, I can lick my elbow.
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