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Anyone have to write a sonnet for school that they can post here?

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TheQuailman
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it can be on anything

I'll be your best friend...
Jan 18 2007 3:01PM
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J.D.
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Writing a decent sonnet is next to impossible. One time Dr. Stephen Guy Bray (brilliant Literature expert) assigned an exam to a class that had the option of writing two ten page essays... or one sonnet. He knew someone would pick the sonnet.

That was very evil of him.

I don't care who you are, whatever you post here will suck huge donkey cock.
Jan 18 2007 3:04PM
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TheQuailman
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completely imposible, my teachers a bitch
Jan 18 2007 3:19PM
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rocktheLPs
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when do you need it, mines at school and can get it to you tomorrow
Jan 18 2007 3:24PM
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Utahpowderskier
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hahaha lazy ass
Jan 18 2007 3:25PM
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TheQuailman
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jea
Jan 18 2007 3:47PM
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TheQuailman
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o yea, i tried to make my own and failed, thts why i need help

"The name is Jason, the name is way cool
A skier, a mane, a myth, a legend
So he likes a fun game which he calls pool
So Jea! Jea! Jea! hath no end
Quickly, sharply, closely we’ll soonly see
Quickly, sharply, closely we’ll never know
And he is a cool steezy human be"
Jan 18 2007 3:48PM
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ECGove
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not a bad first attempt, but "legend" and "end" don't rhyme very well
Jan 18 2007 4:01PM
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TheQuailman
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bump! I need a crappy sonnet!!!!!!!!!
Jan 21 2007 12:51PM
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akerbacker
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wow sonnets seem really hard to write
Jan 21 2007 12:53PM
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whattheshit
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don't forget the iambic pentameter.
Jan 21 2007 12:55PM
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