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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
this is for cj who ranted on threads like golfers,so tell some funny or nasty stories with dog doodoo, my brothers dog had just finished taking this huge diarrheic dump and then she turns around and ate the whole thing then ran towards me chomping away and it was leakin out the sides of her mouth ,it was the nastiest thing ive ever seen


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'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

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Jun 10 2003 11:29PM
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SwitchBitch
Posts: 396 - Karma: 10
my dog pooped out a live worm.
Jun 10 2003 11:30PM
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mikee
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BAHAHAHAHAHA, so fucking funny. Oh boy stef, I can just imagine. I remember my old babysitter from when I was 5 had a dog that used to shit all over the basement floor and hten it would small like shit and it would just walk away with taht look in its eyes, you know the ones, the one that says ' I don't care what you say! I can shit wherever the fuck I want, cuz I own you!

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Jun 10 2003 11:31PM
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cj
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I stepped in some shit at a house party once. I said fuck cleaning it and walked all through the house grinding my feet...hahah poor sucket


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Jun 10 2003 11:32PM
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SwitchBitch
Posts: 396 - Karma: 10
oh yeah, and once i went to this seminar about artificial insemination of horses and i learned how to do it and stuff...anyway, I had to stick my hand up a horses ass and pull out all the poop. it kicked me and nailed me in the stomach. Ill be the first to say though....it was really gross.
Jun 10 2003 11:33PM
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Froggy
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China has more English speakers than the United States
Jun 10 2003 11:33PM
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SwitchBitch
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^not about dog shit.
Jun 10 2003 11:33PM
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mikee
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thats fucking crazy. But dont let it detract from the topic at hand!

-MiKeE LiFsHiTz-
Jun 10 2003 11:34PM
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alpentalik
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BALOOKABALAKA!!!


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Jun 10 2003 11:35PM
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mikee
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BRINGABADALADA!!!!!!!!

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Jun 10 2003 11:37PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
you just said dont let the thread get off topic mikee,now back to dog shit


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Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

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Jun 10 2003 11:40PM
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Tosh
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i dont belive froggys fact
Jun 10 2003 11:40PM
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cj
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D O G S H I T!


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Jun 10 2003 11:41PM
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mikee
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well guys we all know dogshit is one of a kind. The question is, is it more or less runny/wet than human shit? hmmmmmm.... I say more.

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Jun 10 2003 11:42PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
the worst is when it gets in skate shoes with mad grip cus it works its way in and shit. you need to hose it out, but stand back cus shit hits the fan (or the face in this case) if you know what i mean...


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Jun 10 2003 11:42PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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when my neighbor was little he thought some dog poop was cookies and he ate like 10 turds. It was awesome.

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Jun 10 2003 11:56PM
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mikee
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wtf?!!!

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Jun 10 2003 11:59PM
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mikee
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does this kid have no taste buds?

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Jun 10 2003 11:59PM
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PurpleSkier
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my neighbors toddler, was sliding on the slide, and took a monster dump for a 3 year old, seriously like 10 inches long, and it had peanuts in it, their dog walked up, and ate the fucking monster, and then licked the toddler on the face, i shat myself watching it
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Living people have a strong interest of promoting the idea that somehow life is sacred, you dont see abbot and costello runnin around talkin about this shit do ya? we're not hearin a whole lot from mussilini on the subject, Whats the latest from JFK??? NOT A GODDAMN THING, cuz JFK mussilini, and abbot and costello are fuckin dead.....they're fuckin dead! and dead people give less than a shit about the sanctity of life, only living people care about it, so the whole thing developes out of a bias point of view. -George Carlin
Jun 11 2003 12:05AM
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P-JO
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More people speak english in the US than China, your wrong froggy.. sorry to say


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Jun 11 2003 12:06AM
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mikee
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how do you know he is wrong?

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Jun 11 2003 12:08AM
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GorbiGap
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no, he's right. My social proffesor told the class that the other day. Sweden has more too

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2003-03-06 01:51:01
Do you remember those little plastic monkeys that would ocme in those little barrells and you could link them together?.....ya those ones.

Well bryan gallant used to link them all together and shove them straight up his ass. In the meantime soxripper (bryan's father) would videotape the entire thing which was eventually sent to america's funniest home videos in turn winning bryan gallant $1000. Kicking off his skiing career.

Anyone who has problems with gallant (everyone) should send their complaints or immediately sew whichever company manufactured this retarded toy
Jun 11 2003 12:12AM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
yeah he is right, i just wanted to disagree to feel like a bigshot, but i came out looking like an idiot...China has a shitload of people wanting to learn English.


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Jun 11 2003 12:17AM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
i once dared my friend to jump off my tramp to a certain spot at a party, he couldnt see but that spot was a fat pile of wet dog shit, so he jumps and as planned falls forward and lands on the pooopy, smearing it all over himself, good times

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Jun 12 2003 12:07AM
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rsd
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 10
^thats awesome!

oh yeah and im sure there are more ppl speaking english in china... there are so many ppl in that country... i wonder if froggy has ever said anything to anyone... we should all attack him w/ all these disses and see what he does... just for the fun of it.

-Ryan

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Jun 12 2003 12:41AM
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Ronin
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my dog takes his shits right out front and in the early morning when I walk outside the smell of fresh turds lingers in the air.
Jun 12 2003 12:49AM
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SaraJ
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once I was in the car with my friend, and she had her dog, and it started crouching like it was gunna take a crap, so we stopped the car so fast, and threw the dog out the window cause it was gunna stank up the car if we didn't.

-Sara

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Jun 12 2003 1:07AM
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hUcKbUnNi3
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hahaha its so funny when that guy on Jackass craps his pants in the car, and then walks into a toilet store later on, and takes a dump in one of the store's 'show' toilets! haha!

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Jun 12 2003 2:01AM
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j.bird
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switch bitch, why in the hell were you at a seminar for artificialy insemenating a horse? you are a fucking weirdo


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Jun 12 2003 12:19PM
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Muppet
Posts: 410 - Karma: 10
this is nasty


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Jun 12 2003 12:21PM
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my roomates dog eats big rocks then pukes them up later. its funny cuz he'll barf and the rock hits the floor and makes a loud noise.

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'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'He's from Quebec. They pee on the lawn.'
Jun 12 2003 12:31PM
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i've seen artificial insemination. you put on a rubber glove that goes to your armpit and rummage around in a cows cunt. its real appetizing.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'He's from Quebec. They pee on the lawn.'
Jun 12 2003 12:34PM
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beazlish_beast
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have you ever done it? k2skipimp would.
Jun 12 2003 12:41PM
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actually come to think of it, the first pussy i ever touched belonged to a cow. I'm going to go cry in my room now. then look at lots of porn and assure myself that I'm normal.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'He's from Quebec. They pee on the lawn.'
Jun 12 2003 12:44PM
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Muppet
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you do that. do you live on a farm?


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Jun 12 2003 5:37PM
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Ds91260
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dog shits fun to say, say it with me, DOG SHIT, it just sounds cool ya know

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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis the great

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Jun 12 2003 9:33PM
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Ahmets_Brother
Posts: 20283 - Karma: 5,931
how does froggy know all these things?

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Jun 12 2003 9:34PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
my cat has its litter box right by my computer. I can hear it pissing. Its weird.

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Jun 13 2003 12:24AM
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