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The key to a killer party

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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
A huge ass bonfire, a few hippies with drums, and lotsa mushrooms.
SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$


LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

Jun 10 2003 3:11PM
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mammothpunks
Posts: 5724 - Karma: 372
ill go with the moshies - but down with the hippies and their drum circles!

Acuually that sounds like the night I first had moshies while downing a bottle of tequilla to myself. The day after was the worse ive ever had


'I should put my camera on a tripod - its easier to drink beer that way' - dirty steve
Jun 10 2003 3:42PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
i like the bonfire but i think you need beer and hot chicks
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Jun 10 2003 3:43PM
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CrazedSkier1080
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 66
hippies suck

kbus124: so i see a movie is more important then me...i can handle that
nPublicEnemy900: not the whole movie just iannick b
Jun 10 2003 3:50PM
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Tosh
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ya where is the chicks at your party
Jun 10 2003 4:14PM
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221
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trying to wheel chicks while high sucks. you need bitches, gin and sunny d.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'He's from Quebec. They pee on the lawn.'
Jun 10 2003 4:34PM
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Melvs
Posts: 15174 - Karma: 480
^^^ hit it... bitches, gin (vodka is a good cheap substitue), and sunny d.

-Pat
WBP|films
Jun 10 2003 5:08PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
booze..keyword being booze

2 Inchers Club

When life hands you lemons, you clone those lemons, and make a race of super-lemons - Principal Scudworth
Jun 10 2003 5:20PM
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Mr.Cheese
Posts: 422 - Karma: 2
any kinda buzz and chicks/bitches, whatever u can get

RES
Just say fuck it and huck it!
Jun 10 2003 5:21PM
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KaMiKaZe_00
Posts: 552 - Karma: 10
hehe sunny d..'my kids go 4 the freshness and goodness of sunny D!!'

Offical Member of the NS SHAGS
Urban Productions
*Bones Heal - Go Crazy*

Parents: So, what did u learn in school today?
Me: I learned how to make joints.
Parents: Oh...
(Ten Minutes Later)
Me: In Shop
Parents: **Still worried**

Before anything else, make sure you know that this rail is your little bitch, and that you'll nail it
Jun 10 2003 5:23PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
Hippy chicks are easy. Free spirit my friends!
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The official NS brown-guy with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.
The official NS limo driver with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.
Jun 10 2003 5:48PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
you can floss your teeth with them


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
Jun 10 2003 6:34PM
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mmm4twintips
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Thats funny but true ^^^
Jun 10 2003 6:39PM
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FRZGene
Posts: 2319 - Karma: 13
Fuck all of that. the key to a good party is alcohol and thats that. everything else comes as a consequence of drunken fun.
'Arguing on the Internet is like running in the Special Olympics...Even if you win, you're still retarded'
Jun 10 2003 6:56PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
^ hes right,all you need is booze,lots and lots of booze,some music obviously and some crazy drunken stupidness


President of the OTC!

Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
Jun 10 2003 7:05PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
i think you need crazy stupidness, and then let it turn into drunken stupidness



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*Official Skiier*
Jun 10 2003 7:44PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
and some hot bitches


hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?
jigga say wha??


*OFFICIAL NS SQUID*

LISTEN TO GUNS N' ROSES
Jun 10 2003 7:46PM
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KaMiKaZe_00
Posts: 552 - Karma: 10
word

Offical Member of the NS SHAGS
Urban Productions
*Bones Heal - Go Crazy*

Parents: So, what did u learn in school today?
Me: I learned how to make joints.
Parents: Oh...
(Ten Minutes Later)
Me: In Shop
Parents: **Still worried**

Before anything else, make sure you know that this rail is your little bitch, and that you'll nail it
Jun 10 2003 7:46PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
word

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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

me think u need realize that we dun give a fuck..' cams

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

HIGH NORTH SESSION 4
Jun 10 2003 7:49PM
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C.Royce
Posts: 1031 - Karma: 187
fucking a stop referring to all girls as bitches
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The King of Rock, what?
Can be my hobby and job
And when I come and bring the ruckus
suckers duck and then dodge
Jun 10 2003 7:52PM
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NomenClature
Posts: 4348 - Karma: 83
okay we will 'fucking a stop'. what you need is booze, lots gotta smoke a BLUNT while drunk, THEN the fun can begin, you might run game on some chick but you will be so shitfaced that you MIGHT remember it. but yeah:
1.) booze
2.) sexy bitches that can hold their goddamn booze
3.) im a chronic fiend so: bud
4.) a good place to throw it.
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my teacher : don't smoke pot it makes you stupid
ME : shut up bitch
My teach : go to the office and don't talk to me that way
ME : fuck you im leaving
Teach : go to the office
ME : no, but im leaving
Teach : where do you think your going
ME : to smoke a blunt you flaming hippie fag.

that would be funny, the real exchange was not nearly as graphic. but the same ending.
Jun 10 2003 7:57PM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
booze. tequila in particular. Good shit.

What's this? A 40 of sauza white right beside me? Well let's drink! then! Sounds good!

Hey Kids! Sell Crack to Support Newschoolers!
FROSTMONKEY
Jun 10 2003 9:25PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
im sry tahoefreerider....


hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?
jigga say wha??


*OFFICIAL NS SQUID*

LISTEN TO GUNS N' ROSES
Jun 10 2003 10:02PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
bitches by the truckload. bitches poured from garbage trucks and crates dropped from planes.
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i'm a cold heart breaker.
im fit to burn.
ill rip your heart in two.
and i'll leave you lying on the bed.

i'll be out the door.
before you wake.
its nothing new to you.
yes i think we've seen that movie too.
Jun 10 2003 10:04PM
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Whistlermann
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good one mommy, but the fair sex are not objects... who am i kidden, all they are are legs, ass face and titties.

The key to a good party is indeed alcohol, but as many others pointed out women are needed also. The Bonfires and such are good, but they usually are the result of the alcohol.

Hard alcohol... Gin Tequila and Vodka especially are know to men as liquid panty remover... and it really works


My Skis go both ways... Like a Bisexual
Jun 10 2003 10:45PM
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Sheltron3030
Posts: 1826 - Karma: 110
ok best drink ever: mango/orange vodka, ice, orange juice, grenadine sauce. mix. drink. partay. have rabbit sex with beeyatches.
done. repeat if desired
shellibabe
Jun 10 2003 11:05PM
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CalgaryJibber
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 19
some foo got stabbed at a bonfirepary at sandybeach a while ago
'moseley kicks ass, you guys are just jealous of his money and all the hot chicks he gets and his hair...beautiful hair, so soft, oohhhh'-alpentalik

skiing with sunglasses is extrememly gay! but skiing with sun glasses on and goggles on your head is straight.'- Alpentalik

I swear to follow the teachings of JMMT

'say everyone under 16 cannot particapate in the forum conversation

and they can have their own forum called peewees daycare.
where they can talk about nintendos and shitting the bed' -seward
Jun 10 2003 11:06PM
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Froggy
Posts: 192 - Karma: 10
The average person loses two ballpoint pens a week
Jun 10 2003 11:29PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
You guys are still in high school i guess...When your on mushies, you don't care about pickin up..not at all. Give it a shot ........go out west first though..... Eastern parties are all about beer and hoochies..it gets old pretty quick....like after a few years.


SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$


LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

Jun 12 2003 9:36PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
so froggy? where do all the ballpoint pens go?
Hot bitches are the key to a GREAT party.

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'Simply put: Greatest Trailer Ever'- Resnick13
Jun 12 2003 9:51PM
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Skibum420
Posts: 1838 - Karma: 314
only people who suck at parties are sober people.... they are the ones who remember shit
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Jun 12 2003 9:53PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
i agree, i also enjoy hot chicks
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Dan Maguire
Yankees Suck

'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been growing in my mind. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Jun 12 2003 9:54PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
hot chix are overrated, have u ever had an ugly one in the sack, they fuck with heart.






LOOK AT WHERE HER FUCKING MOUTH IS-my favourite pun of all time
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party and OTC
***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***-retired
Jun 12 2003 9:55PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
^^hahaha
Jun 12 2003 10:35PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
they can suck a mean cock too


SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$


LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

Jun 13 2003 1:59PM
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JayDC7
Posts: 1620 - Karma: 10
ugly chicks have to. my friends and i discussed this, thats all that they have going for them, so they better perfect it.



- Julian
Jun 13 2003 2:03PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
a-1 brafah

Don't forget a roasting pig on a spit at your jam.....that always gets the ladies off

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$


LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

Jun 13 2003 2:25PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
I think the key to a killer party is some Tom Jones music.
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The official NS brown-guy with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.
The official NS limo driver with the Matt Harvey seal of approval.
Jun 13 2003 2:58PM
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MacMahoooon
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jay the key to a killer party is to have Tom Jones

CMc - *NSFD*
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'Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you
win or loose, its how drunk you get.' - Homer
Jun 13 2003 3:02PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
yeah, if you were partying at Shady Elm retirement home....those grannies are hella horny

SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$


LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

Jun 13 2003 3:13PM
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Ghost
Posts: 7116 - Karma: 339
the key to a good party:

Midgets. you don't know fun til you have midgets.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.
Jun 13 2003 4:11PM
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B-Wald
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^^hahahahaha..
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Jun 13 2003 4:20PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
wurd..your mom IS pretty funny when you get her ripped and make her knaw on peoples kneecaps when they're playin ping pong
SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$


LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

Jun 13 2003 5:00PM
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DrPepper
Posts: 4130 - Karma: 11
not saying it is they 'KEY' but you gotta have a great party spot...
-The DR.-
Jun 13 2003 5:31PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
Being from a rather hippie-infested area of Vermont I don't mind letting you know that a lot of hippie chicks are nymphos...

And guys, I don't mind it when you call me bitch(es).




BURNINATOR!
Jun 13 2003 5:32PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
nyphos and a half.....ya might hafta deal with some leg hair though...
SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$


LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

Jun 13 2003 8:35PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
hahaha petek....


hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?
jigga say wha??


*OFFICIAL NS SQUID*

LISTEN TO GUNS N' ROSES
Jun 13 2003 9:11PM
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schlonginator
Posts: 3971 - Karma: 27
the key: is having a live snoopy dog performance - like in old school




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'Make love to a Beer - you can't get it pregnant ! '
Jun 13 2003 9:41PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
just put date rape in the chicks drinks, then tell all your friends how you went to a killer party and got some from mad bitches....right?
SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$


LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

Jun 13 2003 10:33PM
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schlonginator
Posts: 3971 - Karma: 27
^ wrong !!




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'Make love to a Beer - you can't get it pregnant ! '
Jun 14 2003 12:12AM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
hey, c'mon now, keep an open mind
SUck My AnTeAtEr

The more you want something, the less likely it will happen.

stealin and dealin screamin semen like a demon

My going rate is 25$


LICK MORE MOOSE!!!!

GROW MORE TREES!!!!!!

Jun 14 2003 1:13AM
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