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Shitty House Cleaners

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Paul-o-Rama
Posts: 3301 - Karma: 13
my house cleaner is horrible, she breaks expensive things we have and hides them on bookshelves behind the books hoping that my parents will find them one day and blame one of us instead of her.  We have found her in our drawers takings stamps and putting them on her own bills to mail out.  i had a few unopened packs of gum on my desk and when i came home, she had opened a pack and taken a few pieces of gum out.  We can't fire her because she needs the work and her husband is less than great but her work ethics are horrible.

Lets hear about your house cleaners


Jan 10 2007 9:56PM
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michelle
Posts: 6290 - Karma: 428
well im my own house cleaner and thats probably why my house is so messy
Jan 10 2007 9:58PM
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Eazy_Eags
Posts: 2227 - Karma: 14
Ah you poor thing
Jan 10 2007 9:58PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
Posts: 5449 - Karma: 20
s34rch b4r.



deal she cleans your shit up.
Jan 10 2007 9:58PM
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anitaskis
Posts: 767 - Karma: 10
....... house cleaner???

Hahaha oh man. And everyone seems to think I'm some rich spoiled barbie? At least I don't have a fucking maid.

No offence to you at all.
Jan 10 2007 9:58PM
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oakjewlery
Posts: 4905 - Karma: 32
why is it nessacary to have someone else clean YOUR house
Jan 10 2007 9:59PM
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adam.
Posts: 3469 - Karma: 11
well we hadone and it took money from my mommy, she loked at thecheck that my mom left out for her and copied the signature onto another check takin like $500.00 and my mom just fiired her, (not even woring about the money, i wish my mom was mean)
Jan 10 2007 10:01PM
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akerbacker
Posts: 2827 - Karma: 8
there was a thread exactly like this like 5 months ago. but anyways, my house cleaner is good
Jan 10 2007 10:01PM
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Paul-o-Rama
Posts: 3301 - Karma: 13
i do remember a thread similar to this by eastar5 a few months ago, but i felt like starting a new one
Jan 10 2007 10:01PM
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gangsteeze101
Posts: 419 - Karma: 10
i dont get why my mom cleans the house before the cleaner comes ya my old one was fat so she took up a lot of space and she broke evrything now i have a portuguese one shes pretty good
Jan 10 2007 10:07PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
my cleaning lady comes once a week...she always throws out important papers and shit, and one of the ladys daughters goes to my school...thats kind of akward...
but before you decide im a rich spoiled kid, we do have a good reason for having them.
Jan 10 2007 10:12PM
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Gnl.Weirdness
Posts: 3867 - Karma: 20
Um yeh and his was different because he got like ALL his gear tossed, not a few pieces of gum jacket.
Jan 10 2007 10:18PM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
i wish i had a house cleaner. maybe that would shut my mom up for an hour from her constant bitching about how our house is never clean and how my brother, dad and myself live like pigs. God a break from that would be more then enjoyable.
Jan 10 2007 10:20PM
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jibmaster_josh
Posts: 2369 - Karma: 23
my best friends grandma cleans my house. we pay her 70 bucks every two (2) weeks. sometimes she breaks shit, but she replaces it. she made me give her a kiss the other day and i was like doubleyou tee eff.
Jan 10 2007 10:26PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
Posts: 5449 - Karma: 20
yeah im not really rich but we might get one just to keep the place clean cause my dad is psycho and will clean for hours if everything isnt perfect.


but whats youre reasoning?
Jan 10 2007 10:28PM
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moocowman
Posts: 508 - Karma: 10
you people have house cleaners? wow i feel like a poor bastard
Jan 10 2007 10:32PM
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unchyll
Posts: 4554 - Karma: 96
My house cleaner is a 300 pound sothern lady that took my chillum my bong and my dank ass hookah and threw them all out in the trash can making sure they were broken....
Jan 10 2007 10:34PM
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JazzyJ
Posts: 3233 - Karma: 18
yea me too. But i always dreamed of having a hot house cleaner, and like im the only one home with her. And we have sex. Tons of sex.
Jan 10 2007 10:36PM
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Jake...
Posts: 11976 - Karma: 296
physco......
Jan 10 2007 10:41PM
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Gretchen.
Posts: 1163 - Karma: 87
our maid has cancer, and she cleans my room good but the rest of the house she just rearranges everything and folds over the ends of the toilet paper :)
Jan 10 2007 10:42PM
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Silister
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 10
we have a 'clean team' once a week... all they do is clean. they don't throw things out unless it's in the garbage bag, then they put it outside, and i haven't noticed them break anything yet. they have a bad habit of bitching about things though, i sleep in on the odd time i don't have school and they're there and i hear them bitching about our house or being rude.
Jan 10 2007 10:47PM
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moocowman
Posts: 508 - Karma: 10
i think you mean psycho and i say Genius
Jan 10 2007 10:59PM
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DDrem.
Posts: 3552 - Karma: 24
my cleaning ladies are just really ignorant. like i wonder if they realize that all my goods are stored/organized in a certain way, and that they are not helping by rearranging them a really bad way.
but how can i get mad? they have sweet gold front teeth
Jan 10 2007 11:02PM
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Paul-o-Rama
Posts: 3301 - Karma: 13
im not a rich bastard, my dad is a complete slob and my mom can't keep up with the mess all by her self
Jan 10 2007 11:20PM
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cofreeskier
Posts: 3189 - Karma: 15
my friend's cleaning lady just stole their ps2 their computer and their tv
Jan 10 2007 11:41PM
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Paul-o-Rama
Posts: 3301 - Karma: 13
damn that sucks so bad
Jan 10 2007 11:45PM
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ski.trees
Posts: 64 - Karma: 10
dude when i was younger i had this "sweet" like glass dinosuar figurine thing that my parents got me. and then our cleaning lady dropped it behind my dresser and forgot to tell ne one that she broke the tail off. that hurt. haha
Jan 10 2007 11:50PM
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intifada
Posts: 931 - Karma: 263
you got a house cleaner, you rich son of a bitch
Jan 11 2007 12:03AM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
Posts: 5449 - Karma: 20
dude for once a week its like $30 per week, i could pull that and im 16 and jobless.
Jan 11 2007 12:06AM
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