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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
Go to www.danecook.com and listen to the jukebox(it will pop up automatically), theres like 14 different skits. Dane is a funny man.


IM out like a blind kid in laser tag--- --- I'm out like a midget in a high jump competition
Jun 8 2003 1:45PM
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Froggy
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in cambodia it is illegal to own a watergun
Jun 8 2003 2:08PM
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weazelzb
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for real??^^^


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jigga say wha??


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Jun 8 2003 3:08PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
ya man,ive been there before,its fucken great and dane cook is fucken hilarious!


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Jun 8 2003 3:16PM
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Dominic
Posts: 256 - Karma: 10
that water gun thing must really suck
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Jun 8 2003 6:43PM
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NomenClature
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whose seen 'terry tate, office linebacker'
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my teacher : don't smoke pot it makes you stupid
ME : shut up bitch
My teach : go to the office and don't talk to me that way
ME : fuck you im leaving
Teach : go to the office
ME : no, but im leaving
Teach : where do you think your going
ME : to smoke a blunt you flaming hippie fag.

that would be funny, the real exchange was not nearly as graphic. but the same ending.
Jun 8 2003 6:44PM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
whats water guns have to do with dane cook? dude you ruined my first thread.. im pissed


IM out like a blind kid in laser tag--- --- I'm out like a midget in a high jump competition
Jun 9 2003 12:07AM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
yeah cuz in cambodia you have to deal with REAL guns.

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Jun 9 2003 12:26AM
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P-JO
Posts: 6853 - Karma: 75
damn you yeti... damn you...


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Jun 9 2003 12:30AM
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Bob_Loblaw
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i remember always having water gun fights, they were awesome. did anyone have those bazooka type watewr guns, those were sweet as hell.
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Jun 9 2003 10:35AM
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mikee
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I have a super soaker 2500. Its huge!

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Jun 9 2003 12:12PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
super soaker 30's were awesome. Theyre so small but still shoot good.

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Jun 9 2003 12:26PM
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Hedekar
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what ever happened to supersoakers anyways?






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Jun 9 2003 1:28PM
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acc
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 222
they still sell supersoakers at toy stores around here. and froggy didn't ruin your thread, you should feel privileged he posted in it. :)

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Jun 9 2003 2:14PM
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mikee
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same here.

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Jun 9 2003 2:16PM
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Ronin
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dane cooks comedy central presents is funny as hell. 'i wish i was an alien, you wouldnt fuck with that. theyre always wet and shit.' danes the man.
Jun 9 2003 2:43PM
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c_lo
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People were putting bleach in water guns in cambodia and blinding foo's so then they outlawed that shit
for real

Jun 9 2003 5:49PM
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punkSKIERjen
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c-lo you are one smart motherfucker

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Jun 9 2003 8:53PM
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Hedekar
Posts: 1816 - Karma: 15
some guy in the US shot some kid and killed him cuz' he got sprayed with a super soaker. That was a long while ago.






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Jun 10 2003 3:34AM
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bendanger
Posts: 215 - Karma: 10
once i urinated in a water gun. oh wait, no i didn't. Its on my to do list
'dude, I'm wicked smart dude.'
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Jun 10 2003 9:37AM
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Muppet
Posts: 410 - Karma: 10
i think that they have like super soaker 6000 well maybe not but there getting pretty high


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Jun 12 2003 5:22PM
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rsd
Posts: 1236 - Karma: 10
super-soakers own all

-Ryan

'oh hes from canada we will give him a break on spelling'- dspin7x

'i is frum cehnehdeh tu, feck off.'- cj

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Jun 12 2003 6:10PM
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lagwagon
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good, i hate guns
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Jun 12 2003 7:41PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
i like the original super soakers. the new ones look too much like theyre gonna just break apart.

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Jun 12 2003 10:21PM
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rsd
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^ i know! wow thats cool that you think that too.... but yeah they have some sweet ones.. like with storage tanks in the form of backpacks and how there are like different settings and the quick loading kinds


-Ryan

'oh hes from canada we will give him a break on spelling'- dspin7x

'i is frum cehnehdeh tu, feck off.'- cj

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Jun 12 2003 11:54PM
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shibby
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^hahaha what a stupid teacher
Oct 24 2003 3:31PM
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