How come you can understand ozzie when he's singing and not when he's talking?
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haha did you see that snl skit with horatio sanz as ozzy where they couldn't understand a frigging word he said until he sang it. so a guy takes everybody's lunch order and ozzy just mumbles some shit, and they ask him to sing it and he just belts out "tuuurkey saaaandwiiiich!" hahahahah classic.
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yeah i saw sabbath in 99 and holy shit they kicked ass but like when ozzy tryed to talk to the crowd he was all like... ROCK ONNN FUKKKK YEAHHHHHH then sung perfactily.... i think its casue he already knows the words... and shit man i mean its ozzy and hes still alive... like hes gettin there with keith richards