"2002 called, it wants its jump back...and 1999 wants its unshoveled steps."
Cheap Vodka for pre-game - $10
Admission to TKE Party - $5
Getting Cock-Blocked by Carl Krauser... Priceless
There are some things money can't buy, but for everything else (like like a megaphone to scream "fuck you" at the captain of the #9 basketball team in the country after he piss's off the roomate of the chick who's taking you home) there's debit mastercard... accepted at colleges around the country.
Seems pretty convenient, haha. But no, I havent. My brother was just telling me about some eBaums thing with a married couple who are "zoophiles" or something. The guy lost his virginity to an animal when he was a teenager
It's only after you've lost everything, that you are truly free to do anything.
Story time. There is this goth in my school who supposedly fucked his guinea pigs, ducked taped them to a tree, and beat them with a sledgehammer. He was then sent to a mental hospital. My buddy told me this, and he is the goths neighbor.
I drop the shield and grab my axe
A weapon in each fist
The first blow makes the helmet crack
The axe cut to the teeth
"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour and it seems like a minute, that's relativity."
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Ride for Christ
Rage Against the Machine Cult
Classic Rock Cult
some guy in this local san jose hardcore band(heavy heavy low low), slapped on a condom and fucked a dog one night. saw a picture. pretty damn gnarly. that whole band is just a bunch of fucked up kids man.