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Dominic
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I figure since westbum had a best sounds i'll make a worst sound.
Fingers scracthing on the blackboard.
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Jun 5 2003 4:52PM
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Lateralis
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the drill at the dentist


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Jun 5 2003 4:57PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
^^ uhhhg i fucking hate that sound


hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?
jigga say wha??

They call me Zaxl Roze.. bitch
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Jun 5 2003 4:58PM
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bigskia
Posts: 3463 - Karma: 35
girls farting


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Jun 5 2003 4:58PM
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Bangor
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shit, beat me to it

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Jun 5 2003 5:07PM
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Dominic
Posts: 256 - Karma: 10
i dont think i've ever heard a girl fart
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Jun 5 2003 5:08PM
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B-Wald
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i have..and man..i never wanna hear it again..
a while ago in middle school..i was sittin in class..i think we were takin a test or something..anyways..it was really really quiet..and one of the 'bigger' girls in the class rips monstrous ass..
fuggen sick..
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Jun 5 2003 5:41PM
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A_T_K
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the worst sound is that of bjork's voice

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Jun 5 2003 5:44PM
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Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
the sound of your cellmate snapping on a condom

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Jun 5 2003 5:45PM
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line1260skier
Posts: 1570 - Karma: 16
^haha^

all of the above
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Jun 5 2003 6:17PM
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theBOSS.
Posts: 4705 - Karma: 496
When your cutting steak or something with a serated knife and the knife rubs against your fork while you are cutting.
Jun 5 2003 6:20PM
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weazelzb
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^^ ya thats pretty bad...


hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?
jigga say wha??

They call me Zaxl Roze.. bitch
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Jun 5 2003 6:24PM
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Diggla
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i would have to say, feedback from a PA system

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Jun 5 2003 6:28PM
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KaMiKaZe_00
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my parents

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Jun 5 2003 6:31PM
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PurpleSkier
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when youre sorta asleep, and somebody rips a fatty on your face, and you cant do shit, oh i hate it
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Jun 5 2003 6:33PM
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SaraJ
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I've farted during a test before. It was so funny though cause it was really loud and squeaky.

The worst sound has to be when somebody's coughing right behind you cause you can't tell if they're covering up or not.

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Jun 5 2003 6:43PM
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Skifree737
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rubbing a dry toothbrush over any object.
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Jun 5 2003 7:34PM
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mikee
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The chalkboard sliding. Holy fuck, I cant stand it.

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Jun 5 2003 7:42PM
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weazelzb
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fingernails on chalkboard doesnt actually bother me too much... it is kinda annying though


hoked on foniks wurked fur me.kant u tel?
jigga say wha??

They call me Zaxl Roze.. bitch
Your Daddy works in porno, now that your mommies not around. She used to love her heroin but now shes underground.~ Guns N' Roses My Michelle
Jun 5 2003 8:11PM
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mikee
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Yeah thats not so bad.

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Jun 5 2003 8:12PM
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theBOSS.
Posts: 4705 - Karma: 496
The dentist drill is only bad when its on your teeth, otherwise its cool sounding. The absolute worst is the knife scraping the fork when your cutting stuff and when you hold a mic too close and it squeaks, especially when its really loud.
Jun 5 2003 8:21PM
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canadianhotchik
Posts: 362 - Karma: 10
definately nails on a chalkboard or when your teeth rub together. I hate that!
Jun 5 2003 8:45PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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i kinda like when a girl farts as long as it doesnt smell.

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Jun 5 2003 8:58PM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
^thats disgusting

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Jun 5 2003 9:00PM
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Dominic
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yes it is i have to say anything that squeks like the nife and fork things sucks and so does the teeth thing
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Jun 5 2003 9:44PM
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jholer2
Posts: 576 - Karma: 11
all the sounds you guys just listed are more like annoying sounds. the worst sound i've ever heard is a kid breaking his leg from probly 100 feet away.



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Jun 6 2003 12:07AM
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Whistlermann
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Ummm how about the sound of a dentist drilling straight through your tooth, because it is so jammed in there he can't get it out unless he cuts it in three pieces... and then after plenty of drill through tooth sounth... the loud crack or your tooth splitting in half. The Knife and fork one is bad too, and same with a knife scraping deep into a china plate.


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Jun 6 2003 12:22AM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
it sounds kinda cool actually when people break bones. When I broke my toe, I was like 'I wish i could do it again, just to hear that sound' also, when you dislocate things, and the joint pops out, it sounds cool...maybe thats just me

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Jun 6 2003 12:27AM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
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Any kind of ripping. It's always bad news...
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Jun 6 2003 12:39AM
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roxysister360
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definitely nails on a chalkboard, i always cringe when i hear that. or when nails run across a cardboard box, that's pretty bad too
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Jun 6 2003 12:48AM
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caleBCaleb
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the crunching sound of your balls when you nut yourself on a rail
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Jun 6 2003 12:53AM
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jarossamdb7
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fucking fingers scraching on a blackboard is nothing! slightly moist hand dubbing across a window/desk with linolium finish is the worst sound. or go take a metal rake (one of the flimsy ones) and scrape it up and down in a matal slide or peice os sheet metal. no that is a BAD sound!




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Jun 6 2003 12:53AM
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Ds91260
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ur neck or back or any bone really cracking when its not supposed too, i know thats gotta be the scariest sound for me, if im jumpin on the tramp or skiing or somthin, the first thing to go through my mind is 'this is gonna hurt' then 'im paralyzed'

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Jun 6 2003 12:56AM
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Ghost
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Old people trying to eat food with their dentures. Especially squishy food.

Or any sounds that old people make for that matter

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Jun 6 2003 1:03AM
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ductapeboy
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the clicking sound of a a bullet entering the chamber of the gun right before I pull the trigger and blow your fucking brains out.
or the sound of an alarm clock... teh errm errm errm errm errm. yea its a tie.


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Jun 6 2003 1:50AM
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Mykel
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oh god my alarm radio makes this clicking noise before it comes on, and I jump every time I hear a sound like it
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Jun 6 2003 3:21AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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sscratching a chalkboard

i like to burn things
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Jun 6 2003 10:41AM
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Dominic
Posts: 256 - Karma: 10
a shrill scream like something like the banshees do in movies
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Jun 6 2003 11:20AM
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1080enemy
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someone screaming in pure agony.
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Jun 6 2003 12:17PM
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Lateralis
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when you pick up a chick who looks like shes 21 and you bring her home and stick it in her and you hear the sound of an elastic snap and blood pours out,thats the sound of a minor haha


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Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

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Jun 6 2003 12:19PM
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snow-bunny
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chalkboard or machine gun farts, there just nasty
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Jun 6 2003 12:40PM
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Dominic
Posts: 256 - Karma: 10
any fart especially the smell even is if it's not a sound
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Jun 6 2003 9:41PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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the hiss a keg gives out when its empty.
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Jun 6 2003 9:45PM
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P-JO
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someone saying the word 'discharge' and 'feminine' in the same sentence is always unpleasant.
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Jun 6 2003 9:59PM
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