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Masturbate For Peace - DEC 22nd through the 31st

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Insane

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There's no greater antidote for war than love. Feelings of hatred and distrust form the necessary basis of armed confrontation. Replace those negative feelings with love and you're halfway towards resolution of any conflict.

However, any real love must start from within. You can't love others without loving yourself first. And, of course, masturbation is the greatest expression of self-love. So it's natural that we, the citizens of the world, are joining together to masturbate for peace.

http://masturbateforpeace.com

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Dec 22 2006 1:42AM

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Crazy Fool

mmmmm mmmm, just five minutes

Dec 22 2006 1:57AM

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Insane

bumpity

Dec 22 2006 12:53PM

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Addict

i did my share today

Dec 22 2006 2:07PM

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WestCoast_Hitman

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Loner

everytime you masterbate god kills a kitten

Dec 22 2006 2:47PM

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Crazy Fool

that is a little wrong

Dec 22 2006 2:49PM

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Addict

why would it be wrong. if you dont wack off you should probably be shot

Dec 22 2006 3:43PM

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No Life

well then...let there be masterbation

Dec 22 2006 3:45PM

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Crazy Fool

not true. cats would be extinct if god killed a kitten each and every time. god would have to start killing some other shit, too

Dec 22 2006 3:45PM

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Addict

I caught my little bro making peace on the couch watching Oprah earlier.

Dec 22 2006 4:27PM

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Addict

Ha

Dec 22 2006 4:52PM

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Ridiculous

Oprah!?

Dec 22 2006 4:54PM

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Insane

bumpin knuckle children oh boy

Dec 22 2006 5:08PM

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Insane

ive supported peace about 8 times this week...

Dec 22 2006 5:09PM

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Crazy Fool

well ican't say no if it's for a good cause

Dec 22 2006 5:10PM

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Insane

o man thats just wrong

Dec 22 2006 5:17PM

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Addict

at least he wasnt watching doctor phil

Dec 22 2006 5:22PM

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No Life

If the entirety of NS wanked at one time, a wave of peace would spread throughout the world killing terrorists and fags.

Dec 22 2006 6:14PM

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Insane

bahahahahhahahahahhahahahaha, the second pic was real good

Dec 22 2006 6:14PM

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Crazy Fool

yo dude, that's harsh. i take offense to that, im a terrorist

Dec 22 2006 6:16PM

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Insane

if we want peace more then war wouldnt you wanna fuck a girl over masturbating?

Dec 22 2006 6:18PM

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No Life

good, I'm allergic to cats

Dec 22 2006 6:42PM

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Addict

me too

Dec 22 2006 6:48PM

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Addict

bump

Dec 22 2006 8:39PM

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Crazy Fool

actually dr phil was right after. hes so kinky

Dec 22 2006 9:02PM

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Crazy Fool

yeah and my icon helps god with that

Dec 22 2006 9:03PM

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Crazy Fool

Such a stupid show

Dec 22 2006 9:07PM

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No Life

"Its Dr.Phil, hes studied for an entire lifetime and gone to some of the most prestgeous educational establishments in the world, and all he can think of doing is helping people with thier stupid fucking pointless problems."

Dec 22 2006 9:20PM

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Insane

So far I've helped promote peace everyday so far.

Dec 23 2006 2:12AM

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Insane

of your life.

Dec 23 2006 2:19AM

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Insane

^oooooohhhhhhhhhhh

Dec 23 2006 7:06AM

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No Life

i hate cats.

Dec 23 2006 9:43AM

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me too

Dec 23 2006 9:47AM

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No Life

ha i did my part the other day

Dec 23 2006 1:17PM

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Crazy Fool

let me get started for peace

Dec 23 2006 1:54PM

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Addict

BAHAHAHAHA thats gross

Dec 23 2006 1:54PM

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Insane

http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/posters.html
they are fantastic

Dec 23 2006 4:29PM

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Addict

i skegged onbe out this morning.. does that disturb you!

Dec 23 2006 4:36PM

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its the last day

Dec 31 2006 8:32PM

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