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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
Dave, will you marry me? lol



'Seduce my mind, and you can have my body. Find my soul, and I'm yours forever.'
May 30 2003 9:35PM
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ductapeboy
Posts: 3328 - Karma: 11
WIL I EVER! why didn't you ask before... I thought you were gona pop the questiong years ago!


Dave Pauls
www.corbettsskishop.com

I like dead kittens.
May 30 2003 9:38PM
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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
This is the happiest day of my life. lol



'Seduce my mind, and you can have my body. Find my soul, and I'm yours forever.'
May 30 2003 9:46PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
this is NOT the happiest day of my life. dave is my bf. i dont like it when he marries other girls. i suppose i will take our new fish and leave him now.

hey jay.......how you doin? ;)


'...tell me for the last time that you're sorry so i can laugh out loud as i watch you struggle; broken, bloody and barely breathing...'
May 30 2003 9:47PM
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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
Hi Stacey! How's the fish doing?



'Seduce my mind, and you can have my body. Find my soul, and I'm yours forever.'
May 30 2003 9:49PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
the fish is doing great thank you. he is tough as fuck.
'...tell me for the last time that you're sorry so i can laugh out loud as i watch you struggle; broken, bloody and barely breathing...'
May 30 2003 9:52PM
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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
Very glad do hear that. He likes his measuring cup?



'Seduce my mind, and you can have my body. Find my soul, and I'm yours forever.'
May 30 2003 9:54PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
yes he does. the bottom is lined with beer caps and a shot glass, just like his natural environment...yep.

...tell me for the last time that you're sorry so i can laugh out loud as i watch you struggle; broken, bloody and barely breathing...
May 30 2003 9:56PM
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fairygirl
Posts: 1181 - Karma: 10
I still think there should be something pink in the measuring cup... Either that, or something REALLY bright.



'Seduce my mind, and you can have my body. Find my soul, and I'm yours forever.'
May 30 2003 9:57PM
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skier_beast
Posts: 135 - Karma: 10
your pathetic asking someone to marrie you on the internet. how low is that?
May 30 2003 10:16PM
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icecreamsandwich
Posts: 3207 - Karma: 25
the shot glass is bright...its real ugly actually, its bright blue and yellow and there are some other colors. yep.

...tell me for the last time that you're sorry so i can laugh out loud as i watch you struggle; broken, bloody and barely breathing...
May 30 2003 11:06PM
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ductapeboy
Posts: 3328 - Karma: 11
wow. you just called us pathetic for getting maried on the internet? wow. arent you the loser for reading it...... right. I got nothing.


Dave Pauls
www.corbettsskishop.com

I like dead kittens.
May 30 2003 11:18PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
she is back.


Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom
May 30 2003 11:32PM
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j.bird
Posts: 6680 - Karma: 15
it takes 34 muscles to frown at someone that is annoying you, but only 2 to slap that mo fo upside the head
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Froggy has the best random shit. pikachu must die

'if you leave headphones on for an hour, it increases the amount of bacteria in your ear by 700 times'-Froggy

'in the last decade, 19 people have lost part or all of their vision due to camel spit'-Froggy
May 31 2003 2:21AM
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skifree919
Posts: 5842 - Karma: 35
cantelope window

CoC session E
May 31 2003 12:08PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i just got my children to sleep...........with a shovel.
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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas

***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***
May 31 2003 12:11PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
nope,im still awake!
May 31 2003 2:54PM
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westcoaststyle
Posts: 4057 - Karma: 31
KABLAMO!!!

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Big Gulps eh? Well cya later

anal sex is unnatural wheres progression with that - bibskis

A proud memeber of the NS.com Cousin Exchange Program
May 31 2003 5:06PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
haha! you missed me! wait- what are you doing with that frying pan? no! NO! leave me alo- *THUMP*
May 31 2003 7:58PM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
whats this red lump?
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'Pure, like a cup of virgin blood mixed with 151, one sip will make a nigga flip' nas

***NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND***
May 31 2003 7:59PM
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ductapeboy
Posts: 3328 - Karma: 11
you ruined our thread.... it started about love and mariage... and now it is about poo poo on your bum bum? wow. I hate you all.


Dave Pauls
www.corbettsskishop.com

I like dead kittens.
May 31 2003 9:36PM
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sherLocke
Posts: 4701 - Karma: 8
today i got into my 46 and a half gallon watermellon and drove down to the local maple syrup jug. I pulled out my dirty sock and said 'listen man, im gonna throw a rock down a hill' so from there i proceeded to eat caramalized elephant skin and watch trees roll down the ocean until i got full. then i drove back home and sat down on my jello and watched a dog lay on top of a baton while i listened to a fish burp.
peace,paul


'handin out flyers is jus fuckin ridiculous...when you give somebody a flyer its like...say man...why dont you go throw this out for me?'
-mitch hedburg

'is mick nick and mike wilson the same people?'
-//d-lite//
May 31 2003 11:28PM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
what
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Creator of the NS Cousin Exchange Program

me think u need realize that we dun give a fuck..' cams

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

HIGH NORTH SESSION 4
Jun 1 2003 12:24AM
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ductapeboy
Posts: 3328 - Karma: 11
i hate you all.


Dave Pauls
www.corbettsskishop.com

I like dead kittens.
Jun 1 2003 12:35PM
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Ds91260
Posts: 9984 - Karma: 19
takin the acid eh snonasty
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'thats when you smack them upside the head and say 'yo bitch,i know this aint tennis but im a use my backhand!'' - Lateralis the great

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek

Newschool Underground, cleanin up NS, one bitch at a time

**NEWSCHOOL UNDERGROUND**
Jun 1 2003 1:05PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
we dont care about your marrige. its gonna last for about two months. oh! can i be the pastor at your wedding?
Jun 1 2003 2:40PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
please?
Jun 1 2003 9:50PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
please?
Jun 1 2003 9:50PM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
please?
Jun 1 2003 9:50PM
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sherLocke
Posts: 4701 - Karma: 8
na thats just how random-ness is done, i dont fuck with acid.


'handin out flyers is jus fuckin ridiculous...when you give somebody a flyer its like...say man...why dont you go throw this out for me?'
-mitch hedburg

'is mick nick and mike wilson the same people?'
-//d-lite//
Jun 2 2003 6:00PM
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ductapeboy
Posts: 3328 - Karma: 11
she wanted to mary me out of randomnes.... this wasn't suposed to be where YOU post shit... bastards.


Dave Pauls
www.corbettsskishop.com

I like dead kittens.
Jun 2 2003 10:43PM
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Krongos
Posts: 5214 - Karma: 47
egg backwards is gge



now thats random


'...all fled before his face. All save one. There waiting, silent
and still in the space before the gate, sat Gandalf upon Shadowfax.'

'It's not the eastern shore that worries me. A shadow and a threat has been clouding my mind since we left Lorien. Something draws near, I can feel it.'

How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10, 1 to do it, and 9 to say 'I can do that.'

'Dude, we're sick. He's pretty sick, but his muscles aren't as big as mine, so you know.'-CR Johnson
Jun 2 2003 10:48PM
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Whistlermann
Posts: 4048 - Karma: 12
'Holy Chicken and Cheese Batman... the Bat Cave has been SaBAToged by BATS... great big black hairy bats carrying purple baseball bats!' -Robin

'Shut the fuck up robin and bend over, its time for me to show you why i am the boss.... ZPPFFF, WHAM, ZING... BAM POFFFF... SPLAT!' -Batman


My Skis go both ways... Like a Bisexual
Jun 3 2003 1:39AM
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roxysister360
Posts: 1063 - Karma: 10
2+2=4 and 2*2=4
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My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.

'Life is a stage on which everyone contributes a verse...what will your verse be?' -Robin Williams in 'The Dead Poets Society'

'All generalizations are false.' -Anonymous
Jun 3 2003 1:45AM
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etom
Posts: 2443 - Karma: 13
man, this shit aint no match, it cant light up

COC sesh E
Jun 3 2003 2:01AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
this thread was funny until dave stopped posting, where did he go
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me think u need realize that we dun give a fuck..' cams

Stealth Ninja of the Silent Army

HIGH NORTH SESSION 4
Jun 3 2003 8:43AM
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CMUSkiFreak
Posts: 1471 - Karma: 10
woot


Gotta Love The Midwest
Jun 3 2003 9:42AM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
we had 2 fighting fish and put them in a jar and one killed the other then it just sat there and i kept pouring beer in the jar cuz i thought it was funny and we didnt have to feed it cuz it just ate his dead friend and lived in his jar with the beer and the dead fish for like 3 weeks before i flushed him cuz the dead one was getting mouldy and thats just gross.

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'Dude, check out this nasty gouge.'
'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'He's from Quebec. They pee on the lawn.'
Jun 3 2003 10:48AM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
Stani on kuningas aaaaaaaaaaaaa!
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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

'Nigga Please- from the makers of Cracker Ass-crackers.'
Jun 3 2003 4:24PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
Shakey shakey come wakey wakey my hand-doll.
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Hummingbird style: 70 times in one second.

'Nigga Please- from the makers of Cracker Ass-crackers.'
Jun 3 2003 4:25PM
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