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Most hypocritical things ever said
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What do you think is the most hypocritical thing you have ever heard. Here are my 2 favourites:
Racism is only against black people
I dont know you, but ure ignorant
'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
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here's my favorite from my dad
'DONT'T SMOKE CRACK!!!'
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'Oh shit, Corey Brown's getting his license'
'That's right, watch out Connellsville, Downtown Corey Brown's out on the road.....give me all your drugs!!'
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yeah, becasue he smokes all that crack, just like me. and my dog, that i dont have,
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Friend:oww shit my head!
me: what did you do?
friend: i fell down the stairs
Me: and you hit your head?
friend:No, my wrist
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Canada, better than the us
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riiiiiiiight
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'Oh shit, Corey Brown's getting his license'
'That's right, watch out Connellsville, Downtown Corey Brown's out on the road.....give me all your drugs!!'
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you failed your math test??
two months later
hey mom, why did you drop out of highschool?
sorry i felt like writing that
i am ored
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this is really hypocritical, these 'punks' or whatever at my school wear all these patches all over their backpacks with the schwastica(sp, Nazi party symbol) that have this symbol crossed-out, and then they have writing on their backpacks and what not, and a lot of them have this phrase 'it's not that im anti-social, i just don't like you'
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Sometimes I'll say this line when people swear even though I do it all the time.
'Nice vocabulary, it sure makes you sound educated!' or plainly 'don't swear, it's dumb!'
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'girls arent evil'
'isnt it hard to ski backwards? dont you hit stuff?'
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some good ones would be like
-student rights
-zero spin
-new and improved
those aren't hypocritcal i know, more oxymoronish i guees.
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'handin out flyers is jus fuckin ridiculous...when you give somebody a flyer its like...say man...why dont you go throw this out for me?'
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xpingxpongx's brother is a pothead and whenver he sees people smokin hes like'stupid potheads' b/c he didnt want his brother to know he was still smokin
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my friend hates this girl joanne and he bashes her later, to minutes later she shows up. 'hey joanne how's it goin buddy?' exact word, i was like you're a fag
Seize the carp
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Watch your fucking language.
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yeah thats a good one cruz
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