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alpentalik
Posts: 7364 - Karma: 110
I know there have been many post threads, but fuck it I don't care...I had one the other night that was super sketchy. All this random shit was going on, but none of it really mattered. Then I find out that my girlfriends parents died, so I get all sad and shit. I go to the funeral and its all normal except that the corpse of the mom is laying in front naked, not clothes or coffin...and shes all rotting and shit. I get closer and its not my girlfriends mom, but my brothers mother in law. Everyone's crying and shit and I'm feeling all wierd. Then someone says that we have to shave her legs. So someone comes up and startes shaving this rotting corpse's legs...pretty fucking gross, eh? But then, the corpse starts throwing up all this sick disgusting goey shit, it's not alive or anytihng, just throwing up. I pretty much lost it there and woke up....am I OK?


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May 14 2003 3:10PM
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caylorswift
Posts: 10695 - Karma: 312
no erich, your not.


i had one the other night were i was killin this iraqis, and i turned around and this iraqi mummy saddam thingy had a glock pointed on my forehead, and i kicked him in the nuts and shot him.



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May 14 2003 3:18PM
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weazelzb
Posts: 4454 - Karma: 12
this one time i had a dream, that this girl was lickin my bellybutton, and then i woke up and i was stuck to my bed with sticky stuff. am i ok?


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May 14 2003 3:40PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
i used to have this dream where id be climbing a mountain and when id get near the top a little pebble would fall and keep hittin a bigger rock and when id finally get down to the bottom id get squished by this huge fucken boulder


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May 14 2003 5:11PM
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Ds91260
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the other night i had a dream that me and my friends were walkin around some town and we were just randomly smokin, then we went to a mall, then the cops just started chasin us, then we lost em in a parking garage, but one of my friends almost got caught, then i got seperated from the group in the parking garage and the cops were all over me and then i lost them in the corner of it where my other friend reapeared then we smoke some more
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May 14 2003 5:16PM
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J-Ho
Posts: 360 - Karma: 10
haha these are funny dreams

dodgeball and nuts = a few guys on the floor crying and many laughing

skiing or sex... good question????

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May 14 2003 5:52PM
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petek
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alpentalik, you are many things, but ok is not one of em.



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May 14 2003 5:53PM
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Ds91260
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ooooo, i just remembered my dream from last night, i was walkin home with one of my ski buddies and this hot girl i knows older sister, we were talkin and then we got up to our street and she went into her house and me and my buddy start goin towards my house and this freaky ass little kid that lives down the street from me gets starts this big ass ghetto nerf gun fight with us, thats right nerf guns, so we scramble and i get held up on this porch and my buddy gets stuck behind a rock and the kids just unloading foam arrows on us, so this went on for about 5 minutes, then i woke up, probly of boredom
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May 14 2003 6:58PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
I had a weird dream last night...I was at this place and was sitting on a couch watching tv and there was nobody in the room. Then I left the room for a few minutes and when I came back, there were two peoople sitting oin the floor playing games, and this guy that I like was sitting on the couch. Then when I told him to get off the couch he said 'I'm gunna be a supah model!' in a really gay voice...Then I jumped on him and he screamed. that's when I woke up.

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May 14 2003 7:03PM
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J-Ho
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arn't most dreams usually a little wierd in any way???? or is it just me

dodgeball and nuts = a few guys on the floor crying and many laughing

skiing or sex... good question????

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May 14 2003 7:09PM
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SaraJ
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yea, most dreams are weird.

The weirdest I've had is this one where a sandwich was trying to attack me. That one scared me so much at the time, plus it kept coming back

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May 14 2003 7:11PM
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ElasmoSkiChick
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Until I was around nine or so, I'd have the same couple of nightmares everynight. The most common one was where the chef guy from 'The Little Mermaid' was chasing me all around the house with the cleaver thingie and then I tried to hide in the oven, but he turned it on high and locked it and I died and turned into a Thanksgiving turkey. Also, I used to be COMPLETELY obsessed with 'The Three Little Pigs' story, but I refused to have anything even remotely related to that story in my room at night because I was scared to death of the Big Bad Wolf. I used to have dreams where I was on my bed in the smack dab center of my room, and a bunch of the Big Bad Wolf's sons were all around my bed trying to kill me and they'd already killed my family, but they could't get me because the bed was the safe zone or something, like in tag. Anyway... yeah. I always woke up before anything else happened.

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May 14 2003 8:07PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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haha ive had weird dreams but cant remember them

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May 14 2003 8:12PM
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NH_LiNe
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alpentalik u are my hero meow

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May 14 2003 8:15PM
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NH_LiNe
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ur dream is fucked... i have those sometimes like half the time u will be like about to kiss some hot girl and then all of a sudden u are eating mccdonalds food in Friendlys or suttin with a cat and ur family

whos in da house, SACA is in the house!!! hahahahmuhahahah
May 14 2003 8:16PM
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mariberries
Posts: 800 - Karma: 10
that's messed up. sorry dude
ever hear about the guy who dreamt he ate a giant marshmellow in his s'more...and when he woke up in the morning, his pillow was gone.


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May 14 2003 8:48PM
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NomenClature
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my friend keeps having this dream where on of our crew dies or his brother dies, and he is followed around by these 'agents' that dont allow his to feel sad. if one of us tries to talk to him about it, the the 'agents' drag us off and kill us in the bushes. he has had this dream 35 times in the last 7 weeks since he started counting but he knows hes had it before this.
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Friend:oww shit my head!
me: what did you do?
friend: i fell down the stairs
Me: and you hit your head?
friend:No, my wrist

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May 14 2003 8:56PM
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dilla_says_go
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one time i had a dream that some robbers were taking stuff from my house, so my dad handed me this glock to shoot em with, and as i went out my front door to chase them i saw my dog. so i looked at it for a second, and then just started unloading on my dog. everytime i shot her, she'd fall over, and then get back up and stare at me with this stupid look. meanwhile these dudes were taking all my stuff. by the way my dog kicks ass and would totally uppercut anybody that tried that shit.
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May 14 2003 8:56PM
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bigskia
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I used to have this dream where i'd ride a train around on these bridges over bottomless pits and help save the Smurfs from evil trolls that would come in for miles upon miles


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May 14 2003 8:58PM
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l_KeViN_l
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anyone ever do a wall toke (were you hyperventalate, take a toke, hold your breath while someone pushes in on your neck thenhold it till you pass out)? those give you fucked dreams.. When I did my first I thought I was out for like an hour and when I woke up all these people were lauhging, it was like I didn't know them. I also thought we all got busted and was tripping.

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May 14 2003 9:32PM
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Freestylindude
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i have been dreaming about skiing in BC for over three weeks straight now



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May 14 2003 9:40PM
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NomenClature
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better than wall tokes are upside down tokes. you do a hand stand against the wall, get someone to hold your feet, and take a hit of the blunt, you then hold it, exhale and get back up and promptly fall back down due to the MASSIVE head rush that just hit you.
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Friend:oww shit my head!
me: what did you do?
friend: i fell down the stairs
Me: and you hit your head?
friend:No, my wrist

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May 14 2003 11:39PM
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mikee
Posts: 7813 - Karma: 5
Sounds crazy. I once had this dream that the slush puppy puppy was chasing me and my family. It scared the shit out of me.

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May 14 2003 11:44PM
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