the first time i was asked to dirty talk it was pretty awkward, now its like second nature. if you are just saying shit and its not in the moment it really doesnt work as well. you can take one of two roles when talking dirty. the one in charge or the one begging for what you want.
_______________________________________Gotta Love the MidwestI have reinvented myself from CmuSkiFreak
It's not rocket science. Say what you want to do to her, without holding back anything. If you can't pull that off, I guess that means you don't want to do anything to her, so why are you with her in the first place?
Send lawyers, guns and money,
The shit has hit the fan.
my godd.....you must be an alias... there is no way chicks think shit liek that
-i would just like to point out, after reading your anti gay rant, that homosexuality does exist in the animal world... take the Japanese Macaque for example. when two males fight after the dominant male is determined he then procedes to mount the weaker male and fuck it in the ass to show that he is the boss. .... just thought id let you know-
see the thing is that I'm usually the one being told what to do and how to ... well you know... so when a guy tells me to talk dirty to him I just draw a blank... so I guess I figure that if I know somethings that guys like to hear before hand I might not say something dumb...
Know your dope fiend. You will not be able to see his eyes because of tea shades, but his knuckles will be white from inner tension and his pants will be crusted with semen from constantly jacking off when he can't find a rape victim.
One time my mom was like what are you listening to and I was like"elton john"and she was like "relly I didnt think you liked that kind of music" and I was like"featuring Tupac bitch JEA JEA" ---gunitthuggin
Because it's stupid. Certain things make sex better. Certain things like that are just retarded. If it's in the moment or whatever and it happens that's one thing, but purposefully? That's like saying "I wonder if stabbing my dick with a pencil will make skiing that day better." Why?
You like her sucking on your cock, don't yeh?
...Yes. Yes, I do.