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Wried things that happend to you while high.

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dr_jibb
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Yah so what are some wired things that have happened to you when youve gotten really ripped?

My freind and I were comeing home for the weekend from School, and were hiting some bolws to make to drive go by faster. So anyway we got lost some how, and decided to stop at a Pizza Pizza, My freind askes for one slice of 3 chesse pizza, and goes to pay and he like shit i I dont have enough so I pay for him, and the dude hands us 4 slices of cheese pizza, so we just stode there and were like wtf? We to explain to thats no what we asked for but for some reason he was speaking total jibberish. We didnt even know howlong we were in there but when we came out we had 4 slices, and had no clue what had happened.

It was pritty odd at the time.
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May 5 2003 11:44PM
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Lateralis
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we were in my friends car driving around the back roads all really really baked,and we had thought we were in saskatchewan cuz it we couldnt see any trees,but like a huge big field,we were so lost and didnt know where we were,it was quite scary



'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

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May 5 2003 11:49PM
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SaraJ
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well, I don't do drugs but I've been taking these narcotics lately for a cough that I have and they make me pretty dumb. So anyways, yesterday I had tutoring for my geometry and it was taking me like 5 hours to do a single problem so then I just stood up and started screaming 'get out of my house' because I was so frustrated and dumb. Then I wandered around the house all day either on ns or like eating or sleeping...not too exciting.

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May 5 2003 11:51PM
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Froggy
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every fourth year is a leap year
May 6 2003 12:08AM
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Papa
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haha, that's a good pizza story, once i cmae home and my family wasn't here, turned out they went to my grandparent's for 2 days and i hadn't noticed
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May 6 2003 12:10AM
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spinks
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i found a wallett with $1500 in it. The name on the DL was George Toorich.

Since he was 'too rich' we took his money and bought more pot.

Spinks

'Holy shit Spinks! That blunt is the size of my...'-David Bird
May 6 2003 12:11AM
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cj
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We were blazing up at a school at night. The school was closed. I decided to hit the handicap enterance button for some reason and the door opened. All of a sudden a red light starts flashing around and a oldschool Atomic Bomb style alarm goes off, I mean this shit is LOUD...CRAZY LOUD. It starts wailing for about 1/2 hour before it goes off. We could hear it from a long ways away. It turns out that the school Janitor forgot to lock the door...
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May 6 2003 12:26AM
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bendanger
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We were at the us open on our way back from the party. we was pullin over every damn 5 feet because we were so hy we forgot where we were going and had to remember the way back. then while were pulled over, smoking a bowl and laughing about how fucked we were we saw cop lights behind us. I shat my self, and scott(driver) was twice as sketched because he wasn't supposed to be driving past nine o clock and never with people in his car. By the way, we had smoked off the better part of a quarter by this point and still had a little over an eighth. After flashing his shit just parked behind us for like 5 mins, he gets out and walks over to the car. i, acting fast under pressure, put the weed in the glovebox, right on top of the registration. The cop comes around and is like
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May 6 2003 7:33AM
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bendanger
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cnt'd from last post

'is there a problem sir?' scotts like 'no, just getting back to the condo for the night.' The officer goes 'why are you all wearing goggles?' scotts like 'oh there perscription. after looking us over, and realizing how stoned and fucked we were he goes ' Pull up a little more, i want to talk to you.' so we move up like 10 feet, and Natalie, the chick in the back seat is like 'THROW IT OUT THE WINDOW!' Im like Nat, have you ever seen cops. Thats exactly what he is expecting us to do. The cop comes up to the window, natalies hyperventalating and the cop goes ' so where exacltly is you condo?' Then scott pulls some place out of his ass and just like that the cop goes 'Oh ok thats like 5 miles away. Im going to let you all go. So we are like 'THAnk you.' if he had A. sniffed the car or B. checked scotts licence or C. asked for the registration, which was under the weed, we would have been fucked. SO we're off again, lost on some crazy ass road with a cop behind us, and natalie goes 'ok, lets just pull over and throw out the weed.' Yup. good plan. We finally lost the cop and after about 2 hrs. made it back to natalies.
'dude, I'm wicked smart dude.'
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May 6 2003 7:43AM
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bendanger
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Oh and heres the best part, the first thing the cop says after asking if we were lost was 'been drinking or smoking' scott starts talking like raoul duke in fear and loathing and is like 'oh no, not me officer'. I was convinced we were fucked.
'dude, I'm wicked smart dude.'
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May 6 2003 7:46AM
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bendanger
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he proceeded to do this for the remainder of the time. Maybe the cop was a hunter S. thompson fan.
Scott is 'Black user name of death', one of the chillest dooads on the site
'dude, I'm wicked smart dude.'
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May 6 2003 7:51AM
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dr_jibb
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Holy piss Spinks! Thats a pretty sweet find!!
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May 6 2003 9:50AM
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Lateralis
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somewhat the same story as me one time,my friend was having a party and when it died out we were super hungry and since my friends brother owns the cafeteria in the paper mill and is 24 hours,we decided to go there,so we take my car there and my friend says to just wave to the guy at the gate to make it look he knows us,so i do that and we get in,we get out and go in the cafe then the guy from the gate shows up and starts wailing on us,i was baked and had weed on me,my 2 friends were friggin hammered and had shit on them,so my friend tells him that his brothers owns the cafe and the gate guy tells me and the other friend to go wait in the car,so we get our food are were driving back towards the gate and theres all these crazy lights flashing



'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
May 6 2003 9:57AM
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Lateralis
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and the guy points at the car and tells me to go inside the booth thingy and tells me he had to call the cops cuz it was a very serious offense we did,so i started to panis like crazy and started rushing,i get back to the car and my friends ask me what he said and i told hjim that he called the cops,so a few minutes go by and we see one cruiser show up which made us relax a bit cuz its only one cop,but then 3 other cruisers show up,they all have their lights on and shit,they all get out and surround the car and have their flashlights out and they just open all the doors and flashed the lights in our face,we said we werent doing any harm i mean look we were just getting food,we just wanted some burgers thats all,and they let us go, so after all that big panic rush when we got back to my friends place,we just smoked a huge fatty,oh and the burgers were excellent,twas a night to remember



'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
May 6 2003 10:01AM
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Drail
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smokin' pot in a car is never a good idea (but we all do it still anyways)...

...and for the love of god - if you are smoking a chop when a cop pulls you over you should at least know what to do. stash the bag in your pants (down your pants, not in a pocket), eat the weed that's not in the bag and if you got a bong than um - good luck.

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May 6 2003 2:50PM
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Lateralis
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another good idea is if you have a girl with you,get her to stuff it in her pants,you think the cops would actually search an innocent looking girl,no dont think so



'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
May 6 2003 2:52PM
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seven20
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this one time when i was camping i had like five bucket hits and i was walking around all messed up. then i thought saw someone coming and tried to run and i fell in the fire.
May 6 2003 4:49PM
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Ds91260
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on 420 we started walkin away from my friends house around 1:30, turns out we walked all the way to the ski resort up the hill a ways and smoked a few bowls, then we cotinued to walk up the hill until we got to this massive jump, we stopped and walked down into the actual resort and were wondering around there for a while and finally walked back home around 3 or 4
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May 6 2003 6:42PM
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mammothpunks
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I was out in the woods in my car, and a cop walked up to the car, cocked his gun, and put it inside the window in an attempt to kill silva and i. Then i got a dui for sitting in my car.


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May 6 2003 6:51PM
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skodeo7
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My friend and I went to this Medeski, Martin & Wood concert a few months ago at UVM. We were waiting for the show to start so we were blazin (parking lot didnt look too suspicious, or so we thought...). And both of us are smoking large J's and a cop rolls right in front of us (there was a row of cars in front of us luckily) so he didnt see us. So we are like 'fuck that' so we go drive around (it was like 9 pm) and we find this random ass side road, it didnt look like anything at the time. So we are driving down the road and the sign says 'biochemical research center', this is when we get tweaked out. We keep driving and see this huge facility with a large barbed wire fence and heavy security. We proceed to turn around ASAP. So we still had 2 joints left and we were slowly driving out the road smoking them, there was no one else on this side road thing so we were jus cruisin around going like 2 mph smoking doobers. So we are like 100 feet from the main road and this car turns in, we think 'oh no biggy' (we had a light on in the car, CLEARLY we were smoking, the smoke billowing out of the window sorta gave it away). We roll past the car going like 5 mph and its a COP! At this point we are shitting our pants. Gun it the fuck out of there and run away from the cop car. Proceed to have the most dope ass time at the concert and get even more stoned and end up tripping.
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May 6 2003 7:50PM
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mariberries
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^haha niice. spinks, and cj, those were quality
I think the weirdest thing that happened was a bunch of us were in the City Market to get me cereal and we saw Trey Anastasio (he lives in Burlington, where I live) but my friend dave totally didn't believe us. Later we were walking back to dave's and he nearly shit in his pants when he realized it was really Trey...He walked into a fire hydrant.
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May 6 2003 8:20PM
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NomenClature
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i smoked 2 blunts and stick my hand in a holly bush, it didn't hurt, in fact it was orgasmic. i ending up getting 103 cuts all over my arm.
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May 6 2003 11:44PM
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mariberries
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oh yea, just remembered another one
so I was in physics last year. come in, sit down, talk to ppl and shit...no joppie (our teacher)...so just as we're about to screw it and leave, he comes in totally baked. It was hilarious. i sat kinda near the front and he came up to me and shows me his finger with this burn mark on it. so I go 'Hey jop, where'd you get the burn mark?' and he starts laughing and says 'yea, I burnt it on pot...' then he paused for like a minute with the weirdest expression on his face, then 'uh...I mean a pot. A POT. a pot...yea'. Then he left. BEST PHYSICS CLASS EVER.


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May 7 2003 4:34PM
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skodeo7
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HAHA that is SO great!
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May 7 2003 6:18PM
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stumpy
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i wuz at my bodies house and we rolled a big phatty and proceded to smoke. the next thing i remeber is waking up 8 hours later and not being abel to remeber my own name.
May 7 2003 7:14PM
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1212j5j5
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me and some buddies were stoned at work, (a paper factory, that takes the big sheets of paper, and cuts them into 8 by 10's n shit) and he had to take a piss and he took it in the machine and it *shivers* removed his penis. we were to gone to do anything, so an hour later we called the ambulance.
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May 7 2003 8:08PM
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1212j5j5
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not funny. but my cousin was drivin an atv with 3 or 4 guys on it, when he was dead drunk after a bachelor party, and they took a sharp turn and one guy went off, and they were afraid of getting cuahgt so thye left him there, and didnt call an ambulance. he ha like messed up teath and jaw, and head, and broken bones, and severe cuts and bruises, and massive blood loss when someone finally found him at like 5 in the morning.
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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
Im Scared
When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man
Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

May 7 2003 8:18PM
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