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shit, where to start...

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Drail
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alright - how the fuck do chicks put bra's on? I was tryin' it last night and I just couldn't clip it togeather in the back.... do chicks just have freak shoulders and shit? I don't get it.

Darryl Hunt

'Come, LOOK!' friend Amy pointing at a cum stain on Paul's bed.
May 3 2003 10:34PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
no that intercourse,but requires the man to have a boner


'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
May 4 2003 9:48PM
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Shane_McWannabe
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 73
Oh my god.
May 4 2003 9:52PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
yes, oh my god, is a prayer to the god you believe in. Some call him God, others Ala,while more people Satan.



'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
May 4 2003 9:54PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
This Shane character sounds like one of my extremely dumb friends who didn't know what masterbating was. So I had to explain it to him...

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com
May 4 2003 9:57PM
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Lateralis
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diddnt know what masturbating was


'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
May 4 2003 9:58PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
it was pretty sad

-Sara

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May 4 2003 9:59PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
lol, thats pretty funny. He musta been like 5 or something



'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
May 4 2003 10:00PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
nope, he's 15.

-Sara

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skihood.com
May 4 2003 10:01PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno.



'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
May 4 2003 10:04PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
that sounded really bad...



'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
May 4 2003 10:05PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
hahahaha....

-Sara

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skihood.com
May 4 2003 10:07PM
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acc
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hahaha....this is histerical
May 4 2003 10:08PM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
especially since this thread started out talking about snapping bras

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com
May 4 2003 10:09PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
i dont know how i can get outa this one...



'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
May 4 2003 10:11PM
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SaraJ
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I don't think you can, somebody should make it memorable and add it to their sig...

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

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May 4 2003 10:11PM
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petek
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yeah, its been a while since i've seen some other of my memorable quotes for other ppls sigs



'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
May 4 2003 10:16PM
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Shane_McWannabe
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You do realize I was joking.
May 4 2003 11:01PM
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hUcKbUnNi3
Posts: 1923 - Karma: 33
what partof the thread would u add into your sig?

yah, and with the whole boner thing...just a bit uncomfy.....with the dancing thing, I LUV to dance, but for some reason when guys just start freak dancing behind me or something, i get all nervous and guilty feeling, so i laugh, and flirtaciously push em away....i am so dumb....what is wrong with me?
May 5 2003 1:32AM
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Ds91260
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i added it to my sig
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'i was grinding with this one guy at a gay bar called 'From Behind' and he had a huge boner' - Lateralis

'i knew a kid at 12 who didnt know how to masturbate, until i showed him el porno' - petek
May 5 2003 1:42AM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
sweetness! ahahaha...

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com
May 5 2003 1:57AM
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hUcKbUnNi3
Posts: 1923 - Karma: 33
lol shibs ds...shibs

I have no idea what to put on my sig
May 5 2003 2:17AM
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sconniestyle
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would it bother you if you were freakdancing with a dude you liked and he didnt get a boner? like he wasnt turned on by you at all? just curious.


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May 5 2003 2:22AM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
you guys are quite odd.

Darryl Hunt

'Come, LOOK!' friend Amy pointing at a cum stain on Paul's bed.
May 5 2003 1:34PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
mikehunt,your icon is so sexy



'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
May 5 2003 1:39PM
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Fez_Kid
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ok.. in summary: I) It doesn't matter if it's hard to put on a bra. We all (guys and chicks) love it when the bra is gone. (and you know that you all do). So just concentrate on getting the magic fingers to take bras out in less than 10sec. II)shortskichick doesn't like boners while dirty dancing... maybe she should dance a lil'bit more so she can start liking it, no offense. III) if you don't know what masturbating, boners, or el porno are, GET OUT OF THIS FORUM! IV) Thanks to u all, this forum is histerical
All you motherfuckers are gonna pay, You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all fucking next
May 5 2003 2:54PM
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SaraJ
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I'm talking about guy I don't know getting boners on my leg or whatever. I don't mind when I know the guy. But if some complete stranger starts rubbing themself against me with a boner then it's kinda nasty. Nevermind about that anyways...

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com
May 5 2003 6:02PM
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Shane_McWannabe
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I dont know...I kinda like it.
May 5 2003 8:57PM
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hUcKbUnNi3
Posts: 1923 - Karma: 33
u kno, its wierd. I can dance pretty well like in front of a guy, showing moves off or whatever...but when it comes to actually freak dancing...i get so guilty! What is wrong with me? Damn!
May 6 2003 9:43PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
baby, dont feel guilty, let it all loose. Ure doin him a favor, and the world a favor.



'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
May 6 2003 9:47PM
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petek
Posts: 8762 - Karma: 12
just think of a guy as a cock with legs.



'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party
May 6 2003 9:48PM
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mariberries
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^hahahahah!
premium quality!!
~marian
May 6 2003 9:52PM
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hUcKbUnNi3
Posts: 1923 - Karma: 33
lol, i wish i could just take the initiative, itd be way funner. lol, great idea Petek...lol a guy is just a giant dick that walks!
May 6 2003 9:57PM
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SaraJ
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ahaha! I went to a dance with this guy a few months back, and I'm not sure why I said yes to him, but I did...I could have gone with a much better guy, but anyways...he kept trying to freak with me and had the biggest boner even though I wasn't doing anything but trying to walk away. He seriously followed me around the whole night and I didn't have any fun. Like he'd grab me when a slow song came on and he'd give other guys nasty looks when I started freak dancing with them. Finally, I got so pissed off cause he wouldn't let me talk to anybody else and everything else that I just went into the bathroom and slept on a couch in there for the rest of the dance. And when I came out...guess who had been sitting outside the bathroom the entire dance...ugh! There was an afterparty too, but I couldn't stand it any more so I called my parents to come pick me up from my friend's house. Now the guy seems to still be following me. Like he gave me roses for valentines and a card right before my swim meet. Funny thing is that he won't even talk to me and he does all this through another friend of mine, it's like WHAT THE HELL!!! If the guy can't even talk to me then how does he expect me to like him or even be interested in him? But anyways I got carried away...

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com
May 6 2003 10:34PM
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hUcKbUnNi3
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lol sad Sara.
May 7 2003 1:01AM
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SaraJ
Posts: 366 - Karma: 52
What's sad? The guy, or the story itself?

-Sara

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May 7 2003 1:02AM
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hUcKbUnNi3
Posts: 1923 - Karma: 33
lol the fact that the guy was following you around everywhere. it reminded me of one of my stories...hahaha....ooo man, memories....bad memories...but memories nonetheless
May 7 2003 1:05AM
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***Online$$$
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After reviewing this thread I have come to a conclusion. Your mouths are too foul.
May 7 2003 1:13AM
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SaraJ
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oh, and what pissed me off the most was when I was trying to talk to this other guy who asked me to the dance like right after I said yes to the guy I went with (I'm just gunna call him Kyle). So anyways, Kyle started to freak out cause a slow song was on and I was still talking to this other guy. So then Kyle grabs me and forces me to dance with him, and I'm a pretty nice person, so I continued to dance with Kyle. What was funny though is I ended up continuing my conversation and not saying anything to Kyle during all of this. Then , the next slow song, the guy I had been talking to the entire dance asked me to dance with him while Kyle was just standing there. So Kyle says 'Oh no! I don't think this is your date, she's mine.' I gave that boy the nastiest look I've ever given in my entire life and he was still clueless to the fact that I wanted him to leave me alone! What kind of terd says you can't dance with another guy at a dance? All my other friends were doing it, so why can't he? Why can't I? Augh!!!!

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com
May 7 2003 1:14AM
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SaraJ
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foul mouths huh? ur alternate side has a foul mouth too.

-Sara

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Skiing is not for the simple minded, that's why they invented the snowboard.

skihood.com
May 7 2003 1:17AM
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Hedekar
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to answer the bra question, I have had several girls put their bra on backwards, then turn it around, pull it up over their breasts, then put their arms through the loops. They made it look pretty easy, but I have never tried it.





'Girls aren't allowed to fart, they are supposed to smell all nice, and be sexy' - Shane McConkey, creator of the PMS Open.
May 7 2003 1:19AM
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hUcKbUnNi3
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wow sara, lol be careful who you say yes to next time!


Freezy - you inspire me to become a better person.....lol
May 7 2003 1:58AM
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J-Ho
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Two things for Sara... 1) Get some of your guy friends to kick his ass or just slap him fucking hard (its funny) 2) How did you show your frind what masturbation was, was it hands on?
dodgeball and nuts = a few guys on the floor crying and many laughing

skiing or sex... good question????
May 7 2003 5:32PM
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Lateralis
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sometimes i masturbate with my left hand because it feels like someone else is doing it

President of the OTC!
Everybody, Lateralis drinks alcohol and smokes marijuana cigarettes. You're burned now, Lateralis! - halo

'ive been shavin since i was in 5th grade, yea the girls made fun of me then, but now they grovel at my feet just to pet me' - Alex aka Ds91260

May 7 2003 5:33PM
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petek
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man, i call that harassment. But the guy pbly doesnt know better, so you better have a talk with him, for the very least.




'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party and OTC
May 7 2003 5:40PM
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221
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yeah dont worry about hurting his feelings. hurting other peoples feelings is fun. I have dumped 2 girls on valentines day. I suddenly decided that day i didnt want to go out with this chick anymore so I pitched her roses out the window and went for wings with my single friends. It was a raging snowstorm and she thought i got in an accident and drove up and down the highway and called all the hospitals in town. i then proceeded to ruin her next 3 relationships by making out with her then telling her boyfriend. and thats just the tip of the iceburg.

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'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

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May 7 2003 5:44PM
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petek
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Youthinasia, this is a chik/lady. Women dont have the same feelings towards assholes as we do, because they believe they must have a good personality toward everybody.




'what can we do to stop this war?'
'Leagalize PORN'
'Its allready legal'
'Not the kind i like'
Proud member of the official NS Ogre team, and NS communist party and OTC
May 7 2003 5:46PM
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221
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oh yeah. with guys you gotta spell it out plain. if he dosnt listen then you just kick him in the berries.

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'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

Save Fortress Mountain!!! Ask me how!!
May 7 2003 5:48PM
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221
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when a girl says 'get lost jerk' and kicks me in the marbs, i know its over. the ball kicking gives guys closure.

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'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

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May 7 2003 5:49PM
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SaraJ
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ahaha...I couldn't do that to him. He'd probably think that I wanted to do him or something. He's pretty dumb in that way.

But as a serious question...if a girl say 'I just want you to leave me alone!' what are you thinking she really means? Cause when I said that he tried 'comforting' me.

-Sara

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