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So i got this roomate...

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mntelebumper

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Insane

thats super huge into the party scene here at school. but hes so big into it that he hasnt slept in the room for going on two weeks now. which there is nothing wrong with. my question to you newschoolers is. should i start packing his shit into boxes one item a day, so when he flunks out hes packed to go home or not? would this be a jerk move, or pure genius? seeing as my room is like having a single with some random persons shit in it.

Oct 3 2006 12:27AM

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dbstar

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whats funny is that your roommate is the one going out and doing cool things while he is clearly telling all his cool friends what a faggot you are, because you really are clearly a fucking cocksucker, yuo to skieerman you guys are fags.

Oct 10 2006 3:13PM

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skiierman

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Oh Jesusth! If only if I took you seriousthly!

Oct 10 2006 3:24PM

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mntelebumper

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see the thing is i am out doing things. im hardly ever in my room. i just dont come in at 3am making a ruckus and nocking shit over like an ass.

Oct 10 2006 5:57PM

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mntelebumper

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well its been a while since my last update. i was a sleeping soundly the other night, when below me i hear a sound. a sound kinda like a boot stuck in mud but wetter. I drop my head below the loft and take a looksy. there going at it doggy style. for a couple of minneutes when they finally notice me watching. and I'm all like "don't stop the show, i was about to make some popcorn" They both grabbed some clothes and bolted out of the room. i haven't seen my roommate in a couple of days now.

Oct 24 2006 11:26AM

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J.D.

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Well that's a little creepy, but at least you played it off with some style.

Oct 24 2006 11:29AM

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Ghst

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No Life

Hahaha "don't stop the show!"

Oct 24 2006 11:34AM

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windhamskibum

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yea agreed, little on the freakish side, but nice way to put some flavor into it

Oct 24 2006 11:42AM

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Silister

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Ahaha Oh god, that's solid.

Oct 24 2006 1:36PM

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Rez4frederick

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No Life

hahaha werts

Oct 24 2006 1:39PM

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Collgan

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Ridiculous

you should have asked to join in

Oct 24 2006 2:23PM

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mntelebumper

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no dude, she was rather... well i don't know, if she had a bag over her head maybe...

Oct 24 2006 2:26PM

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Collgan

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it would have been great though. freaked them right the fuck out.

Oct 24 2006 2:29PM

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mntelebumper

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meh they pretty much freaked out anyway.

Oct 24 2006 2:31PM

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JFerg

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as soon as i read, "like a boot stuck in mud" i knew they were hitting it from behind. that's a very distinctive noise when there is no mud around.

Oct 24 2006 2:33PM

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mntelebumper

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yes its a rather disturbing noise to listen to when you are sleeping in the bed above. but i think i came out with the upper hand.

Oct 24 2006 2:35PM

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MADr.

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its funny that we get your side of the story because your the one who posts this shit on the internet while your roomate is complaining about your boring ass to real people.

Oct 24 2006 2:48PM

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mntelebumper

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All Right ladies and gents i got a new update for you. i was talking to my roommate and he is going to prison after this semester. apparently he was caught with and ounce and a half of crack before school started. the courts decided to delay his sentence so he could get a semester of school under him. he will be in prison for about 4-5 months.

Nov 16 2006 10:38AM

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snowbird4life

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ummm def wasnt an ounce and a half then brotha bear.

Nov 16 2006 11:07AM

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Pritch

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yeee pack that shit up and kick his ass out

Nov 16 2006 11:11AM

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mntelebumper

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so its been a while but my roomate went home on friday because he had some court hearings, he was suspose to be back sunday night and yea isnt back yet.

Jan 22 2007 11:53PM

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