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Dr Suess rhymes

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WIfreeskier
Posts: 8125 - Karma: 65
ok, everyone post your best Dr. Suess style rhyme that you can think of. 2 sentence limit though.
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-I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die

HIGH NORTH SESSION 2!
Apr 30 2003 7:48PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
you think you got class,come here and toss your sweet little ass


'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
Apr 30 2003 7:49PM
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K_2
Posts: 1446 - Karma: 11
I won't eat them in a ... I won't eat green eggs and ham!
Duffman: That's a mug you don't want to chug! Ohhhh nooooo! (pelvic thrust while dancing)
Apr 30 2003 7:50PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
The cow said mooo. the cow was blue.
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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
Im Scared
When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man
Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

Apr 30 2003 7:50PM
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Jackpot
Posts: 4243 - Karma: 136
dynarider's pen is small

RES

Serious Biznass for Serious People
Apr 30 2003 7:51PM
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WIfreeskier
Posts: 8125 - Karma: 65
i burn this bowl like a champ, as get ready to jump on the tramp.
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-I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die

HIGH NORTH SESSION 2!
Apr 30 2003 8:00PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
i fucked that fox, in a box, i fucked her in the rain, and in a train. i will fuck her yes i will. i will fuck her against her will.
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Official Co-leader of the Communist party of Newschoolers
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Work Pays off later, Laziness pays off now :D
If you cant say Fu** at least 10 times in one sentence, you must not really be upset.
Im Scared
When your going big mountain, off da cliffs, you gotta briing your first aid, your shovel, your water, your food, your helmet, your radio, all your safety gear, cuz diing aint livin man
Doug- FUck, that kid had no style, he wasnt even as high as my left testicle.

Apr 30 2003 8:01PM
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Jailbait
Posts: 349 - Karma: 10
green eggs and ham is gold

ya i just found out today that Dr Suess was banned from the school board, apparently it gives children the impression that all the characters are on drugs...wtf?!

*Look in my eyes...Im jaded now..Whatever that means...*
Apr 30 2003 10:48PM
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srwinnsuco
Posts: 2943 - Karma: 1,472
the one with the dudes with stars on there belly's that like buttered bread different ways
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Apr 30 2003 11:50PM
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rebel
Posts: 5198 - Karma: 22
A bitch box battle in a bitch battle box is a bitch box battle box... one that I would like to watch.
(From Fox in Sox - 'A tweedle beatle battle in a tweedle beatle bottle is a tweedle beatle bottle battle')
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May 1 2003 3:44AM
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WIfreeskier
Posts: 8125 - Karma: 65
nice /\
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-I don't trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn't die

HIGH NORTH SESSION 2!
May 1 2003 1:18PM
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Lateralis
Posts: 1228 - Karma: 332
he is definetly on drugs,


'Little girls are a farmers dream..... Flat land and no bush.'
May 1 2003 1:26PM
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KaMiKaZe_00
Posts: 552 - Karma: 10
heh heh sam i am ..i am sam....i dont know how the hell i remmeber that stuff

Offical Member of the NS SHAGS

Parents: So, what did u learn in school today?
Me: I learned how to make joints.
Parents: Oh...
(Ten Minutes Later)
Me: In Shop
Parents: **Still worried**

Bones Heal - Go Crazy


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May 1 2003 3:47PM
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