I just dont get girls. my girlfriend got pissed at me when I asked her to give me head while I beat the final level of Super Mario Brothers 3.
and then they get all mad when were having sex and they ask me dumb ass questions like "are you in yet" when its obvious that im done and trying to get some sleep in.
then some of them have the nerve to be pissed when I invite them to dinner and order a side salad for them while I take the steak. first off im paying so I get the steak and second of all im just watching out for their weight. they should thank me with a blowjob while I eat my desert.
im just kidding