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Ski porn review.

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one-love
Posts: 825 - Karma: 15
umm basically the typical poorboyz movie: rad skiing, lame music.
highlights include andy killin the switch scene in the bc, peps part in the bonus, sammys part in the bonus, tj shiller pipe skills and nose butter corks, really good follow cams,mp reping strong for the vaginas, chris pencil steeze b switch in the bc, and dorian stepping up for the old dudes.
worth the buck maybe, watch before u buy
Sep 9 2006 4:28AM
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tjski
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i want to see it.
Sep 18 2006 10:37PM
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dwalk
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agreed, sammy's seg pretty much owned
Sep 18 2006 10:59PM
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knotbox
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wow...if it wasnt for pep, chris and andy, skiing would be the most ridiculously gayest shit out. Those guys are keepin skiing bareable from all you stupid rollblading eastcoasters...everyone who is saying anything bad about this movie and anyone in it should go shove a copy of LSS up their ass...while your at it do the same with bermans interlaced footage and his camera JIB. because the east coast and everyone from thoier sucks and always will.
Sep 19 2006 3:12AM
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7X
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fuck you man, you dont know what your talking about
Sep 19 2006 6:56AM
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PEJibber31
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First of all you havent even seen lss yet so shut the fuck up. Second, you're a moron. Im curious if you even saw this movie...
Sep 19 2006 12:04PM
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five0
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yeah i ranted on and on about sammys segment i loved it
Sep 19 2006 12:22PM
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stevel
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dude shut the fuck u will never be good enough for the east coast
Sep 19 2006 4:33PM
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JoshB
Posts: 688 - Karma: 409
Someone didn't take their Xanax today!
Sep 19 2006 4:44PM
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dom_uk
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retard.
Sep 19 2006 4:55PM
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ZavierV
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All in all the movie was good. Like what was said previously, typical poorboyz movie.

I don't know why everyone was hatin' on the music. Sammy's segment with "out of the box" was so ill, I had to watch it many times over.

Tj Schiller's part was increadible same with Mahre's although it was too short for my liking. Julien Reigner's segment was intended to be a joke- I think...

The rest of the skiers, Pep, Jp, Jon and Candid had solid parts, Pep's being exponentially better than last year's in War.
Again, I thought the movie was amazing. Can't wait for the rest of 'em.
Sep 19 2006 6:31PM
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BigRodRiley
Posts: 1265 - Karma: 36
wtf? the east coast owns you
Sep 19 2006 6:46PM
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Alkyy
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so simon, jp, and everyone else from the east sucks?  Sorry to tell you but sure we dont have the best mtns around but we get by and have some of the best riders around.  Just because we cant ride pow all the time doesnt mean anything.


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Sep 19 2006 7:26PM
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PEJibber31
Posts: 358 - Karma: 11
not to mention rainville, who seems to be a newschoolers favorite...
Sep 19 2006 8:28PM
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ptownshredder
Posts: 184 - Karma: 29
i'm stoked to watch it
Sep 19 2006 9:28PM
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dylansiggers
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i received my copy last week. this is the first ski movie i've ever seen aside from w. millers films. it seems most people think his movies suck. maybe im just too old or un-steezy, i think the warrens ive seen are better than ski porn. i thought ski porn was ok, but im at the point that if you've seen one 19 year old throwing a 5, 7, etc you've seen them all. to that end the movie was like porn. just tricks thrown together. the movie had no soul, no story (even occasion banter from the athletes is decent in ski film- the JP stuff was the best & seth's segments should of been waaay expanded, simon's were disappointing cause we know how capable he is of going off the chart). i think im gonna try the TGR camp, the big mountain shit is more to my liking anyway. the tangerine dream trailer always resonated with me. just my opinion.



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Sep 19 2006 10:01PM
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stevel
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^^ if u want some meaning get show and prove
Sep 19 2006 10:17PM
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Grimace.
Posts: 8345 - Karma: 25
i dont roller blade and i live on the east coast. why so much hate for the ec and berman?
Sep 19 2006 11:04PM
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theoz
Posts: 2379 - Karma: 128
Whats better this movie or Candides movie?
Sep 20 2006 4:08AM
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dweezileast
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jp's seg was ridiculous for someone his age
Sep 20 2006 7:46AM
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knotbox
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I tok my Xanax directly after making that comment..oh and also i would like to add i dont hate you berman or level 1 for that matter infatc i enjoy your movies i thought the shanghai intro was fantastic...hoever i also enjoy the reactions of NS kids when you hate on things they like..sorry im kinda sacrificing kinda like cutting off you own nose to spite somone...yeah but its hilarious so keep being yourselves east coast kids you bring me and 1000's of others hours of entertainment..oh adn add i will be purchasing LSS so whether or not i diss on it you will still be gettin you bank from me...
Sep 21 2006 4:55AM
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seemeski
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Wow. I couldn't agree more. Those eastcoasters suck butt.

Sep 22 2006 10:43PM
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DDrem.
Posts: 3552 - Karma: 24
it was a let down after war, but was still a pretty good movie. it needed to be watched more that once to reall enjoy it. andres hatviet part was like that!, and peter olenik was killin it. nothing else really stood out. the editing was alot like teddy bear crisis, and it was less fun and more serious than war. the soundtrack also did me no justice, except for swollen members. up 1.2.1 was much bettter i think, just cuz it was fun to watch.
Sep 22 2006 11:08PM
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SteezePatrol
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sorry they didn't load up in our chevrolet tahoe or whatever the fuck they drive and head over to chili to sample the country life and get some nice, clean cuts in.
Sep 22 2006 11:12PM
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snocompton
Posts: 2014 - Karma: 267
i think the sound track was dope. so was the movie.
Sep 23 2006 2:32AM
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forfun
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how could u like any of the songs except for Swollen and DL
Sep 23 2006 2:40AM
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jayamait
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there were some iffy songs i would say.
Sep 23 2006 9:01AM
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GotamaBCshredder
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um this woman has her head on straight. Knotbox don't know whats up/
Sep 23 2006 10:54AM
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ski8990
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The soundtrack wsnt awful, but it wasnt really my taste. I liked andy's song. And I thought the songs for JP werent songs I would listen to on my own but really worked well. I have to say I was a little disappointed with peps part. It was soo short and there were only a few shots taht really blew me away. Andy on the other hand...holy shit those last two shots were so ridiculous! the whole seg was really, but those last two shots I had to rewind a few times to understand that my eyes were not lying to me
Sep 23 2006 11:19AM
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dweezileast
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andy's segment was mind blowing. his control of every aspect of skiing is a skill that is encompassed in no other skier, save maybe pep
Sep 23 2006 11:40AM
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j.eriksen
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ski porn=lame music, and sick skiing... i cant understand why decesare put so lame music in it... ski porn should have more funky shit, maybe some 70`s and 80`s... Mind the gap was nice, and pete olenick has a pimp seg...
Sep 23 2006 11:59AM
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faux_real
Posts: 984 - Karma: 250
someone's got a knot in their box.
Sep 23 2006 12:21PM
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-benedetto
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 1,359
i bet you wouldn't come to creek and say fuck the east coast


not saying we're hardcore g's or some tough punk kids

i just don't think you would



and by the way you would probably leave with my pole stuck in your arm
Sep 23 2006 7:12PM
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poofartpee
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i thought it was one of those movies that the more u watch it the better it seems to get, like the first time i saw it i was like "what ever" then the second time i thought it was rad but i thought andys and chris's segments lacked compared to last years
Sep 23 2006 7:34PM
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blakroc
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knotbox, the sickest badest mutha fuckas come outa the east

im the beast form the east bitch
Sep 23 2006 11:45PM
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max.
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wow you fuckin tool. Im pretty sure its safe to say that thats the gayest and dumbist comment Ive ever seen on NS. If skiing is "the most ridiculously gayest shit out" then why are you spending your time on a skiing website. wow your a dumbass.
Sep 24 2006 5:43PM
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Geoff.
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Knotbox you seem to be quite the fag. do something with your life other than hate on snowboarders and the east coast
Sep 24 2006 5:55PM
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.makuma.
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knotbox, if u hav shit to say strap on a mother fucking sack and get your white ass out here. also, why the fuck would you be on a skiing website if your gonna shit on everybody who skis. you are the biggest fucking poon on this site, so quit being such a little bitch, get off the fuckin site, and get your fuckin act together and learn to ski straight. and what the fuck do you have against the east coast. the east is where it happens. finally, what the fuck is with the name knotbox. its like another name for a pussy. stick that up your ass and suck it
Sep 24 2006 6:45PM
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Skwirl
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I liked this movie. I'm so sick of people complaining about how ski movies need to show more of a story or whatever. You are watching a fucking ski movie, it isn't supposed to change the way you look at life. All I want from a ski movie is for it to get me psyched on skiing and show me a couple things to try this season. If you still want a movie with a plot that shows the "soul" of skiing, go watch immersion and you will realize that some parts of skiing are best left unsaid. If you want to experience the soul of skiing, get of your couch and go find some snow.
Sep 24 2006 7:29PM
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knotbox
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hook, line and sinker.
Sep 25 2006 11:29PM
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keasbynights
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go fuck yourself. how can you rag on people like JP and Crichton?? Get off this site, because it is pretty pathetic to see someone just go on a site to smack talk. Obviously you've got a pretty exciting life huh chief. Do everyone a favor and stop jerking off to Condoleeza Rice and get the hell out of here....OWNED
Sep 26 2006 12:25AM
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knotbox
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straight to the heart...
Sep 26 2006 4:58AM
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-+Siver+-
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i hope it is good
Sep 26 2006 8:45AM
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keasbynights
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haha gracias gracias
Sep 26 2006 9:08PM
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Matty.
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Ski Porn got me unstoked on skiing if anything, it was worse than I was expecting. Montreal by Sunset Films on the other hand, is one of the best movies I have ever seen, I highly reccomend everyone watches it.
Sep 27 2006 2:34PM
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KeegLove
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i thought it was pretty good as far as the riding goes thats what saved it.
Sep 27 2006 2:40PM
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grambo
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How is Seths seg? Is it the same heli footage as the trip with Tanner in S&P?
Sep 27 2006 3:47PM
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Geoff.
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i wanna see that so bad
Sep 27 2006 5:58PM
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skiP.E.I.
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Shitty, icy conditions on east coast= core skiers that can rip up anything and aren't afraid of crappy snow and weather. The racers here are probably steezier than you, just from watching because our park scene is so huge. So shut up.
Nov 2 2007 7:49PM
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