Hell yeah Matt busted his neck, but he can still roll 'em like a fool. And that whole money deal from the mountain, shit, it's been a spending spree out here, Matt has been buying us sushi everyday. He just got a new car too. His neck is busted, but he'll be out of the hopital soon.. he is wearing a head cage.
okay...obviously most people on ns arent using their brains to their full potential. If you are paralysed then YOU CANT DRIVE, so why would you buy a new car. And if he has a head cage then he isnt paralysed because people that are paralysed dont go around in head cages, they have wheel chairs and people to push them around. So i would bet he broke his neck and didnt get paralysed.
'save the trees, wipe your ass with an owl!'
'Micheal Jackson was born a black man and will die a white woman'
'how many snowboarders does it take to screw in a ghtbulb?..............10, 1 to do it, 9 to say that they can do that.'
i'm guessing masterbating accident. yea, definitly a masterbating accident.
good quotes from Donny Darko
Donnie: You are such a fuckass!
Elizabeth: Did you just call me a fuckass? You can go suck a fuck!!
Donnie: Oh really, and how does one suck a fuck?
Donnie: First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?
yes thankyou for pointing out the obviuos that any retard should know littlefreerider, spell paralzyed right and i might have sent you a cookie
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'Hey look, it's a Zamboni.' My not so intelligent friend after he saw the Loon Gondola
christopher still has sex very frequently with his wife,she got interviewed by like barabare walters or sumthin and she asked them that,its better than before too,they just had to find new ways to do it,but the question im asking myself is,since hes a quad and has feeling,would that mean he could just lay there and go on for hours and hours and days withou cummin since he cant feel nothing
'Now, I'm lubing up the little toy car so, I can put it in my bum' - Ryan Dunn
that mother fucker, he's rocking my senate beanie in that picture....it just so happened to disapear around the time he left wisco last fall. Just liike the disapearing money from mammoth! it's all coming together!
Yeah, At least DMB is using that money to pay me back for the Boyne Spring board meeting for the last two years... It was hard to bring him back to wisconsin... I used the Chuck Griswald way... Braced his neck with a couple broken poles and strapped him to the roof of ryans corsica on the rocking chair we found.... We found that the wind resistance was less when we put the plastic bag over him.
Even Speed Racer and his Incredible Mach 5 cannot destroy my Cobra Snake Style---Me
You should have seen the nappy ass ho brogan stuck it in this winter. He was pullin off pussy scabs with his teeth for sure. When confronted about the situation, brogan said she raped him. I thought it wasnt called rape if you liked it.
and btw - looks like everyone at canyon is narrowing it down to you brogan. Have fun in jail, cause you wont like the rape going on in there!
'I should put my camera on a tripod - its easier to drink beer that way' - dirty steve