godamn asians speaking their chingchangity you cant understand what youre saying go back to china, white power
godamn immigrants speaking that godamn spangilia they should learn our great american language, the bible was written in english, if you open up a bible a gotdamn enchilada dont fall out
"pee on the zombies, because not even zombies want pee all over them" - ktwofreeskier
"Never before in my time at the bar or on the bench have I ever had to deal with somebody who voluntarily allowed himself to be buggered by a dog on the public highway. Frankly it is beyond most of our comprehension" - British Judge
The first rule of fight club is you don't talk about fight club.
The second rule of fight club is you don't talk about fight club.
The third rule of fight club is two men to a fight.
The fourth rule of fight club is one fight at a time.
The fifth rule of fight club is no shoes, no shirts in the fight.
The sixth rule of fight club is the fights go on as long as they have to.