I just got out of the woods for the first time in 59 days... I dont even know w here to begin. Im in this fancy hotel lobby drinking lattes and enjoying all these great modern things like computers and lights and expresso makers. We had to hike over 200 miles in all with a pack and 1000 pound metal wheeled mormon cart. I brought some fatty blunts with me for the journy the first day but I got strip searched and it fell from under my sac so I got arrested and detained since apparently Utah is mad strict about stupid stuff. Then they put me in a truck and drove me and this kid an hour out in the middle of no ware. Took away all my clothes and gave me the same shit that every kid has to wear. We had to sit in silence 100 feet back from the camp fire for 3 full days, all day, with only penuts and fucking raisons. Once i was in the group i Had to make a fire out of sage wood and a rock everyday or they wouldnt let me eat. They took away my pants and shoes at night and made you call your name every 10 secods whever you go out of site. Im tripping out trying to use this computer it hurts my eyes so bad.
2 and a half weeks into it I lost it and stole some iodine for water, made an escape pack and ran for it in the desert foothills but after 8 miles i was hunted down by a pack of ATVs and german shepards so my time w as just extended to 8 weeks and they made me sit on a tarp with no shoes from sunrise to sunset for 3 full days just crying to myself wishing i was home. Every single day is the same you wake up, eat some tasteless oats for breakfast then take down your shelter, pack up, hike all day until your about to pass out, set up new shelters, do chores, eat dinner, have groups then repeat. Couple weeks later me and some kids ate some wild mushrooms and some kid snitched on me so I got put on Seperates again and had to sit in the same spot for 4 days and only eat penuts. The worst day of all we had to hike 16 miles with 60+ pound packs with hail so big it was like getting hit by paintballs and only had cow pond water to drink. It was definatly the worst experience of my life and I will never go into nature again except to ski or some tropical islands . For $500 a day they could at least give me my own flashlight. I met this really hot coke d out very rich girl who was pretty chill in graduation. Her dads buying her a new pony.
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ar5 is back!!! wohoo. Seems like a crazy nazi camp, damn man, atleast you tried to escape once. i wouldave done it everyday
that happened to our family merc...blew out a piston - felt like a fucking full body massage...car was vibrating like a fucking dildo...not that i would know how that feels...err.. ---- tweaks_rock_me
welcome back to civilization man.
holy shit dude thats intense. i cant believe you got chased down by atv's and german shepards. i would have tried to escape so many times. i would just come back from that soo pissed off that i would end up being worse.