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My Last Stand

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skiierman
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Tonight I was informned about one of the greatest pirate gatherings ever to take place on the east coast. As a ninja I felt as if it is my duty to infiltrate and pwn all n00bz. I will be going in alone as I'm the only surviving ninja of this area, but let it be known that I will take down and silently kill as many pirates as possible for all ninja kind. They will not win! I will PWN! Wish me luck brothers.
Aug 11 2006 10:18AM
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soulskier
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good luck
how do you plan on doing it, starting with a silent kill, and then facing them all at once
or taking them all out stealthily
Aug 11 2006 10:31AM
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KEVTRON
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hhah that soounds like a good plan? you should do it v for vandetta style and get shot at like 9875198 times and then just get up and start throwin ninja stars and knifes at people...make sure you get it on video.
Aug 11 2006 10:38AM
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wdbo.
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good luck
Aug 11 2006 12:12PM
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zepscratch
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go ninjas!
Aug 11 2006 12:42PM
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wdbo.
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what kinda weapons are you rockin?
Aug 11 2006 12:45PM
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Jake...
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yeah do tell do tell do tell do telll
Aug 11 2006 1:08PM
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skiierman
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The house is designed so that I'm going to kill as many as I can without being detected, then in the barn there is only one way in, so there I will charge all out until every single one is dead. The only weapons I'll have is three ninja stars and my sword I stole off of Davey Jones' dead body after I killed him and his crew. This will be the night...
Aug 11 2006 1:11PM
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skiierman
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I'm sorry Caleb, I just... you just never called me after that night and I figured we where done... I'm sorry if I knew I would have.
Aug 11 2006 1:39PM
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skiierman
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If I survive tonight, I swear to you that we will make plans. I want to make it up to you, I'm sorry!
Aug 11 2006 1:50PM
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ninjea
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the cool thing about ninjas is that they can vanish into a cloud of white smoke.


those pirates don't stand a chance.

but according to pastafarian belief, pirates were actually good people and buy killing them your only gonna increase global warming.
Aug 11 2006 1:54PM
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timmi
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dont forget to dry clean your ninja suit. gotta look good.
Aug 11 2006 2:29PM
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Badfish2
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man, bad idea.  The pirates run the dry cleaners on the east coast.  If they get wind of a ninja gettin' spiffed up, they'll blow his cover!
Aug 11 2006 2:38PM
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wdbo.
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wow sounds like pirates are taking over the east, they got the drycleaners? last i heard they had the radioshacks too
Aug 11 2006 3:56PM
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Alexander_Keith
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Bastards took over and renamed it The source by Circuit City
Aug 11 2006 4:27PM
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wdbo.
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mutherfuckers
Aug 11 2006 4:33PM
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ski_cartel
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thats why he has to take them down from the heart of their black market trade ring. That will stop their cash flow so they wont be able to buy any more buisness's. If he can manage to aclomplish this feat he will have taken out the higher powers of the east coast pirate ring.
Good luck ninja brother 
Aug 11 2006 4:33PM
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KillerMonkey
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Im pretty sure NS has some pirate spies so you're screwed and also its rumored the NS alien is helping the pirates out. Better get some back up.

Aug 11 2006 5:26PM
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skiierman
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I barely made it out alive... picture and video comes out soon. Also while I was making my way through the crowds of pirates, I found a video on a pirate's dead body. The video is just... unreal. I mean it was the battle of all battles between pirates and ninjas. The bloodshed, the fallen... have you ever seen a ninja cry? Of course you haven't because you'd be at the edge of the ninja's sword a second later. Take my word for it, it was the closest I've ever come to crying, but turned it into rage and killed 12 other pirates before flying out the window for my life.
Aug 12 2006 6:28PM
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Holte
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Holy shit skiierman!! Glad you made it out. The video better live up to the out-of-control hype surrounding it.
Aug 12 2006 6:43PM
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skiierman
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^ The video I found is a historical document recording the largest battle between ninjas and pirates ever captured.
Aug 12 2006 6:44PM
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BurgRider
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wtf???
Aug 12 2006 8:44PM
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soycapitan2
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haha, funny thread
Aug 12 2006 8:51PM
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CooksCorner
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But more confusing than Allen Greenspan skiing backwards down a blackhole made of laffer curves.
Aug 12 2006 9:52PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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the word in the underground is that a couple pirates escaped. dude, watch your back...
Aug 12 2006 10:10PM
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freestyle_kyle
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man, you deff shouldve talked to caleb. then u wouldve had some jedi backup
Aug 12 2006 10:33PM
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mothaeast
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No, not more confusing, but pretty close.
Aug 12 2006 10:56PM
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soulskier
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next mission:go to a movie theatres and destroy all the film reels of pirates of the caribbean
Aug 12 2006 11:55PM
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ski_cartel
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i accept this mission, but i will keep one real for personal use
Aug 13 2006 12:14AM
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soulskier
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yes, we must study, and learn hhow to thwart their primitive, yet somewhat effective tactics
Aug 13 2006 12:17AM
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p-a
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i'm calling both you guys out

jedi vs ninja vs turtle
Aug 13 2006 12:35AM
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soulskier
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turtles are worthless ,unless they are trained by a mutant rat
Aug 13 2006 1:39AM
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skiierman
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Dude don't push me. It'll just be a thing of smoke with a cloud of your bloody mist exploding outward.
Aug 13 2006 10:48AM
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skiierman
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Can you fly?
Check mate, padawan.
Aug 13 2006 10:57AM
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skiierman
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Ninjas and Jedi have been working together for years as part of the Yarkanian Truce Agreement. I know all your moves and you know all of mine. This will end the both of us, don't step fool.
Aug 13 2006 11:01AM
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1990
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i call all of you out. because i'm the fucking master when it comes to sword fight!
Aug 13 2006 11:02AM
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skiierman
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Sounds good, I'm in the mood for Italian. Don't try to find me, I'll find you. ;) See you tonight.
Aug 13 2006 11:18AM
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freestyle_kyle
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well im glad we got that cleared up then
Aug 13 2006 7:07PM
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wdbo.
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that was a very effective kiss and make up situation
Aug 13 2006 7:12PM
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Badfish2
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I think i may have located some of the secret footage
Click for larger image
Aug 13 2006 11:15PM
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skiierman
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Yes that would be video of me on the way to the pirate gathering... how'd you get that video?

Oh and Caleb, it wouldn't have been as great without you. You sure do know how to use that light saber. :)
Aug 13 2006 11:32PM
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awsomecoolguy
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go pirates
Aug 14 2006 12:06AM
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