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World's new best pickup line
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you: you know.. a whale has the 2nd largest penis in the world.
her: wait... what's the biggest?
you: me. -ian
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hmm i can see a swift kick in the nuts in your future...unless there drunk and ask u to prove it
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Are you a farmer? Cause you sure know how to raise a cock.
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you:hey, how bout a pizza and a fuck?
her: SLAP
you: what?!!....you don't like pizza?
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foodisfun: (Walks up to girl with cell phone to his ear) Excuse me ma'am.
Smokin hot chick: Yea?
foodisfun: Umm God's on the phone, and he said he wants his angel back.
Smokin hot chick: Let's go skiing in Chile and make passionate love all night.
foodisfun: Sorry, I kinda have to watch Boy Meets World at 2 and 2:30. Maybe some other time.
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hahah thats so funny...boy meets world
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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. boy meets world haha...of all shows..
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You guys don't even know.
I promise if this doesn't get a girl to laugh, you are just a loser and did it wrong.
"Hey sweet thang, can I buy you a fish sandwhich?"
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yes, boy meets world, i think its on abc family about this time of day..................yup, they think moms cheatin on dad whiile dads at a meeting and moms "bowling", but it think the mom and dad are just out getting away from the kids
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This works best on punks: You know sex is the worst enemy of the christian government.So when you have sex, that is a protest act against the government.
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hah that made me laughf or some reason
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fish sandwich line is infalible
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Lets go have sex in my car.
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haha your a girl.
no but really the fish sandwich always works
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me: 'hey i'm chris, what's your name?'
her: 'Hi i'm..' (animal-like insticts take control and i force her to be obiedient) '..so fucking you'
me: 'are you clean & on birth control?'
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hahhaha word. i know exactly what youre talkin about.
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him : wanna go to the lumber yard?
her : why?
him : cause your giving me wood
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I shit in my pants, can I get in yours?
www.linesthataregood.com there is a bunch over there
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hahaha
me: 'oh well. did i say chris? my name is matt harvey.'
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Is there a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see me in them.
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(in a stutteriung, deep muscular voice)
do u fuckin workout and shit?
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i would have to say this one gets me every time. haha
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does this rag smell like chloriform to you?
gets em every time.
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eeeh not that good. now that rag one, that's hilarious. i bet that works every time!
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you:(walk up to hot girl) hey
hot girl: hey whats up
you: my penis
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i read this beer glass that had the 50 top pick up lines, here are my favorites that i remember in no particular order:
-there are 265 bones in the human body, do you want one more?
-can i tickle your belly button from the inside?
-your shirt would look really nice next to my bed
-my cat has lovely fur, can i see yours?
-i have a 6 inch tongue and i can breathe through my ears
-did you grow up on a chicken farm? because you sure know how to raise a cock
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fuck matty b. hes going skiing in chili soon
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pretty sure that was from 50 first dates
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not as much as i love you.
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best line ever...
Can I be your derivative? Cause I want to be tangent to your curves.
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"get on your knees and smile like a donut."
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Hahahaha Have to try that one:D
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YES... you know how its done
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just be like hey baby wanna fuck
and they be like ok.
works every time.
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" ey bay-bee! you working or walkin?"
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