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FUCK YOU UGLY BEST FRIEND
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this is already in ladies men, but id like to share...I ALWAYS get fucked over by the ugly best friend of the hot girl i like...why do the ugly best friends always like me? is it bc im nice to them to try to get to their hot friend? FUCK YOU UGLY GIRL
hot girl: "oh i like you a lot, but you know my friend does so I cant like you"
me: "fuck"
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be nice but not nice all the time make yur intentions clearer.
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so hook up with both of them. Just pretend their's 3 of them if she's fat.
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yeah, that doesnt work, bc then the hot girl finds out and thinks i dont like her .....bullshit....
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you could try being mean to the freind and they might not like you as much. This has seinfeld situation writen all over it.
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you're hangin out with the wrong ugly girls man. The good ones have good best friends that will do you either way.
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tried that, the hot girl got mad bc i was mean to her friend, and she isnt happy when her friend isnt happy, so FUCK that its a lose lose situation.....im soo pissed right now
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haha i'm way to familiar with that situation. i hate it
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hahahaha that made me laugh. soooooo happened to me in like grade 8 50 times over
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im 19 but this isnt the first time its happened to me....i have a history of it ever since like 8th grade
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hahahah
its not always the ugly best friend for me. its always just the ugly annoying chick
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dude...been there, done that.
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i saw the most gorgeous living human being that i've ever had within eyesight today... needless to say i froze and did nothing.
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haha just what I was thinking.
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Ugly Fat Friends suck. Most of us girls don't like them either, I'm telling you. They lie about things and are... ugly and fat.
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Whatever you do, don't punch her in the face. Cause then the hot friend thinks you're an asshole. I know this from experience and this is my story:
I was chillin in the ski lodge, eating a rice ball, when some girl (not ugly, but not hot) does that stupid thing where they take some food and think its "cute." Well, I took my right hand and punched her right in the nose. I wasn't even thinking about it. It was a complete reflex and I felt like 50% guilty cause the hot girls didn't like me, but then again that bitch was trying to eat my rice.
to this day, the hot girls still don't like me. Maybe I should start bathing or something.
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Oh and when I punched her, she bled all over the place and this was during a school ski intensive under the supervision of teachers and my principal. When people touch my food by suprise, I strike.
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dude... it may seem like a curse now... but i was talking to a dude at work today. And he was relating to me how it is funny that when he runs into kids from his highschool, all the ones who were hot seem to have... well let them selves go. And the ones who wernt nearly as appealing... they look stunning with time. They slim down and stuff. So maybe, in the long run... its not such a bad thing.
Ok, so what Im just trying to find a silver lining in the fact that you have no game?
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i wouldnt say its my game thats the problem, because i get BOTH of them to like me, its just that the Hot girl cant bc of the fugly one...nigga please?
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haha are you goin for Jamie or Sarah?
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haha no, but i can see why youd think that...its about somebody totally different, you dont know them...happened last week
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well it pretty much seems like your screwed, definetly should move on to other chicks
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thanks for the advice ha ha, i already have....but it still pisses me off that it happens to me a lot
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Replying to the quote in the first post which some how i cant *quote reply*
wow that sucks...that is just so depressing specially if the hot girl likes you, like in this citiuation...you should just tell the hot girl that you like her and that you have never had feelings for the fat chick (i am assuming shes fat).
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yah i think you should be approaching these situations differently, if this happens to you alot, be an ass the fat girl probablly started liking you because she thought you were nice.
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act like you don;t know the fugly one likes you and ask her about the hot and if she likes you. she'll get the idea.
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yeah hot girls with ugly friends aren;t the type you want. go for hot girls with with hot friends-that way no matter who you or your buddy might end up with they're hot!
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2 fives equal a 10, so in that same concept an eight and a two also equal a ten go to town. but ten to one says the ugly girl gives better head, cause she got to work for it.
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welllll.. how ugly are we talkin here?
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What you need is a good quality wing-man to help distract Mother Hen!
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hahahah great story i could imagine it now.......
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tell the fat one off...thats the only way. just say to fatty that i like the hot one, and im sorry that you like me, but i have no feelings for you in that way. if you would please get outta the picture and stop being GREEDY (THAT IS KEY!) then 2 people that like eachother can get on with their lives and have a good time.
if she knows that shes being a greedy asshole and keeping 2 people that like eachother apart, then shell step outta the picture. if she doesnt, her hot friend will ditch her because shes not a good friend
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oh shit son! brilliant....im gonna call her a greedy bitch....yesssssss
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Tell the hot one what you think, then tell the fat one you're going on a business trip to Czechoslovakia
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I am the godfather of that situation. Fuck girls altogether, fuck humans actually.
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duff!
(designated ugly fat friend) for those who dont know.
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so true...every group of girls has one
they just keep her around to feel better about themselves
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Damn that sucks dude. That happened to me when I went to a club and you see the two hot girls dancing and right as you walk up to ask them to dance you see that fat bitch standing literally 2 ft. away doing nothing but looking around and sipping on a drink. Fuck that, I just walked away and when my friends asked me what was wrong all I could reply with was, "Ugly and fat friend..."
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why doesnt the ugly girl just say she cant like you because the hot one does. doesnt she realize that she is inferior
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this ahppend to me like a couple months ago, the girl after like 2 months finally decided she didnt care what her friend thought and by that time i fadding and then to make me give up she said she didnt want to go out untill i got back from my trip, whihc was at the time over a month away. so i decided if she doesnt want me now she doesnt get me and i ahvnt talekd to her since. its been like 2 weeks and i havnt talked to her at all.
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almost happened to me but she was short so i started calling her a midget. the hot girl thought it was hallarious and she was affended;)
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yeah that happens a lot and it sucks. but you can turn it all into a nice game of hog with your friends?
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hahaha^ good old dane cook
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nobody knows. well i dont
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Just kick the ulgy one in the ovaries and bone the hot one. Problem solved.
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the hot one thinks you're on the ugly ones level, that's gonna have to change, tell th ehot one that you're interested in her hot ass not the chunky one
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god I hate that shit too.
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who talks to the ugly one? i think that's your first mistake. never leave yourself to a one on one with the ugly one. say you need a beer, try to run and have a shot with your friend os something. i gotta piss, i need to shit, wow im hungry, oh i forogt to call my mom. anything but a vibe that makes the ugly, desparate one feel like you're interested. fuck the girls friends. you're gonna be fucking her, not them. then again i'm a complete asshole. if you're an emo kid and can't comprehend that there are more women in this world than men, well you might have a problem with my philosophy.
practice makes perfect, there are plenty of hot women out there and plenty of dumb ass guys to make you look better (sometimes you're on this end too, it's a cycle).
all that really matters is that one of your crew is pounding the hot one. it's a group effort. wingman should be hitting on the ugly to defend against this sort of situation.
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