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BLAKE is HOME ALONE

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*SURFACE
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Blake is off to L.A. to become friends with that young kid from Home Alone...

Good frickin' luck!
Jul 26 2006 4:12PM
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aznpcskier
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i saw what he looks like today all grown up...very creepy and I felt as though he where a pedofile
Jul 26 2006 6:52PM
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Arabian.
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Pedophile with a Pedosmile. Good luck with the rapeage BLake!
Jul 26 2006 7:48PM
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the_zissou
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thanks guys. so far he is playing it cool. being all nice and friendly. i'm gaining his trust and he's treating me well. he mentioned he enjoyed my company so much and admired me so much that he wanted to take me on a ride is his new van. he's really excited about it. he got a great deal on it and it has an added bonus of no windows in the back. its almost like a big cage on the back on a car. a fun cage he called it. but it sounds fun to me. i think he mentioned something about ice cream being in there too!
i like this mac guy. he lets me call him mac, thats what his friends call him.
i'll let you know how the car is...
Jul 27 2006 12:42AM
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SKlAN
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good luck! I hear ice cream makes your butt soar
Jul 27 2006 1:03AM
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*SURFACE
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See, I heard opposite Ian...

Maybe Blake will be able to give us some first hand knowledge...


Jul 27 2006 10:18AM
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negativenelly
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Blake is a queer himself...have you seen some of the clothing he wears??

What a homo.
Jul 27 2006 11:19AM
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lalalalaura
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I actually just read a book written by Maccauley Culkin... and it was like, the funniest book i've ever read in my entire life.

Fuck, I'm jealous.
Jul 27 2006 5:50PM
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the_zissou
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sore butts make ice cream??
Jul 28 2006 12:26AM
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Arabian.
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sore butts make chocolate sundae's.

Jul 28 2006 12:38PM
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the_zissou
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anybody ever seen bring it on? jay and silent bob strike back? wrong turn? true lies? buffy the vampire slayer (tv version)?

pop culture quiz. what girl did i take home that has appeared in all of those tv/movies??

winner gets a used sweaty surface tee shirt!
Jul 30 2006 1:06PM
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the_zissou
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the answer must come in picture format. and if there is multiple pictures of her, then the best picture wins. select carefully!

3,2,1, go!...
Jul 30 2006 1:07PM
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the_zissou
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hahaha. stowebum, thanks for the awesome buffy picture, but do your homework.

mmmmm sweaty surface tee shirt...
Jul 30 2006 4:31PM
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aznpcskier
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Jul 30 2006 5:11PM
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aznpcskier
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Eliza dushku ya!
Jul 30 2006 5:12PM
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the_zissou
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bingo!
dakota is the winner.
one sweaty surface tee shirt coming your way!!

give me a couple more days and i'll have some more pop culture quizes coming your way. i have to meet more famous people first...
Jul 30 2006 6:07PM
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offtrail
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she's hot
Jul 31 2006 1:07AM
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the_zissou
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she was in my car. worship me, or i guess worship my car. or worship my parents. they own the car.
Aug 1 2006 1:40AM
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SKlAN
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your the MAN!!
Aug 1 2006 4:22PM
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*SURFACE
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See...this is why!

Blake is teh man/
Aug 1 2006 5:16PM
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levistewart
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so are his parents...must be a hot car
Aug 1 2006 7:55PM
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DinosaurRcool
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blake your parents car is THE CAR! sube love!
Aug 2 2006 2:09PM
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the_zissou
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anybody ever seen revenge of the nerds??
Aug 3 2006 4:48PM
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Giv_Clothing
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which number? I've seen 1 and 2...after that I heard the artistic effort was just not up to par....
Aug 3 2006 4:51PM
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the_zissou
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alright. heres a new one. its a little more difficult, but goes along with my previous question...

this guy was once part of the tri-lam fraternity and his name is the same as my middle name. 1984 was his first film and then 3 more followed up until 1994. he (they) have been in love and have gone to paradise.

good luck! winner gets a used surface beanie. equipped with a few strands of my leftover hair.
Aug 4 2006 3:49PM
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DinosaurRcool
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I need to win that beanie!
Aug 5 2006 12:37AM
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the_zissou
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so did everyone give up or what?? i know its a hard one, but a gross beanie is well worth it.
(dakota i'm sweating as much as possible in that shirt of yours before i give it to you)
alright, i've got another question. this one is more for the baseball fans out there (stowebum).

who is eliza dushkus boyfriend??

he is a 6'5" big ol' southern fella. knows how to throw a mean knuckle ball and tends to have a mid season rough spot.
(pictures required and think about location proximity)
the prize for this is undetermined. i'll let the winner know upon completion. the other question still awaits an answer too!
good luck!
Aug 11 2006 1:10PM
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DinosaurRcool
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if no one answers i get the beanie!
Aug 14 2006 1:50PM
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*SURFACE
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oooh me, me!!

that pitcher for the dodgers!
Aug 14 2006 6:30PM
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nkmo.
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Robert Carradine, played Lewis Skolnik in Revenge of the Nerds

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Aug 14 2006 7:43PM
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Arabian.
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^yeah, but his first film was not in 1984. Plus, Robert Carradine played Gilbert Lowell in Revenge of the Nerds.

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Aug 14 2006 8:20PM
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Arabian.
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nevermind, it was Lewis, but thats beside the point. What's the answer Blake?
Aug 14 2006 8:21PM
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nkmo.
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The first Revenge of the Nerds was released in 1984, and Blake's middle name is Lewis, thats the point.
Aug 14 2006 8:52PM
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Arabian.
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I misread the question. Sorry for the hassle.
Aug 14 2006 10:51PM
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nkmo.
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No hassle man.
Aug 15 2006 1:26AM
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the_zissou
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wyatt, you're always a hassle.

darth vader got it!!! robert carridine. lewis, my middle name. grossed out beanie is coming your way...
this guy is a badass. if you don't know what i'm talking about, go watch revenge of the nerds. only the first, maybe the second, but none of the others.
word out!

next question is still awaiting...
Aug 15 2006 11:42AM
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nkmo.
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Fuck yeah, i've always wanted my very own nasty beenie.
Aug 15 2006 3:59PM
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