Dude... this doesn't need an "official thread". Try the search bar. There are 39059092948472948 threads about this... not to mention an entire cult.
"2002 called, it wants its jump back...and 1999 wants its unshoveled steps."
Cheap Vodka for pre-game - $10
Admission to TKE Party - $5
Getting Cock-Blocked by Carl Krauser... Priceless
There are some things money can't buy, but for everything else (like like a megaphone to scream "fuck you" at the captain of the #9 basketball team in the country after he piss's off the roomate of the chick who's taking you home) there's debit mastercard... accepted at colleges around the country.
fuck the cult and the thread, their good but you dont really need them. How hard is it to build a rectangular frame and screw in a top sheet? fuck you kids these days cant figure anything out for yourself