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FUCKIN COONS!

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djikstra

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there was just a fucking racoon in my garage and my paintball gun was out of co2 and it was not afraid of me... I threw bricks at it and ran right up to it shouting and it didnt do shit it just hid in the corner... wtf should I use next time, i mean if i dont have a filled co2 again? i was completely helpless not even the hose worked. I need to get a rifle... o and I scared it off by using the lawn mower in the garage and I ran over some random chunk of metal sending sparks everywhere.

Jul 19 2006 10:33PM

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Scaredwhiteboy

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He's not very smart. You'll come to terms with that after you interact with him a couple more times.

Jul 5 2013 3:01AM

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JDA

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How did you get them out in the end?

Dec 2 2014 8:33PM

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.Hugo.

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JDAHow did you get them out in the end?

flamethrower

Dec 2 2014 8:36PM

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AT-AT

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I got a good laugh out of this. good bump

Dec 2 2014 8:42PM

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robbinJAHood

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all you gotta do is hit it in the head with a shovel once and bam there goes your problem

Dec 2 2014 10:21PM

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Mr.noodle

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savvy_skiall you gotta do is hit it in the head with a shovel once and bam there goes your problem

Sorry babe but you are about 8 years late

Maybe next time

Dec 2 2014 10:33PM

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robbinJAHood

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Mr.noodleSorry babe but you are about 8 years late

Maybe next time

rt if u cri evrytiem

Dec 2 2014 10:34PM

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*Frankie*

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LJI'm fucking stupid... asking ns for advice.. Man i must really be out of ideas, thanks anyway people...lame

fuck u lj.

Dec 3 2014 10:21AM

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Mr.Huck

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Such a hilarious thread. In the hopes that NSers have evolved as a species since 06, how would you now deal with racoons in your garage?

My suggestion would have been to loop Rick Astley on the stereo. This should be effective at getting anything out of your garage. Rickroll them the hell out of there.

Dec 3 2014 10:30AM

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