Yes that's right, for the low price of only $9999999999.00, you can own the Hubble Telescope. Think shipping will be too much? Forget about it! It's free! Order yours now, I just did.
(and yes i seriously did order it, i can't wait to hear the message on my phone saying that I didn't have sufficient funds to buy the Hubble Space Telescope)
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