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Beer Bong

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BurgRider
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Anybody else out there love bonging beer?
Jul 3 2006 2:25PM
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bailer
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i like to drink my beer
Jul 3 2006 2:56PM
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creighton
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no
Jul 3 2006 3:01PM
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PLJaCks
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i like drinking mine out of the bottle

funny beer bong story though...

me and 2 of my buddies went to home depot to get supplies to make a beer bong. we asked the first guy we saw if he had any suggestions and he said, "ya, drink it out of the bottle." so the guy who ended up helping us find everything's name was Bru, i found that ironic.
Jul 3 2006 3:13PM
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BurgRider
Posts: 1597 - Karma: 17
I dont know...for some reason I just love bonging my beer. Not because im an alcoholic that likes to get fucked up fast..its just better I guess
Jul 3 2006 5:14PM
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Leckett
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i like to sip on my brew from the bottle
Jul 3 2006 5:15PM
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duhamelski
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ive never tried one. they sound like something that might be fun once but they sound like a big mess
Jul 3 2006 5:38PM
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FartBoy05
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yesum
Jul 3 2006 5:40PM
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SkiCrzy
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my older bros are in college and they made a two story beer bong adn there was a lot of pressure from all of the beer
Jul 3 2006 5:40PM
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Liam.
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bonging weed is more fun
i just like to drink my beer
Jul 3 2006 6:08PM
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toominator
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shotguning cans works just as well for me
Jul 3 2006 6:09PM
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Timmy_G
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Eh I like beer pong. Or I just slam my beer as fast as I can and get it done with.
Jul 3 2006 6:27PM
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jibsworth
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Yes, beer bongs are fun, sometimes.
Jul 3 2006 7:29PM
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mad_540_trix
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ours has valves and stuff so you don't have to hold the hose end with your thumb, plus it's huge, it's awesome.
Jul 3 2006 8:15PM
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Charley.
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oh yeah
Jul 3 2006 8:20PM
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DunDunDun
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guiness out of a can. ice cold. damn its good
Jul 3 2006 8:21PM
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CJHski
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my beer bong rules all
Jul 3 2006 8:25PM
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skifree919
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ive been drinking for 3 years, but ive never shot gunned/beer bonged a beer. How do you open your throat? I feel like if i tried the beer would just pour all over the place because it wouldnt go down my throat fast enough
Jul 3 2006 8:31PM
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DunDunDun
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no you actually drink it. well i do
Jul 3 2006 8:32PM
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GingerKid08
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Its really not hard at all, the beer goes down so fast that it doesnt take a big gulp.
Jul 3 2006 11:25PM
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BurgRider
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shotgunning is dope too
Jul 3 2006 11:43PM
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BurgRider
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your throat just opens...
Jul 3 2006 11:44PM
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Capt.Flannel
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fuck beer dude, I funnel straight up jager/ unfiltered vodka mixed together.
Jul 3 2006 11:45PM
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Elijah.
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I chugged whiskey the other day. That hurts.
Jul 4 2006 2:23AM
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jarossamdb7
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shitty beer:
Keystone
Coors
any 40
and even PBR

goes in the beer bong


good beer:
Fat Tire
Ska Brewing
Newcastle
Easy Street Wheat
many others

drunk and enjoy and take your time.

I love a good lil beer bong hit just when Im getting a little sleepey. wakes you right the fuck up!
Jul 4 2006 2:54AM
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skierdudeguy
Posts: 6574 - Karma: 81
rephrase:
beer i can afford
beer i cant
Jul 4 2006 3:42AM
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jarossamdb7
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i hear ya there, but I do suggest that if you can, you try some good beer. it will open your eyes!
Jul 5 2006 6:05PM
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C-Burg
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"Beer bong for the lady" Jack Black in Saving Silverman
Jul 5 2006 6:10PM
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MLB
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no how about this

Shitty beer: Anything from the states

Good beer: anything from anywhere else outside the states (especialy canada, muuummm Kokanee, Molson Honey.....soo good. There is no bad beer in canada)
Jul 5 2006 6:31PM
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BurgRider
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That is a good point. I didnt even realize that but most american beer is shitty
Jul 5 2006 7:21PM
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InfernoHits
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its fun to beer bong
Jul 5 2006 7:59PM
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skifree919
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a lot of microbreweries from new england have some really nice beer. But, you are right. All the major stuff kinda sucks. But you knwo what, it does the job so i dont mind
Jul 5 2006 8:39PM
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BurgRider
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yea man thats true. your not really drinking it for the taste
Jul 5 2006 8:40PM
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naftel
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funneling is better, but a good beer bong is appreciated now and then.
Jul 5 2006 10:52PM
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bailer
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No way
Jul 6 2006 2:30PM
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jarossamdb7
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i think the only one i mentioned not from the states is newcastle. and you would be a fool to call the others mentioned not good beer.
Jul 7 2006 4:12AM
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naftel
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No way

^ok why>

the funnel if well built is a fine piece of machinery, clear hose so you can view the golden liquid as it approaches you, a solid valve so you can hoist it into position it aloft before you start without fear of losing any beer - the ability to be made with cheap hardware store parts, the ability to be expandable put many hoses and many valves on and the whole crew can down a 24 together!

lets hear the counter argument. my team's funnel - BLACK DEATH - will kick any bongs ass.
Jul 7 2006 11:49AM
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bailer
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^Ohhhh your talking different. One of my red-neck freinds told me that funneling was cutting a 2L pop bottle in half and pouring it into that. Ok your funnel sounds pretty dope.
Jul 7 2006 1:13PM
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corey74
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sure doo..
Jul 7 2006 1:17PM
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BurgRider
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I could be wrong but that sounds just like a beer bong except with a valve and more hoses
Jul 7 2006 7:29PM
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bailer
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yea i was kinda thinking that
Jul 8 2006 1:47PM
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naftel
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nah its different. funneling is a fine art, bonging is greasy.
Jul 11 2006 3:53PM
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denver11
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yeah this kid has got it right
Jul 11 2006 4:31PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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i love beer bonging except when it goes down the wrong tube and u choke and puke up the beer.
Jul 11 2006 5:05PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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Sunny D bong baby.
Jul 11 2006 8:00PM
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imotion
Posts: 1343 - Karma: 11
what the fuck?
Jul 11 2006 8:01PM
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imotion
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thats a really weird bong
Jul 11 2006 8:02PM
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naftel
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thats cause its just a tube and hes standing under a light fixture.
Jul 11 2006 8:21PM
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BurgRider
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whats the point?
Jul 11 2006 11:55PM
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bailer
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So that you can drink it was fast are you want? The exact same point that a beer bong has.

Jul 12 2006 12:01AM
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BurgRider
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thats a lot of unnecesary pressure in your stomach though just for orange juice. haha
Jul 12 2006 12:03AM
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