When you copy and paste a paper from word it doesn't copy over tabs and spaces, NS automatically cuts them out...
Though, by all means if he is having his teacher read this he should of gone over it and tabbed it out and added transitional phrases.
Buuuuut, WHO WANTS A CHUCK NORRIS SHORT STORY?????
The Chronicles of Chuck Norris
“Zerploink…thwump” Was the first sound Captain Goolaft heard, as he was startled from his nap. It proclaimed that the war over Planet Rititan had started. The sound repeated itself over the next few minutes as the Zolurg race attacked the wookies and ewoks. Then a sudden jolt shook the ship, and at the same time a cold fusion rocket was fired out into space, because of the giant tree flung out into space by the wookies. The inter-galactic war between the forest and the Zolurgs had started…
Over 100,000,036 miles away, in Texas, Chuck Norris sensed danger from the mis-fired rocket, and like a superhero, rescued everyone south of the mason-dixon line, from certain annihilation. Chuck instantly saw the cause of this destruction and radioed the rebels he single handedly ran the world with. John Niglekdeck answered.
“Hello Chuck,” said John.
“Hello John, get your team together. We have a crisis on our hands, we will meet at Cancun.”
“Affirmative, what has happened?”
“If I told you, I’d have to kill you!” Shouted Chuck.
John, knowing and fearing Chuck’s infamous roundhouse kick obeyed.
After a brief night of partying, the rebels and Chuck set out for the war scene. Chuck, using his undisputed infinite knowledge of the universe knew exactly how to get there.
The group arrived at Galactic Portal #5 and asked the operator to transport them to the Asteroid Fields of Mooor, which is on the fringe of Planet Rititan. After they arrived Chuck Norris instantly saw the Zolurg’s ship, which had all but beaten the Wookies and Ewoks below them. Telling the rebels to climb upon his back and like a pirate loading onto a ship, they did. Chuck set about springing from asteroid to asteroid…
Back on the Zolurg’s ship, Captain Goolaft saw a red dot moving rapidly towards them. Looking out the window he glimpsed Chuck Norris’s universally knowing face and screamed in terror.
“¿Qué es capitán?” said the Spaniard cadet.
“What is it captain?” shouted the translator, in dire terror also.
“It’s Chuck Norris, quick fire all the guns on him!” shouted the captain.
But, it was of no use, Chuck Norris, using his beard, deflected all the firepower they had, the captains head exploded in sheer amazement. Arriving next to the ship, Chuck merely had to look at the ship and shout “BOOYA!” making a gaping entrance for the rebels to go in through. Then, Chuck entered the ship, and engaged in the most ruthless killing of the Zolurg’s ever.
Later, after the bloodbath, Chuck, graciously appearing at the ceremony the wookies and ewoks were putting on for him, was being fallen for by the wookies, for his irresistible rugged good looks and unparrareled knowledge of the universe. Well, he proved too much for the forest females…while they were awarded him their highest award, the Award of Bravado; a female stepped on his foot.
Chuck, being the emotional man he is, screamed out in fury!
“The Good Chuck giveth, the good Chuck taketh away!”
He instantly used on of his “Divine Intervention” cards he had won in a game of Yahtzee with the devil and completely obliterated the war-riddled planet Rititan and his destroyed homeland to a pristine state. But, he never let the deceased Zolurg race live again…
Chuck and the rebels returned to earth, took up their previous positions of running everything, and lived out their lives under the famed Chuck Norris’ iron fist.
Ban All Noobs Campaign '06
- Ex-Sgt. Caleb