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Movie SNATCH!?

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slimbruddah
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Has anyone else seen it? So many of my friends have not. Yet it is like THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER! Soooo funny and awesome. It's just simply amazing. If you haven't seen it. RENT IT DAMNIT!
Jun 8 2006 10:57PM
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ThaLetterM.
Posts: 8609 - Karma: 1,612
y a like dags?

FUCKIN LOVE THAT MOVIE
Jun 8 2006 10:59PM
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jib-unit00
Posts: 6704 - Karma: 18
its an amazing movie. a lotta people don't know about it either
Jun 8 2006 11:02PM
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RockandRollTroll
Posts: 1155 - Karma: 7
itsa fuggin caravan
Jun 8 2006 11:04PM
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FUUUCK
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i saw it in theaters
Jun 8 2006 11:05PM
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III
Posts: 2041 - Karma: 22
I need to have a shite.
Jun 8 2006 11:07PM
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Scratch*my*Back
Posts: 8334 - Karma: 160
Mickey: Good dags. D'ya like dags?
Tommy: Dags?
Mickey: What?
Mrs. O'Neil: Yeah, dags.
Tommy: Oh, dogs. Sure, I like dags. I like caravans more
Jun 8 2006 11:08PM
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jib-unit00
Posts: 6704 - Karma: 18
hahahahahah
Jun 8 2006 11:11PM
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RockandRollTroll
Posts: 1155 - Karma: 7
Avi: Eighty-six carats.
Rosebud: Where?
Avi: London.
Rosebud: London?
Avi: London.
Gemologist: London?
Avi: Yes, London. You know: fish, chips, cup 'o tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fucking Poppins... LONDON.
Jun 8 2006 11:13PM
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radioclash
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not a lot of people have heard of it? where do you guys live? anyways, its alright, i like lock, stock better
Jun 8 2006 11:22PM
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RockandRollTroll
Posts: 1155 - Karma: 7
I believe it was produced in england, and was shipped to the US under like a different title
Jun 8 2006 11:28PM
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slimbruddah
Posts: 2611 - Karma: 25
"Just worry about gettin us a gun uh?"
"yea"
"whats that?"
"haha, this, is a shotgun Sol."
"it's a fucking anti-aircraft gun vincint!"
Jun 8 2006 11:33PM
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sneather
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ya lock, stock is good
Jun 8 2006 11:38PM
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.David.
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This is indeed, a great movie.
Jun 9 2006 12:19AM
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Nihiriju
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i pwn that movie. it came with a poker set, its sick.
Jun 9 2006 12:22AM
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jex
Posts: 2189 - Karma: 288
definately a sick movie.

"what about that space"
"it's too tight"
"too tight? you could park a jumbo fucking jet in that spot"
Jun 9 2006 1:13AM
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soulskier
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i havent even heard of it, maybe i'kll go check it out
Jun 9 2006 1:15AM
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FUUUCK
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definately
Jun 9 2006 1:32AM
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RudyGarmisch
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...Ze Germans?
Jun 9 2006 1:47AM
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zackskis
Posts: 482 - Karma: 11
definately my favorite movie and quite possibly the greatest movie ever
Jun 9 2006 2:05AM
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PLJaCks
Posts: 566 - Karma: 10
oh, definitely in my top 5 movies of all time...i love that movie
Jun 9 2006 2:06AM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
"...it says desert eagle...point five oh..."
Jun 9 2006 2:32AM
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freestyle_kyle
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 164
hahah what a great movie. boris gettin nailed by the car is fuckin hilarious
Jun 9 2006 2:43AM
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Whitehead
Posts: 285 - Karma: 16
easily one of my top 5 favorite movies of all time, i havnt seen it in a pretty long time but i know next time i see it im gonna love it just as much as i did when i first saw it
Jun 9 2006 10:10AM
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=Worf=
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Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two small mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties mangled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with ya. The fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your gun. (withdraws his gun) And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off.
Jun 9 2006 10:21AM
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denver11
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Tyrone, you could land a fucking jumbo jet in there...It was a funny angle...Tyrone, when you reverse things come from behind you!!
Jun 9 2006 10:41AM
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akerbacker
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i need to see that
Jun 9 2006 11:03AM
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Ryno
Posts: 31125 - Karma: 336
"I hate fucking pikies..."
Jun 9 2006 11:21AM
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=Worf=
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And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".
Jun 9 2006 11:41AM
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dat_ski_dude
Posts: 554 - Karma: 15
Abie - "Why do they call him Borris the bullet dodger?"

Turckish -"Because he dodges bullets Abie"
Jun 9 2006 2:38PM
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wuestinator
Posts: 2394 - Karma: 15
while yours has replica writen down the barrel,
my has desert eagle point five o
Jun 9 2006 2:57PM
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ski_cartel
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hahahahaha, nice
Jun 9 2006 2:59PM
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A_E
Posts: 15350 - Karma: 310
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. soooooo funny
Jun 9 2006 4:04PM
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S-Titterington
Posts: 578 - Karma: 1,323
nope
Jun 9 2006 5:33PM
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GhostfaceKillah
Posts: 3398 - Karma: 10
lock stock and 2 smoking barrels is better.

snatch is still a classic tho
Jun 9 2006 5:36PM
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LostCarKeys
Posts: 2553 - Karma: 20
^ Very wrong...
Jun 9 2006 5:44PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
best movie eva
Jun 9 2006 7:43PM
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=Worf=
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the best is if you put on the subtitles, most of brad pitts part comes up as ??????????????? cause they actually have no clue what he is saying.
Jun 13 2006 3:42PM
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slimbruddah
Posts: 2611 - Karma: 25
haha that's awesome^^
Jun 13 2006 8:12PM
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Timmy_G
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Definitley a good movie. I love movies like that.
Jun 13 2006 8:14PM
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ArabianKnight
Posts: 3136 - Karma: 10
lock stock and two smoking barrels is definately better. snatch is still a sick movie tho.
Jun 13 2006 10:08PM
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g-punit*steezer
Posts: 6050 - Karma: 11
"Do you have anything to Declare?"

"Yeah, Don't go to England"
Jun 14 2006 12:24AM
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Hctiws_iks
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yea they are both good, and so is his new movie, layer cake. the dialouge in all three is amazing.
Jun 14 2006 12:39AM
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fizzlefry
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yeh like degs?
Jun 14 2006 12:58AM
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J.Bass
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alright im going to bed
Jun 14 2006 2:14AM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
haha i borrowed it from some kid and forgot to give it back its so good

thought i was the only one whod seen it
Jun 14 2006 2:16AM
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ry.will
Posts: 3225 - Karma: 47
if you like snatch, check out layer cake, its produced by the same guys and its really fuckin good.
Jun 14 2006 9:21AM
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JackBach
Posts: 4155 - Karma: -5
Damn you...that's my line!
Jun 14 2006 10:06AM
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gmack24
Posts: 4636 - Karma: 31
ya gonna bark lil doggy or are you gonna bite?
Jun 14 2006 10:30AM
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french_fry
Posts: 4698 - Karma: 53
I just watched snatch, really good, but I thought layer cake was slightly better by Guy Richie. Both great movies though.
Jun 18 2006 2:07AM
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ItsPhil
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and the soundtracks to all 3 are amazing as well
Jun 18 2006 3:33AM
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