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InfernoHits
Posts: 4755 - Karma: 192
I work at an animal shelter but a big part of my job is cleaning out the cages of the animals. Now my problem is with this one orange cat named Yankee. Please Listen and PLEASE HELP.
THis cat is one of the least friendly in the place. It used to bite me and scratch me everytime I reached into his cage so I started using a towel. He found a way around this. His new way of bothering me and getting my back and causing me pain is for the fucking cat to start projectile shitting in my direction. I'm 100% serious and the cat has decent aim. And even if he misses the smell is nausiating.
Now I need a solution, a way to befriend the cat or to end this problem. Now keep in mind this is a "no kill" animal shelter so Euphaniasia is not an option. Please help
Jun 7 2006 9:56PM
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Grimace.
Posts: 8345 - Karma: 25
how did you get a job cleaning an animal in lesser importance in the animal kingdoms shit?
Jun 7 2006 10:00PM
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Calb3rt
Posts: 6005 - Karma: 2,202
well i'm sure if you slipped it some antifreeze or something like that then you can say the death was natural. or you can projectile shit all over it to show it whos boss,show it you are the alpha and not it. you shouldn't have anymore problems with it after you projectile shit on it.
Jun 7 2006 10:00PM
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InfernoHits
Posts: 4755 - Karma: 192
I'm a pre-vet student. I get to do a lot of medical shit with the cats/dogs and other animals but the cages do need cleaning and its my first year working there so I do a lot of that shit too
Jun 7 2006 10:02PM
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Arabian.
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 54
Beat it with a rock.


Or if you're a pussy, spray the shit outta the cat with water. make it soak in its stinky poodangles of projectile nausea.
Jun 7 2006 10:07PM
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shrEddie
Posts: 5117 - Karma: 65
take it and throw it into some river somewhere, and then just say it evaporated
Jun 7 2006 10:12PM
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jimmychung
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bring it a bowl full of tuna, it's like crack for cats.
Jun 7 2006 10:13PM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
just try like patting it and shit and see if it likes its belly ribbed or something...maybe you need to take a closing shift and have a little chat with it...IE shedual a meeting with old yankee to talk to the bottom of you boot,
Jun 7 2006 10:22PM
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SkiCrzy
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 10
make it a " Kill" place and kill it
Jun 7 2006 10:23PM
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aoe
Posts: 2947 - Karma: 51
bring it some tuna and make it come out of its cage and over to you to get it. let it know your giving it the tuna and rub it when it comes to get the tuna. than next time when you go to rech into the cage give it a treat and rub it, than next time just give it a rub. eventually you will condition the cat to like you. cats are pretty smart. eventually it will learn that you are a friend if you keep doing tings for it. its not just gonna like you though sticking your hand into its 'bidness' and all
Jun 7 2006 10:50PM
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twintipteles
Posts: 2954 - Karma: 13
maybe try spraying it with water? don't cats hate that? i'm not sure since i've never had one.
Jun 7 2006 10:56PM
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JAYTRON
Posts: 2373 - Karma: 16
give ol' yankee some cat nipp then do the dirty work when he's stoned.
Jun 7 2006 10:59PM
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FuckThePolice
Posts: 2088 - Karma: 17
i thought my job sucked. but i have to say having a cat trying shitting at me is worse
Jun 7 2006 11:01PM
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