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Lé.Skiing
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ok i have an idea, everyone has funny shirts with little quites on them... i know i have plenty, here you can either post pictures of the shirts you have or the quites i know there's gotta be some great ones out there, here are some shirt quites i have:

-Ever since i quit drinking(ive been thirsty)
-Looking foreward to regretting this
-I'm simple it's complicated
-Kiss me i'm Toasted
-your girlfriend thinks i'm hot
-I'm more of a hands on type of guy
-if you tap it... they will come(has a picture of an un tapped beer keg)
-Thinking isnt your strong point is it?

so far thats all of the shirts i can remember that i have. so let's hear yours
Jun 7 2006 5:43PM
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dat_ski_dude
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^^your right, they didnt have one that said just the hot ones.
Jun 9 2006 2:06PM
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Whitehead
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Jun 9 2006 2:10PM
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sacchettiadam
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Jun 9 2006 2:25PM
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Kornn101
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i have a sweet shirt

[b]Drink More Apple Juice[/b]

***picture of a white bronco***

[b]Because O.J. Will Kill You![/b]
Jun 9 2006 3:49PM
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A_E
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HAHAHA
Jun 9 2006 4:10PM
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ski_me
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im getting a tshirt made, whats a good ski type thing for me to have on it.
Jun 9 2006 4:49PM
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Lé.Skiing
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Jun 11 2006 1:35AM
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Lé.Skiing
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so far i think this would be the best shirt for an emo kid... or anyone with a good sense of humor
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Jun 12 2006 3:46PM
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Legit
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This is a McDonalds one

If you are what you eat, you must be fast and cheap!
Jun 12 2006 3:50PM
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skifreak_101
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LMFAO!!! that is the best one of them all
Jun 12 2006 3:56PM
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Lé.Skiing
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yah that one is pretty nifty.
Jun 12 2006 4:08PM
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Gaespar
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Jun 12 2006 4:26PM
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Gaespar
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fuck. it says "Skiing proud supporters of vertical hills and horizontal women" it´s awesome
Jun 12 2006 4:27PM
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kristie
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good stuff.
Jun 12 2006 4:31PM
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Lé.Skiing
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Jun 12 2006 4:37PM
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Lé.Skiing
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bump
Jun 12 2006 10:21PM
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Andre.B
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haha i have that!
Jun 12 2006 10:35PM
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Lé.Skiing
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where did you get it from.. i must know
Jun 12 2006 11:52PM
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Andre.B
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i went to New York 2 years ago and it was in a small store with heeps of t-shirts so i got for $20, but you could also prob find one on the internet, ill keep a look out
Jun 13 2006 2:01AM
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Marcos79
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Jun 13 2006 2:37AM
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Lé.Skiing
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Jun 13 2006 5:46PM
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denver11
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My buddy made one last week with a picture of grouch from sesame street on the front...and then on the back it says..."bitch I live in a fucking trashcan"...This old lady saw it and told him he needs to find GOD
Jun 13 2006 7:10PM
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Lé.Skiing
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dud thats a great story.. some old people told me that if i was looking foreward to regreting something that it just didnt make sense to them and i was liek umm thats part of the joke.. and i was wearing my shirt that said "looking foreward to regreting this"
Jun 13 2006 7:31PM
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CBROOKS
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fuck thats hilarious
Jun 13 2006 7:40PM
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nickrdwd
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"Salmon, the other pink meat"
Jun 13 2006 8:05PM
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Alexander_Keith
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Jun 13 2006 9:46PM
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steevner
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ahhhh it's a ginger kid!!!!
Jun 13 2006 9:48PM
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steevner
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"awww gross!!!!" cartman



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"SICK!!" -cartman



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"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" - cartman




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"Us gingers must rise up!!"

episode summary: Cartman does a presentation on ginger kids, and totally rips on them. Kyle, Stan, and Kenny dye his hair red, bleach his skin, and paint on freckles. When he wakes up, Cartman thinks he has suffered from a mysterious and sudden on-set of the disease, Gingervitus. Sick and tired of being ripped-on because he now has red hair, light skin and freckles, he rallies all ginger kids everywhere to fight against discrimination.
Jun 13 2006 9:57PM
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Crock360
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Jun 13 2006 10:03PM
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