i suggest the evil/goatee/balding look
or for a baked look, blond hair/sleeping/wide smile
'Lawrence, what would you do if you had a million dollars?'
'I'll tell you what id do man, two chick s at the same time man'
'thats it? if you had a million youd do two chicks at the same time?'
'damn straight, always wanted to do tha