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Mezmerize19
Posts: 6475 - Karma: 18
Mine was when I got the bright idea to mix a double shot and red bull together and hitting every jump as hard as I could. Not knowing that there was a 40 foot kicker in front of my I launched off of it and fucked up my face.
Jun 2 2006 3:14PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
i overshot by 50 feet.. 24 hour coma, intensive care for 4 days , lacerated liver, tore up my face ( i used it as a brake to stop myself) and a punctured lung.
Jun 2 2006 3:16PM
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Edward.
Posts: 9366 - Karma: 445
o man, my worst accident was wen i was 3 years old, i still remember, my whole crib was like underwater
Jun 2 2006 3:18PM
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eastAR5
Posts: 15084 - Karma: 730
kickflip a 3 stair LOL when i was 12, front truck got stuck on a rock and i went flying headfirst into this sharp pole and split my head open

they had to send maintenence to mop up the blood. 22 stiches on my forhead
Jun 2 2006 3:20PM
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dynastarskier71
Posts: 611 - Karma: 16
270 onto rail an didint get it quite around all the way an came off early an came of swtich an my thumb hit the rail an i shatered my hole thumb....i got it on tape an u can hear my thumb juss shattering......
Jun 2 2006 3:26PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
when i was little, i pooped in a wave pool
Jun 2 2006 3:28PM
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bucknasty
Posts: 984 - Karma: 18
i overshot a 45 footer by 20 feet doing a simple mute 3 and came down hard tomahawking and breaking my wrist, thank god that is the worste
Jun 2 2006 3:30PM
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johanblaze
Posts: 4987 - Karma: 343
i accidentally made love to nicks (calskierx) mother on thanksgiving.
Jun 2 2006 3:32PM
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Albrecht.
Posts: 1535 - Karma: 11
icy conditions and too much speed

air off a headwall and had my pole out infront of me and basically my abdomen stopped all of my momentum when my ski pole stuck in the snow and the handle went in my belly. the handle pushed all the way back to within 1 inch of my spine.

level 5 spleen fracture
lacerated kidney
collapsed lung
bruised stomach

funny thing was it didnt even leave a bruise
Jun 2 2006 3:34PM
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Holte
Posts: 10730 - Karma: 7,744
knuckled out on a backflip. Broke my collar bone, wrist, cracked two ribs, concussion, and a pretty scraped up face.
Jun 2 2006 3:39PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
i remember that! fucker....
Jun 2 2006 4:05PM
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ECgoggletan
Posts: 254 - Karma: 10
thats more like an accomplishment not an accident
Jun 2 2006 4:39PM
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ninjea
Posts: 2083 - Karma: 28
i invented hair gel.

i accidentally cummed on this girls hair and she was like "hey, i can make goofy hair dues"
Jun 2 2006 4:52PM
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BFINO13
Posts: 1563 - Karma: 14
i borke my femur and tore my miniscus and was in the hospital for a week one of the first time went into the park
Jun 2 2006 5:12PM
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hk_
Posts: 1403 - Karma: 12
I attempted a 270 on, but i missed it and broke my arm and my wrist.
Jun 2 2006 5:18PM
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steezin3s
Posts: 308 - Karma: 25
I collasped a lung and got heemathorax(loose air in heart and neck). Icu for three days and i drove myself and took another lap in the park!
Jun 2 2006 5:43PM
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9TH_SPOHR
Posts: 262 - Karma: 10
wow i think i might be ahead

a month ago we were filming on the 90 footer at alpine jon tj were filming to and i did a truck driver cork 10 landed a tad sloppy so i went again and the snow softened up so i dident have enough speed and nucled it still corked tore a hole in my liver the size of a quarter broke my back in 3 places
Jun 2 2006 6:41PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
You where there to? that jump has broken 2 backs in the last 2 seasons that i know of.
Jun 2 2006 7:02PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
Or were you the kid who broke his skis and everything on the jump.
Jun 2 2006 7:04PM
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9TH_SPOHR
Posts: 262 - Karma: 10
fucking alpine ski patrole suck they let me stand up and sit on the snow moble to go to first aid ,that could of paralized me fuck alpine!
Jun 2 2006 7:05PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
thats a horrible way to judge those guys, i mean if you new any better than they did you could have told them, but you didnt and they didnt so it happend, but in reality nothing happend your walking so no harm no foul. Everytime ive dealt with those guys they have been cool, no issues.
Jun 2 2006 7:07PM
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Itsbackfliptime
Posts: 18901 - Karma: 75
first time hitting a 60 footer and I popped and started rotating backwards and landed on my back. I couldnt breathe for like a minute and my skis popped off and went about 30 feet in the air.
Jun 2 2006 7:07PM
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Sholte
Posts: 2929 - Karma: 12
yea baskly i double ejected broke my wrist and then my ski upon ejection came back to me and hit me in the forhead and gave my a contion
Jun 2 2006 7:14PM
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9TH_SPOHR
Posts: 262 - Karma: 10
haha first i was unconshince then i couldent see and i told them it was my back they said can you wiggke your toes i said ya and they told me to stand up
Jun 2 2006 7:19PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
ok they suck then jeez
Jun 2 2006 7:40PM
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9TH_SPOHR
Posts: 262 - Karma: 10
its cool i will be skiing in 3 weeks so im not that pissed off
Jun 2 2006 7:41PM
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K2_Pubz_360
Posts: 906 - Karma: 10
when i was like 2 i felt like goin big and jumped off a 2 foot stool and broke my collar bone
Jun 2 2006 7:45PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
that made me laugh for like 5 minutes
Jun 2 2006 7:53PM
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Andre.B
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 155
i was doing a front flip and on the landing there was some foot holes in the snow and my arm got caught and i dislocated my sholders and shattered my hand
Jun 2 2006 8:53PM
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steezy_stevie
Posts: 49 - Karma: 174
i got a concussion(however u spell it) last week at squaw. i can't remember that day at all, but i guess i was spinning on a kinked box and slipped and drilled my noggin on it. i had a fucking helmet on too. fyi i must really suck haha
Jun 3 2006 12:07AM
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