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dowalibeast
Posts: 3339 - Karma: 207
Alright...everybody knows that Urban Dictionary has the dopest defs and most funky fresh sentences. Find the funniest definitions, and post them on here.

http://www.urbandictionary.com
May 31 2006 12:21AM
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Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
Walrus

When having sex with a girl, you cum in her mouth, then procede to punch her in the stomach while the load is in her mouth - causing the semen to come out her nose while she groans. creating two tusks and a sound like a walrus

"She was in great pain after he gave her a walrus, and he never went down on him again."
May 31 2006 12:23AM
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eheath
Posts: 61107 - Karma: 118,282
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=atlantaski
May 31 2006 12:23AM
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mad_540_trix
Posts: 2452 - Karma: 14
1. Brokeback

(adj.) Used to describe anything of questionable masculinity.

Believed to have originated from the 2005 motion picture Brokeback Mountain.

"It's NOT a purse, it's a man-bag! It's very manly!"
"I don't know man, it looks kinda brokeback to me." -Boondocks

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=brokeback
May 31 2006 12:36AM
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mad_540_trix
Posts: 2452 - Karma: 14
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=booty+call
May 31 2006 12:40AM
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fourdskate
Posts: 1119 - Karma: 10
Chode Cactus

When your poop gets mixed in with your chode hair and dries up, and gets prickly.



"Ew, John has the most disgusting fucking chode cactus in the fucking world."

ahahahah i cracked up at that
May 31 2006 1:37AM
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-benedetto
Posts: 5238 - Karma: 1,359
i had a thread like this a while back for this site but this is my town, well the town i go to school in. its mad funny

(also refered to as "the ghetto", montighetto, monti)
Urban center of rural Sullivan County NY. Home of Jerry the Bum, who is our homeless wandering mascot, and the famous Blue Ho, officially known as the Blue Horizon Diner. Natives of Monticello know that the only day to efficiently navigate the entrails of the city from Memorial Day until Labor Day is Saturday, because there is an over-population of minivan driving Orthodox Jews who migrate from NYC every year. The main source of entertainment among the youth is to congregate at the 24 hour Wal-Mart or enjoy the herbal entertainment from the local dealer.
Monticello is also home to the smell of the Sullivan County landfill, which can be incredibly putrid on a hot day.

Monticello provides the optimum learning environment for the young aspiring thug who just isn't ready for the bad streets of NYC.
May 31 2006 9:20AM
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Ghst
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1. QUABBING A TWAB 72 up, 35 down

When your having sex with a seal and the seal poops out a baby seal, so you hit it with a shovel. Then, you hit the mother in the head with a shovel for being such a dumb seal and continue to bone her. After your done, you poop on her.

when i went to the zoo, i quabbed a twab.

Jul 19 2006 2:35AM
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B.L.A.K.E
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1. frozen alaskan pipeline 5 up, 5 down

When you take a shit, put it in the freezer and when it is hard you use it as a dildo on your girlfriend.

"That frozen alaskan pipeline was cold as hell."



hehehe i cant believe i just posted that


Jul 19 2006 2:39AM
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sdfjklioeur
Posts: 2082 - Karma: 114
1. ass 2191 up, 288 down

(_!_) = Normal Ass
(__!__) = Big Ass
(!) = Tight Ass
(_?_) = Dumb Ass
(_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass
(_$_) = Rich Ass
(_x_) = Kiss My Ass
(_X_) = Get Off My Ass


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Jul 19 2006 2:47AM
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ski_cartel
Posts: 6598 - Karma: 18
this one is the winner hands down, you may as well stop the game right here
Jul 19 2006 2:51AM
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hk_
Posts: 1403 - Karma: 12
Yeah haha
Jul 19 2006 3:58AM
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DDrem.
Posts: 3552 - Karma: 24
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jul 19 2006 11:57AM
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Lil_G.
Posts: 1052 - Karma: 171
weeda


(aka G) The cross between a Marijuana plant and any other plant that can give it flavor. It is most commonly crossed with a strawberry plant or blueberry. It looks very much like marijuana, but can usually be 2 to 5 times more potent than usual marijuna and smell a little different, like the other plant you crossed it with.

A cross between marijuana and strawberry
A cross between marijuana and blueberry

"Damn this weeda is good"
"Hell yes, dat shit be burnin' my throat like a mutha"
Jul 19 2006 12:44PM
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dat_ski_dude
Posts: 554 - Karma: 15
Peaseki

A big faggot
a kid with a receding hairline
twitchy
no friends, his own fault
god wants you dead

hey peaseki! dont call someone by their last name, its racist. It is not ya fag, god wants you dead.


Jul 19 2006 12:53PM
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Capt.Flannel
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3. Grundle
227 up, 103 down


The Harris Millis dining Hall at UVM.

"Dude, let's go eat at the grundle."
Jul 19 2006 1:02PM
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Galin
Posts: 2342 - Karma: 3,940
Vermont
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A very windy state due to the fact that New Hampshire sucks and New York blows.

Timmy: Why is it so windy here in Vermont?
Becky: Because New Hampshire sucks and New York blows.

haha yesssss
Jul 19 2006 1:09PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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^^^ haha my dad would fuking kill you, he runs uvms food, but yes it is quite a grundle
Jul 19 2006 1:13PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
duude that sucks, you gota tell him to get better food before the students all die.
Jul 19 2006 1:14PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
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haha it isnt that bad, go to the marche thats the good shit
Jul 19 2006 1:17PM
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Capt.Flannel
Posts: 10928 - Karma: 36
Ya, marche's fine but it gets boring every day. And yes, Simpson and Grundle SUCK. Does he work for sodexho?
Jul 19 2006 1:18PM
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jibjim
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jul 19 2006 1:20PM
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wAy2sTeEzY4u
Posts: 5449 - Karma: 20
ya sodexho, but he doesnt do just uvm he does like all colleges, hes the one who designed the marche
Jul 19 2006 1:24PM
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killabees
Posts: 8558 - Karma: 494
haha yea that shits funny
Jul 19 2006 1:26PM
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killabees
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haha yea that shits funny
Jul 19 2006 1:26PM
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