You see, it all has to do with the planets aligning and the positively charged uranium nuclei refracting incandescent rays from the distant star P6J 19, making the moon an off tone burgundy color which is humanly interpreted visually and naturally tells the "guest" user (subconsciously I might add) to go to www.newschoolers.com.
It's really quiet simple, my science teacher explained it to me. Some people like to say he's crazy, I think he's gifted.
Life without risk is like Kool-Aid without the sugar... it just ain't gunna be sweet. SO grow some balls, don't think and just do it.